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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane

@harshrealmpress.itch.io
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Big fan of Bladerunner and Alien. Old School Dungeon Games. Heavy Guitars. Paint little Space Guys. No Gods, No Masters. As Above, So Below. I make books at harshrealmpress.itch.io He/him

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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 8h
Computer, make this life worth living. Computer? Computer are you there?
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Patrick Warburton is a heavy double-edged Patrick Burton made to be wielded with two hands
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Don't.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 29/09/2026
This reminded me I want to buy a can crusher.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 29/09/2026
What is the first thing you plan to crush in your jaws once you recover?
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Jager. Alcohol is a vitamin.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 27/09/2026
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know there's no jobs for *anyone*, but I didn't think anyone would also include me, the best there is
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smokingthat.bsky.social @smokingthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smoking on that shit that killed Jimmy Doolittle.
American general and aviator (1896–1993)
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 25/09/2026
We cannot. We are both already married.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 24/09/2026
Poob is region locked!
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 23/09/2026
You wouldnt vibecode an elf
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Claytonian @claytonian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Johan Bezos
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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you used to call me on my elf horn
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Highland Paranormal Society @n8hps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mapping
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 21/09/2026
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Star Wars Episode 1: You Were The Chosen One!
ALT: Star Wars Episode 1: You Were The Chosen One!
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 21/09/2026
That's 41%
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
They did RoboCop to me.
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art
Medieval helmet in the shape of Kermit The Frog's head.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 19/09/2026
You're a useful idiot.
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Thomas M, Full-time Rascal @newmadras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
quote from Silent Titans: everything looks whimsical but is secretly SAD
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Visa got approved. I am a resident of New Zealand!
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Perplexing Ruins @perplexingruins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
another knight painting, painted over a rough drawing from earlier this summer
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 15/09/2026
man-made horrors that i am comprehending just fine thank you
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 15/09/2026
THOUGHT CRIME
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sam “ludonarrative disinterest” sorensen @samsorensen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[rings bell] theoryslop! theoryslop! come get yer theoryslop while it's still hot!
one page. header reads "RPG DESIGNER THEORYSLOP ALIGNMENT CHARTS & SHEET." gray text under the header reads "You have 20 points to assign to each stat array, Pendragon-style. For tri- or otherwise multi-polar arrays, express the stats as ranges, e.g. “Gamist 1–7 / Dramatist 8–9 / Simulationist 10–20.”
subheaders followed by lines for writing read: "Designer: / Project: / Link:"
subheader reads "Binary Traits," followed by a list of silly game studies paired descriptors and space to write stats: "Ludologist / Narratologist // Game-as-Activity / Game-as-Object // Proceduralist / Anti-Proceduralist // Diegetic / Endogenous // Suitsian / Non-Suitsian // Closed Lusory Goal / Open Lusory Goal // Toy-Game / Meta-Game // Character-Locked / Authorial // Problem-Solving / Story-Telling // Rulebooks / Adventures."
subheader reads "Special Twinned Binary Traits (the Bartle Zone)," followed by gray text reading "Assign 20 points to each axis, but make a single roll when testing the combined traits." following is a two-axis chart, north-south reading "Social / Non-Social" and west-east reading "Aggressive / Passive." 
in the second column, a subheader reads "Multi-Polar Traits" followed by shapes with stats at their corners: triangle, "Dramatist / Gamist / Simulationist"; square, "Agon / Alea / Mimicry / Ilinx"; hexagon, "Classic / OSR / Trad / Nordic larp / Neotrad / Storygames"; square, "Gamer / Actor / Socialite / Immersive." 
a subheader reads "Skills," followed by a big list of 32 skills, with space for stats next to each: Academia, Acting, Art Direction, Blog, Cartography, Copyediting, Credit Rating, Day Jon, Game Studies, Graphic Design, Illustration, Layout, Line Editing, Livestream, Marketing, Networking, Operations, Organizing, Podcast, Printing, Production, Proofreading, Shitpost, Shortform Video, Social Media, Thirst Trap, Video Essay, Web Dev, Writ. (Adventure), Writing (Lore), Writing (Rules), Other: "
gray text reads "Sam Sorensen, September 2026"same theoryslop designer sheet as before, this time filled out in handwritten green, for me, Sam. I skew towards problem-solving, goal-driven play, as well as towards adventures, imaginary worlds, and simulationism. the notable inclusions in my skills lists are a +6 in game studies, a +4 in academic, blog, layout, line editing, and adventure-writing, and a +2 in "museum," my "other" skill
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 13/09/2026
This has to be a bit.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
@TonyPajama
Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 13/09/2026
You seem very stupid.
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They want you to think you have to buy it. You don't. It was already in your own heart all along. Support your friends. Support strangers. Support independent publishers. You do not need a corporation's permission to have fun.
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 12/09/2026
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Judge Dredd: I Am The Law
ALT: Judge Dredd: I Am The Law
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Smokin on the femme pack.
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 10/09/2026
I'm gonna go out to the park later today and share a bunch of freshly baked cookies with strangers to celebrate kirkmass
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 11/09/2026
He's wearing a little wool coat.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 10/09/2026
my life? fucked. my fuck? chungus. my chungus? average
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026
a year ago today i got a tattoo of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors and posted a pic of it with the caption "take a breath and look around / a lot of folks deserve to die" then i came home and checked the news
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 10/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about this for 2 weeks
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Graphic featuring geometric font saying "I don't wanna" in blue, pink and yellow on a grey background. The last letter looks like an unfinished sketch. a pink and cyan shadow lies under the text, and at the end of it a paint splatter with the words "But i will" really small
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PSA! wyrd.science
A badly crafted notice full of dodgy graphical fonts  and emojis that reads

Listen Up

If your girl...

- is into roleplay
- always wants to try something new
- has a perfect spine

that's not your girl

that's a

Wyrd
Science
Magazine

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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 09/09/2026
Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie Lvl 1 Fighter Possession: Baseball Bat, Patent Leather Shoes (shined), Bottle of Wine (The finest)
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hodag "Fisticuffs by Primus" RPG
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 09/09/2026
Beginning to think this guy is on smoko
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 07/09/2026
The Nerevar Reborn
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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @harshrealmpress.itch.io · 06/09/2026
Have you been a cunt the whole time?
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you want academic rigor? Fuck you. The big bopper faked his own death and invented nightcore. Source: the truth
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