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Chris Hayner

@haynerland.com
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Content King “Aggressively amazing” President of Paddington BlueSky. Prev.: Polygon, GameSpot, THR, IGN www.Haynerland.com

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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
Fortnite getting its first skin of a theme park exclusive character opens an interesting door for future collaborations across Disney and Universal. We have R3X in Droid Tycoon, but what about as a sidekick? Other HHN icon skins in years to come? Dare I curse us with a mention of Mr. Six?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump? Lying about TV ratings? I can't believe it.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 30/09/2026
Well today sucks
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry, what is this now?
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Jade King ✍️ OPEN FOR WORK @konayma6.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @gamespot.com, I explored the Ocarina of Time remake's take on Sheik and how early impressions have left me fearful that his androgyny is being left behind. He's a character with nuanced queer history I hope Nintendo is at least slightly in tune with. www.gamespot.com/articles/the...
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The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’s Sheik Is Nothing Without Their Androgyny
Nintendo needs to preserve Sheik’s androgyny in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't save money if you never have a surplus, and we have been lied to all of our lives about money management by the only thieves with a surplus: the rich
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I ranked every haunt at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando! This was fun and very time consuming. Please enjoy, like, and subscribe. No matter how you actually feel about it. Thank you. #hhn youtu.be/PYASmVTe06g?...
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Halloween Horror Nights 2026 Haunted Houses Ranked (Hellraiser, Stranger Things, and more!)
YouTube video by Haynerland | Videos and the Big Kid Podcast
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/09/2026
This absolutely fucking sucks. What a true joy to watch practice his art.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/09/2026
What? What the hell happened
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 19/09/2026
Hey Bluesky. Who are some of your fav comics journalists/critics?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 16/09/2026
Just turned on Freddy vs Jason, one of my comfort movies.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/09/2026
I love moderating. But it’s hard work and not everyone can do it. And we learn that more and more every year.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 11/09/2026
we don’t teach young people short-term history, so it was weird when i realized that gen z had no idea that so many gen x and millennials spent our high school years protesting george w bush and not just because of the wars, but because mosques were being targeted and sikh men were being attacked
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/09/2026
Find someone who understands and celebrates you for exactly who you are (unless you suck). My partner surprised me with this today. The program picture book from 1990’s Coming Out of Their Shells tour. It’s beautiful. I had it as a kid when I actually saw the show. Now I have it again.
The album and tour key art on the cover of the book. Photos of Leonardo from the tour. Photos of Donatello with his keyboard and gadgets. Michelangelo’s bio page, lead guitar.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
getting four FedEx envelopes on my door every day from late August to mid November was much better than having to delete two games for every one I try to download
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The most fascinating modern trend is kids realizing the internet is actually incredibly inconvenient
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
I can’t stop thinking about this.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Got the nicest surprise from my partner today. They got me the tour program from Coming Out of Their Shells, something I had as a child after attending the tour. It’s filled with big beautiful photos. Will snap pics later but I’m over the moon.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 10/09/2026
Sony telling Kojima "Nah" after taking so many recent Ls is kinda nuts.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
This rules.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
My 13 Pro Max is still working just fine.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
My definitive SCREAM ranking (as of this particular moment): Scream Scream 3 Scream 2 Scream 4 Scream 5 Scream 7 Scream 6
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Stu Macher's Iconic Scream Face
ALT: Stu Macher's Iconic Scream Face
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
The Zelda discourse SHOULD be about why they aren’t remastering A Link To The Past, the franchise’s best entry.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/09/2026
I don’t even know how to break this to you all. Scream Queens season 2 is actually kind of fun? We were way too mean to it as a society.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 08/09/2026
Remember The Walking Dead?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 08/09/2026
Every editorial job I see now is basically existing to train AI to replace you. Like, the end game is painfully obvious.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
I highly suggest you hire me.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
This thread is the one to be following right now.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/09/2026
I can’t believe my tax dollars are paying for someone to make the absolute worst AI memes. I mean, I CAN believe it but it makes me feel dead inside.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 05/09/2026
Genuinely one of the worst games I’ve ever played. And I adore VTM.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 03/09/2026
Honestly couldn’t imagine the #Furious finale being any better than it was. What a show. Emmy Rossum forever.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 02/09/2026
If I ever make a TV show, I will make sure it’s part of the Tommy Westphall universe.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/09/2026
For @gamespot.com, I survived #Fortnitemares at #HHN35! Universal Studios brought #Fortnite to life and it’s pretty cool. www.gamespot.com/articles/for...
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Fortnitemares Is A Spooky Dream Come True At Universal's Horror Nights
Universal tells us how it adapted Fortnite into an immersive experience.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/08/2026
Made a friend at Horror Nights!
A picture of me and Art the Clown from Terrifier 3.
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Wrestle Buds @wrestlebuds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's time for a new episode of Wrestle Buds! This week, we're releasing the pilot for Wrestle Buds! Why wasn't this the first episode? Because it was more of a fun wrestling talk chill time rather than a great opening episode. Apple link bellow. RSS threaded.
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The Lost Episode!
Podcast Episode · Wrestle Buds · August 27 · 49m
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/08/2026
Lol ok
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/08/2026
This.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/08/2026
No you’re looking for newspaper articles on a 1991 drug cartel bust.
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404 Media @404media.co · 27/08/2026
The deputy resigned after an investigation uncovered an alleged history of racism, stalking, and sexual abuse.
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Florida ‘Deputy of the Year’ Used Flock to Stalk Ex, Held Gun in Her Mouth, Did a Nazi Salute
The deputy resigned after an investigation uncovered an alleged history of racism, stalking, and sexual abuse.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[whisper] They all lied.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/08/2026
We weren’t able to record this week but the content train NEVER STOPS.
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Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Having covered hundreds of junkets and promo tours, I firmly believe that every film should offer talent to reporters for coverage, always including the directors, who are usually a project's best spokespeople. Except for the Russo Brothers. They shouldn't talk to the press. Ever.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/08/2026
I’m several interviews deep into a personal project I’ve dreamed of for a long time. Let’s all cross fingers that it comes true.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/08/2026
I met Tim Curry once, briefly, at an industry party. It was the coolest thing I’ll ever do.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 26/08/2026
This shouldn't be such a pleasant surprise from a company. But the world sucks, and major corporations want us poor and dependent on them. So kudos to Panic for this. I wish it were something other corps would learn from, but I think we all know better.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 26/08/2026
It shouldn't be surprising that the kid from Silver Spoons grew up to suck.
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With all this said, if you are a woman or femme-identifying games journalist, please feel free to shout yourself out below. I’d love to follow you on here and also circulate your name a bit wider/perhaps make a list of us 🤍
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Phil Hornshaw @philhornshaw.com · 26/08/2026
Clickbait is fundamentally a lie, a good headline is intriguing, it's not that hard. That said, you gotta pay off your headline in the copy, preferably as quickly as possible, so the reader doesn't feel duped and baited. Put the news in the lede, make the context good enough to keep them reading.
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