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Hamish Smith

@has8.bsky.social
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Old man shakes fist at cloud. Probably grumping at someone else's computer right now.

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Tof Eklund @tofeklund.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey #nzpol, question for #TOP voters... I understand your frustration and desire for change, but why wouldn't you cast your vote for the only party with integrity, experience, leadership skills and a coherent, pro-social agenda? I mean the Greens, of course. #VoteGreen
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed. The dirty money is on the only remaining MP with their own chapter in Nicky Hager's Dirty Politics. I suspect Mitchell has already managed to derail Bishop and Stanford's attempts without getting any blood on his hands, and now he awaits the elections to eliminate other top contenders.😮
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tapping out. The post debate analysis is broken. #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I only count "What I'd say to you..." three times in 90 minutes... drinking games up and down the country ruined! Thanks Luxon! #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No Luxflakes, that wasn't the same answer. You were willing to condemn Iran, but not the US. #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which Chris is which…? Party vote Green!!! Fuck these boring, mediocre… same same but same numpties. We deserve so much better. #nzpol
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both of them talking about science... will either reinstate the Marsden fund? No? #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
H: That was under John Key L: I'm not John Key H: No. You're not! Points scored! #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can I vote for Jack Tame? #nzpol #leadersdebate
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GreenLeft Network 🍉 @nzgreenleft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you like more trains? Because the Greens will push for MORE And unlike a blue or red party that over-promises and/or poorly-delivers We will deliver at the right pace by following the advice by Te Waihanga and our local councils (apparently that's too difficult for some parties to do). #nzpol
Potential routes for mass rapid transit

We’ll take advice from the Infrastructure Commission and councils
on the best mass rapid routes for communities to stay connected.

Auckland Light Rail mass rapid transit proposal map.

https://assets.nationbuilder.com/beachheroes/pages/92458/attachments/original/1791067852/Transport_policy_online_.pdf?1791067852Wellington Light Rail and Christchurch Light Rail mass rapid transit proposal maps

https://assets.nationbuilder.com/beachheroes/pages/92458/attachments/original/1791067852/Transport_policy_online_.pdf?1791067852
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything that is wrong around us is traceable back to decisions, they are choices... going back to Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher. All of my formative years and all of my adult life. But these are choices. We can have nice things. We just need to make different choices. PARTY VOTE GREEN #nzpol
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's questions from a definitely unbiased candidate debate: "Why are the Greens polling so well when you had someone who shoplifted at the start of the term?" "Why do you think people don't like Chloe Swarbrick so much?" I wish I was kidding.
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Pugwash @lucky-lefty-nz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NZPol Here's an idea for Seymour and his trashbag of failed National MP's.
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Ethan Gullery - Alliance Candidate for Christchurch East @ethangulleryeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PREFU says agency budgets are fixed in dollar terms. Each future Budget can add $2.4 billion in new spending, with no adjustment for inflation. Inflation lifts the tax take while those budgets stand still. A fixed budget buys less each year prices rise. The surplus is planned on that gap. #nzpol
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Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fixing something that's broken always cost more than just maintaining it in the first place. This pathetic obsession with getting to surplus will destroy all we've built in the long-term. #nzpol
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Ka pū te ruha - Toitū Te Tiriti @kaputeruha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This comment sums it up for me. What good is an economy that crushes its own citizens while lining the pockets of a privileged few? #nzpol
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Jeremy @shepz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making a bunch of Green Party policies "bottom lines" is funny but also sad people wanna waste their vote on this party that wont make it into Parliament. Vote Green for guaranteed change, it's really not that hard. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Health, supermarkets and political lobbying among Opportunity Party's bottom lines
The Opportunity Party has laid out its bottom lines for any post-election negotiations, as a new poll has it clutching the balance of power.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cult classic ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O’Brien, Patricia Quinn, Charles Gray, Nell Campbell, and Meat Loaf time warped into cinemas in Italy fifty years ago this week (September 1976) 💍 🎶 ⚡️ #OTD
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✅✅🕊️ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New rule: Any media reporting on David Farrar must be accompanied by this photo of Farrar dressed as Jimmy Savile. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
David Farrar dressed as Jimmy Savile, for fun.
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Regular reminder that the 'shrink the state' ghouls (that get it) have a simple goal - to ensure that the few benefit most from the resources that belong to the many. The TPU run 'psy-ops'; plain and simple. They use lies and manipulation to turn the people against public and shared ownership.
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Craig Wright-St Clair @craigwrightstclair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#nzpol
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Tony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3 fucking long years. If you don't want the Luxon, Peters and Seymour clown show again, don't vote for them. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/09/2026
If you want a progressive left-leaning party that cares about people, wants to right the systemiatic wrongs, fix a broken system, and care for the environment, etc. there already is a trusted party for this, it's @greens.org.nz 💚💚 #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Chlöe Swarbrick on what separates Greens from Opportunity Party
Green co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick talked business, the economy, and political rivals at an event in Auckland on Monday.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/09/2026
$9,000,000,000 to save some drivers 5-10 mins When we have a healthcare system that is crumbling and costing 1000s of people FIFTY HOURS in an ED, or MONTHS for surgeries. "We're not a poor country. We make poor decisions" - Craig Renney, the "should be" Labour shadow finance minister. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/09/2026
"We're not a poor country. We make poor decisions" - @clrenney.bsky.social - the should be shadow finance minister. I am going to post this once every day between now and Nov. Hopefully somebody in the Labour NZ party sees this and takes note. #nzpol
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Daniel @danentropy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nats are a one trick pony - tax cuts tax cuts tax cuts 45 years of tax cuts have brought us: ~ record homelessness ~ extreme youth unemployment ~ elderly poverty deciding heating over eating ~ working poor class ~ exacerbated climate destruction If it was going to work it would be by now #NZpol
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Kevin Veale 😷 (Toitū Te Tiriti) @krveale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think it's a fantastic explanation, but it misses the key point: This isn't the government being 'bad with money.' This is the government knowingly stealing from the public in order to give money to their mates, under the excuse of brutalising kids who happened largely not to be white. #nzpol
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MeatMechSuit @meatmechsuit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lux went on the telly to scold Air NZ because he knew it would make him look big manly bizdaddy to his supporters, but crucially he knew the media would not say anything about the $1B bailout Air NZ needed after he had bolloxed up being their CEO #nzpol
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Alex @shakingstick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What the entire fuck is wrong with his man?
Screenshot of an RNZ article. A photo of PM Christopher Luxon looking like a belligerent middle manager berating an underling at the dick sucking factory. Text reads: "Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has apologised after people's benefits were wrongly suspended because officials were overwhelmed with paperwork.

But he's standing by his statement to Parliament that had not happened, saying it was correct at the time."
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 28/08/2026
Cowardly ghoul #nzpol
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Watch: Louise Upston dodges questions after benefits cut improperly
The Social Development Minister evaded members of the media on her way into the House.
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Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If ever there was a headline and article that sums the current government up...well... #nzpol
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Person dies outside Paul Goldsmith's Auckland office
A person has died outside of the offices for National Party MPs, including Paul Goldsmith.
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don’t vote for RW Neoliberal #AtlasNetwork parties backed by billionaires greed: ACT National NZFirst Opportunity open.substack.com/pub/weareund... #PartyVoteGreen✅ or ✅✅ #nzpol
open.substack.com
ACT version 2.0
Now with a Green update
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Kevin Hague @kevinhague.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So I know most people won’t know about this, but the Government has been ramming through its awful resource management agenda in Parliament this week. The Committee stage wrapped up this morning.
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Andrew Frame @napierinframe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In related news: NO SHIT!!!
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KidOf60sTeens; The right wing is not your ally. @kidof60steens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are TOP being disingenuous? Because it looks like it based on this. Why would you quietly remove this sentence from the Policy Committee Mandate while at the same time saying "Oops, sorry, our bad, we went let the Board do the thing any more"? 🤔 #NZPol
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton playing Yakkity Sax at Glastonbury Festival 2014 in front of a nation of people who grew up watching The Benny Hill Show will always make me smile.🥰 RIP Dolly.❤️
youtube.com
This is a 100% Real Video of Dolly Parton
YouTube video by Chris Rogers
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Action For Nature @actionfornature.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turning Trash Into Treasure in Our National Parks! 🎨🍃 When eco-artist and former park ranger Mariah Reading finds discarded litter while exploring public lands, she doesn't just pick it up — she turns it into a canvas! nicenews.com/environment/... #EcoArt #ActionForNature #NationalParks #Art
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to the realest ever. May her memory be a blessing. people.com/dolly-parton...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just going on record to say how disappointed I am with Labour in supporting that stupid Under-16 social media ban because of fucking populism & choosing NOT TO LISTEN to people within their own party who do actually know better. Fucks sake 😞
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/08/2026
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Robot beats Usain Bolt" So? 'Hot air balloon ascends higher than Olympic high jumper Gale Lark' 'Submarine can stay underwater longer than Karen Fish of Guildford' 'Lawn mower cuts grass quicker than Herbie Vorr when he's on all fours nibbling' It's a *robot*. False equivalence.
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Kaimataara @kaimataara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Chris Hipkins as Fry from Futurama thinking 'Not sure if I even want to win this election'
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Hamish Smith @has8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I missed on one... doesn't look like it stacks up, eh?
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Count Spockula @randomancom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As a Greens voter all I can really say is "boo Labour". Austerity will not help this country and will simply hurt vunerable people and the working class. You want to decrease debt? Cool- introduce wealth taxes! #nzpol
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So a whanaunga has rung them and they say its a "printing error" and they were trying to do various Mita and this one accidentally got send elsewhere (everywhere) He asked if it was AI and they say IDK so ... #nzpol
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This way UP🖕🏾 Every time you think of TOP, think of David Seymour repackaging Te Tiriti. Top is a corporate sponsored, neoliberal, right wing Trojan horse!!! #nzpol
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to helpfully suggest that anyone who is in the presence of the great Luxon or any of his cronies employ the correct hand gesture to indicate MAXIMUM respect… see below: #nzpol
static.klipy.com
Christopher Luxon Chrisluxon
Alt: Christopher Luxon is a wanker.
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