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Chris Hayner

@haynerland.com
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Content King “Aggressively amazing” President of Paddington BlueSky. Prev.: Polygon, GameSpot, THR, IGN www.Haynerland.com

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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
HHN would be rad, with Chance, Eddie, and Dr. Oddfellow skins all being visually very cool and a good fit for Fortnite's over-the-top aesthetic. What about a Figment sidekick? Avengers Campus exclusive Iron Man?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
Fortnite getting its first skin of a theme park exclusive character opens an interesting door for future collaborations across Disney and Universal. We have R3X in Droid Tycoon, but what about as a sidekick? Other HHN icon skins in years to come? Dare I curse us with a mention of Mr. Six?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump? Lying about TV ratings? I can't believe it.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 30/09/2026
Well today sucks
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
It shouldn’t be. The intro should always be there. Or at least a cut down version of it.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I don't think that's a real thing.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
And you didn't invite me?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry, what is this now?
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Jade King ✍️ OPEN FOR WORK @konayma6.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @gamespot.com, I explored the Ocarina of Time remake's take on Sheik and how early impressions have left me fearful that his androgyny is being left behind. He's a character with nuanced queer history I hope Nintendo is at least slightly in tune with. www.gamespot.com/articles/the...
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The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’s Sheik Is Nothing Without Their Androgyny
Nintendo needs to preserve Sheik’s androgyny in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't save money if you never have a surplus, and we have been lied to all of our lives about money management by the only thieves with a surplus: the rich
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I ranked every haunt at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando! This was fun and very time consuming. Please enjoy, like, and subscribe. No matter how you actually feel about it. Thank you. #hhn youtu.be/PYASmVTe06g?...
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Halloween Horror Nights 2026 Haunted Houses Ranked (Hellraiser, Stranger Things, and more!)
YouTube video by Haynerland | Videos and the Big Kid Podcast
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/09/2026
This absolutely fucking sucks. What a true joy to watch practice his art.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/09/2026
What? What the hell happened
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 20/09/2026
There is no better vibe than yours.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 19/09/2026
Hey Bluesky. Who are some of your fav comics journalists/critics?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 16/09/2026
Just turned on Freddy vs Jason, one of my comfort movies.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/09/2026
I love moderating. But it’s hard work and not everyone can do it. And we learn that more and more every year.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/09/2026
I think it was a Bad call.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/09/2026
Basically producers didn’t think they could age up Camren enough. It’s also why it’s almost entirely Bruce free.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 11/09/2026
we don’t teach young people short-term history, so it was weird when i realized that gen z had no idea that so many gen x and millennials spent our high school years protesting george w bush and not just because of the wars, but because mosques were being targeted and sikh men were being attacked
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/09/2026
Let’s gooooooo
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/09/2026
I love your dad.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/09/2026
Find someone who understands and celebrates you for exactly who you are (unless you suck). My partner surprised me with this today. The program picture book from 1990’s Coming Out of Their Shells tour. It’s beautiful. I had it as a kid when I actually saw the show. Now I have it again.
The album and tour key art on the cover of the book. Photos of Leonardo from the tour. Photos of Donatello with his keyboard and gadgets. Michelangelo’s bio page, lead guitar.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Absolute same. I went to an eaaaaaaaarly preview at the beginning of the year and was already convinced it was a dream come true. But I will be strong.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
getting four FedEx envelopes on my door every day from late August to mid November was much better than having to delete two games for every one I try to download
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The most fascinating modern trend is kids realizing the internet is actually incredibly inconvenient
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Is this corner of social media called #GreenSky? Cause it should be.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Let’s gooooooooooo
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
This brings me way too much joy! A couple years back I actually found a flyer for the radio city debut in remarkably good condition. Was pleased to give it a home.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Oh weird. Guess we gotta find a discord alternative.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
I can’t stop thinking about this.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
What a killer headline, tho.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Got the nicest surprise from my partner today. They got me the tour program from Coming Out of Their Shells, something I had as a child after attending the tour. It’s filled with big beautiful photos. Will snap pics later but I’m over the moon.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Sony telling Kojima "Nah" after taking so many recent Ls is kinda nuts.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
This rules.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
My 13 Pro Max is still working just fine.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
My definitive SCREAM ranking (as of this particular moment): Scream Scream 3 Scream 2 Scream 4 Scream 5 Scream 7 Scream 6
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Stu Macher's Iconic Scream Face
ALT: Stu Macher's Iconic Scream Face
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
Do you mean THIS tonight?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
The Zelda discourse SHOULD be about why they aren’t remastering A Link To The Past, the franchise’s best entry.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
I don’t even know how to break this to you all. Scream Queens season 2 is actually kind of fun? We were way too mean to it as a society.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 08/09/2026
Remember The Walking Dead?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 08/09/2026
Every editorial job I see now is basically existing to train AI to replace you. Like, the end game is painfully obvious.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
At this point, sure.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
I highly suggest you hire me.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
I take all Mondays through Fridays off currently. Do not recommend.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
This thread is the one to be following right now.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
Can you give us a proper video tour of your cabin/sleeping accommodations/the public spaces of the train?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
I can’t believe my tax dollars are paying for someone to make the absolute worst AI memes. I mean, I CAN believe it but it makes me feel dead inside.
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