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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ok, "I'm not mad, just disappointed" is a good line. Fair enough, Drew. #bb28

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

would've been nice to have time to see that last-minute push on the episode.

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seems like some amount of certainty then, I guess

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

omg can somebody please put the video of this online

Here's Minnesota coach P.J. Fleck getting a 2025 dousing after winning the Duke's this substance Bowl--uh, congrats

After BYU won the 2025 this breakfast treat Bowl, 2 life-size ones with human limbs got sacrificed in a giant toaster on the field

In 2014 the Bahamas Bowl loved that chicken from this chain

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status. AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️. The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

what heavenly bar has this popcorn???

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you do end up scoring there for some reason, why not go for 2?

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like to peel zucchini ribbons(literally just take a potato peeler down the side, rotate, repeat until down to the seeds). Throw them in a pan with some butter and seasonings of choice, cook until browned.

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I still don't fully understand why teams that are up 1 and score a TD in the 4th don't go for 2. Is the possibility of a 9 point lead just not tempting enough?

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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In this story Anthropic told partners that "gross margins are above 80% before accounting for revenue shared with distribution partners, including Amazon, and the cost of training its models.” For the layperson, that means "we're making money if you don't count the things that we spend money on." 😂

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Was there ANY threat beyond the one Mbuemo chance at the end? I can't remember anything clear.

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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"We put a camera on the fish."

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Tookie 🪓💎 @tookieclothespin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hug your children often or they might end up insufferable on reality tv #bb28

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/

Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Felt much more stressful than "Villa had 0 shots on target"

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

They clearly thought "BB" stood for something other than what you talk about with it.

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TK 🌸 @practicesbaby.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026

Hello this is Beyoncé

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

you cannot lie to women in Philadelphia and say you are on the practice squad for the Eagles, they will ask you why they didn’t see you out there in the third quarter of a preseason game Tanner McKee went 4/15 in

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We have a "baby on the field" delay in San Jose 😂

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Sporkamarink @strivingally.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

My personal favourite is still the one about the difference between a sauce and a dressing:

Screenshot from a hilariously off-target google AI overview about the difference between sauces and dressings.
“The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds.
Sauces: add flavor, texture and visual appeal to dishes. Sauces can also add contrasting or complementary flavors and colors to a plate. For example, tomato sauce is a common base for Mexican salsas and Italian pasta dishes.
Dressings: used to protect wounds and prevent infection, while also allowing healing. A dressing should be large enough to completely cover the wound, with a safety margin of about 2.5cm on all sides. A standard serving size for salad dressing is two tablespoons.”

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ok but am I crazy? I would be psyched as hell to get that shot from someone. That's gorgeous, clever, and infinitely hotter than 90% of spicy pics men have ever sent me.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/08/2026

“please make me a sequel to this game I loved very much” maybe the best use of rich guy money I have seen in a hot minute

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

>Trojans bring a big wooden Trojan horse into their city >The term “Trojan horse” literally means “a trick or device that lets an enemy get inside a safe place” Why would they do this? Were the Trojans stupid?

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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right

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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/04/2024

It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Drew yelling "I love Paw Patrol, baby" is also VERY Drew

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon

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Harumis Azora @harumisazora.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That...is a hilarious description of Yami Yugi, thank you Dungeon Dice Monsters.

"The ultimate in name and deed, this man-child wields miraculous power."

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

you ALWAYS go Full Mingo

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Hascow @hascow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Is The Accountant the one with Anna Kendrick and the dog painting? I have seen like the last 3 minutes of that movie dozens of times because it was on before a show I watched on TNT for years but had no idea what it was actually about or if it was good.

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How to tell if you have ADHD. First, look at a bunch of ADHD memes. If your response is “that me,” you do not have ADHD. If your response is “In the name of the indifferent gods, what sorcery has divined my entire being and laid it out before me like viscera torn from my very body?” you have ADHD.

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 15/03/2025

they already have this. it's a bus

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