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Chris Hayner

@haynerland.com
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Content King “Aggressively amazing” President of Paddington BlueSky. Prev.: Polygon, GameSpot, THR, IGN www.Haynerland.com

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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/10/2026
Fortnite getting its first skin of a theme park exclusive character opens an interesting door for future collaborations across Disney and Universal. We have R3X in Droid Tycoon, but what about as a sidekick? Other HHN icon skins in years to come? Dare I curse us with a mention of Mr. Six?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry, what is this now?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/09/2026
Find someone who understands and celebrates you for exactly who you are (unless you suck). My partner surprised me with this today. The program picture book from 1990’s Coming Out of Their Shells tour. It’s beautiful. I had it as a kid when I actually saw the show. Now I have it again.
The album and tour key art on the cover of the book. Photos of Leonardo from the tour. Photos of Donatello with his keyboard and gadgets. Michelangelo’s bio page, lead guitar.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/08/2026
Made a friend at Horror Nights!
A picture of me and Art the Clown from Terrifier 3.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 18/08/2026
This would’ve crushed at D23.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 16/08/2026
My Secret Service
The Beach Boys, circa 1970s.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/07/2026
Netflix is just more expensive YouTube now.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/06/2026
NSFW
A picture of a purple Geo Tracker. A picture of a green Geo Tracker.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 11/06/2026
New @wrestlebuds.bsky.social! Today we are talking about the time Hulk Hogan and a shark from #SharkTank teamed for a failed wrestling promotion in the 00s. Pod platforms everywhere and on the free tier at Patreon.com/wrestlebuds!
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 22/05/2026
It’s either this or Herman and Lily Munster. My partner and I cite these as wonderful love stories and couples with some regularity. Also we did this once.
Chris and his partner cosplaying as Herman and Lily Munster on vacation.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 20/05/2026
Sometimes you cold message @michaelianblack.bsky.social on Instagram to see if he’ll to talk about being a ninja turtle for something you’re working on. Then you tag him on bluesky because you’re a social media genius why hasn’t anyone done this before?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/04/2026
Any friends in Vegas for Cinemacon: I’m flying in tomorrow for Wrestlemania week. Hit me up if you wanna grab coffee!
It’s a selfie of me pointing at the camera.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 22/02/2026
Disney ended the Go.com experiment in 2001. And yet...
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/01/2026
I’m not on TikTok anymore. But I’ll probably do Upscrolled. So come hang out.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 25/01/2026
Why yes, I did win an estate auction for 30 pairs of what look like sunglasses old ladies (and I) would wear.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/01/2026
Why nisn't Kirby on this poster?
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 05/01/2026
I’m at CES and seated for a Lego keynote. First CES and love that it’s for Lego.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/01/2026
The Stranger Things sequel coming in hot.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 22/12/2025
I really enjoy how wide-ranging @polygon.com goes. It's fun.
A screenshot of Polygon's homepage with articles about games, movies, TV shows, nostalgia, and more.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/12/2025
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 15/09/2025
Tag yourself, I'm anyone but Jeph Loeb.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 23/08/2025
A night at the matches. A great time. #nxtlakeland
The ring at NXT live.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/07/2025
Post a movie poster that goes hard
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 28/06/2025
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up? The Bash Bros felt like too easy of an answer. I had this poster signed by someone dressed as Michelangelo that was at a car show in 1991.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/06/2025
PUT PAUL HEYMAN IN FORTNITE
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 30/05/2025
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 29/05/2025
Witness the beginning of the #DarkUniverse.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 17/05/2025
Finally.
Jar jar binks in Fortnite.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/05/2025
A few years back I had a Disney guide at Hollywood studios who secretly arranged for me to have a private meet and greet with Sweetums. Sweetums is my favorite muppet. He brings me joy Oh and I interviewed Kermit and Piggy. Nbd. Happy #KermittheFrogday to us all.
A photo of me and Sweetums the muppet at Muppet Vision 3D. A photo of Kermit the frog, Miss piggy, and I.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 09/05/2025
Stove looks so much like my late good girl Spooky Mulder and that’s the kind of happy I needed after a long day.
A photo of my cat. She’s a tuxedo cat with big eyes.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
A photo of WWE’s The Shield posing as the Wyatt Family.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 13/04/2025
Why yes, our house is partaking in the collecting of McDonald’s Minecraft thingies.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/04/2025
I didn’t love the Harry Potter ride but I’m also not the audience. It’s a screen-heavy really jerky ride about an IP I know mostly from theme parks at this point. The queue is flat out stunning, though. Best line queue I’ve ever seen.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 07/04/2025
After spending all day yesterday at Universal’s #EpicUniverse, I’m here to tell you one thing: the Dark Universe ride Frankenstein Experiment is one of the coolest rides I’ve ever partaken in. It wins everything.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 23/03/2025
When a dream comes true. This was last week in Sweden.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 22/03/2025
Man, "doctor" is going a lot of heavy lifting in her title.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 02/03/2025
I’m going to tell my kids this is The Brood. #wwechamber
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 26/02/2025
Find someone who understand the nicest things they can do for you is give you a Paddington bucket hat.
It’s a picture of my wearing a Paddington bucket hat.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 25/02/2025
Day three of substitute teaching. I’m a tired. Welcome to not instagram.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 26/01/2025
Kevin Owens is a top five wrestling troll of all time. He elevates it to an art. #snme #wwe
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 22/01/2025
For Florida this is like -800 billion degrees and my feet are cold.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 20/01/2025
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media 🤯😳
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 19/01/2025
I still haven’t seen Paddington 3 even though it’s been out since NOVEMBER in the UK. It’s not fair. It’s not right. It deserves a hard stare.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 14/01/2025
Today I found the book I wrote in 3rd grade. It’s the greatest book ever written.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 13/01/2025
COMPAQ PRESARIO NATION RISE UP! I was very cool in the 90s.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 06/01/2025
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 01/01/2025
Said goodbye to 2024 with a bike ride where I found a dragon mailbox. Florida is crazy.
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Chris Hayner @haynerland.com · 27/12/2024
Happy holidays I found this hat at a thrift store yesterday.
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