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Jeff Drake

@hatethedrake.bsky.social
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TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?

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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 1h
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” ~President Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1936. Image: Universal History Archive/Getty Images.
This black and white photo shows a clean-shaven man, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, sitting at a desk and wearing a suit. He holds a paper in his right hand and appears to be speaking into a microphone that sits on the desk.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 2h
The team from Atlanta should not see any more success until they get rid of their racist name and EVEN MORE racist audience participation bullshit. It’s awful and fucking embarrassing.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I first came across Mini Wheats, I thought it was just a name. I didn’t realize it indicated Giant pillows of wheat that you…what…put in milk and then…eat like a sandwich?
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two RBI on two balls that traveled a total of 85 feet. More high quality defense from the Yankees!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They always save their best for October!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With the way they’re handling the baseball out there right now, the Yankees are lucky they’re not down 4-0.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And continues…
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And continues…
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And so the Yankees Playoff Fielding arrives right on time.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, *I* was in heaven for NINETEEN days and the Jesus *I* met was closer to 5’6” and looked like Wallace Shawn!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is amazing.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, the pocket-sized copy! Perfect for a night out!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If anyone in Los Angeles is interested in seeing @garygulman.bsky.social ‘s show Grandiloquent at Largo. I have two tickets I sadly cannot use. Hit me up!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it’s time to start ruining young rapists’ lives for the first time in our history.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the best metaphor I’ve seen yet.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep. There’s no honest, ethical way to make a billion.
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seven A.M. (1948) shows an empty storefront at dawn, its clock fixing the hour. Cool morning light casts eerie shadows over bare shelves and a lone cash register—a liminal pause before the day begins.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Eiffel Tower is bigger and more impressive than you think it’s gonna be. Mount Rushmore is smaller and more corny than you think it’s gonna be.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Corey Booker needs to bring this same energy to talking about all of the crimes that have been committed since 2024. I firmly believe if Democrats put away their smiles of bipartisanship for good and talked about Republicans like this 24/7, Republicans would crumble.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That and Max Headroom. Two Matt Frewer classics.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post a TV show nobody watched but you? I mean, where to begin!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the many reasons I don’t regret my decision to stop watching football.
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9 Chickweed Rage @9chickweedrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here are the strips we discussed with @mattfraction.bsky.social for Episode 50: Matt Fraction Returns to Boner City, U.S.A.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guard your sniffer ports, everyone!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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9 Chickweed Rage @9chickweedrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry for the delay! Episode 50: Matt Fraction Returns to Boner City, U.S.A. is dropping tomorrow morning. It features sitzfleisch, crab claws & thigh gaps, totally normal reactions, and too many boners.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are three rabbits inside you. And one has a floppy ear.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hilarious.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot clearly communicate how much I HATE seeing the Yankees win in the postseason.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No no no. It’s her last name.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quick question: Who is Ryan Murphy?
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Also: Show me your boners!”
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guarantee that Downey as Doom ends up being “Tony Stark from an alternate timeline.” (Which is a terrible choice.) If it’s true, it will ruin the movie for me. And if it’s not, it will still ruin the movie because I won’t stop thinking it for the entire run of the film.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh….wow
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today is the 40th anniversary of Cleveland's epic Balloonfest debacle. Second only to Ten Cent Beer Night in the great list of Cleveland WTFs. Cheers to all who celebrate.
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The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86
YouTube video by The Atlantic
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, NOW you tell me.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This fucking genius. youtu.be/HLijSwMH7Is?...
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Ted Travelstead's Vlog SuperCut
YouTube video by Ted Travelstead
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We found a voter who doesn’t care about the economy, Iran, or the Epstein Files! Let’s spend 2500 words on them!”
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I slept on this book for TOO LONG. It is SO GOOD! Beautifully written and intricate like a puzzle box. @amalelmohtar.com & @maxgladstone.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with this one.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is fucking demented and I love it.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the unity dumb old Democrats keep crying for. But will they weaponize it and use it as a rallying cry? Not. Bloody. Likely.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Healthy people are RIPPING OFF America!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The definition of a great cinematic villain includes said villain not believing what he’s doing is evil. So…great work, Peter Thiel!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The mouth of the Scrub Daddy, that’s where knives go when you want to clean them, right? Or should I be discussing this with a mental health professional?
Scrub Daddy with a knife in its mouth.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Gotta warn you. Im kind of an animal with ribs. I’ll probably need to nip into your shower when we’re done.”
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like Xi Jinping talked about the “Thucydides trap” as a flex, because he knows (as WE ALL do) that Trump has no idea what those syllables mean. He couldn’t spell it. He couldn’t pronounce it. He probably thinks it’s the guy pushing the rock. Or one of the characters from the Odyssey.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a power move, fuck bringing an iced coffee. Bring a slab of ribs, enough for both of you. If they don’t join in, do you really want to work there?
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