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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃

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Beatrijs Brouwer @beastlyworlds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A busy stall of flowers to wish you a very happy Easter / bank holiday weekend! 🌷✨ I painted this serious-about-plants tapir recently using gouache, something I’ve been wanting to use more of 🎨🖌️
A tapir wearing an apron and some serious side eye, standing behind a bright stall stacked with colourful plants and flowers.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 26m
Mr. and Dr. Bibberty’s kid? He was like a huge pothead, wasn’t he?
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 2h
oh no
A scrabble hand that's just 5 Es, a Z, and an A
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 4h
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 6h
Every day I open this app and have no idea what anyone’s talking about. And every night you better believe I’ve developed a strong and correct opinion on those topics
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 5h
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 5h
It always feels shocking when someone is a racist against his own wife, but never when he's a misogynist against her
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 6h
What’s up with right wingers and whipping up pogroms against their own families
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 10h
I've community-maxed too hard. I can't go for a walk without having to stop and chit chat with someone every five minutes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys, they're fixing it. The bureaucrats in charge just emailed me thanking me for bringing the issue to their attention and laying out their plan
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Linus changed his mind and showed Toy Story 5 instead lol. Basically the opposite of a 1920s silent film
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🦆mɐtʇhǝw🦆 @matthewofkansas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mexico or bust
buncha monarchs
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a bunch of kids over tonight and it was easier and less messy than just a normal night. I don't understand the science behind this, but it was nice
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have been fired from the sperm/emotional abuse factory
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then it should be used very specifically for specific jobs, with strict guardrails, and not propping up our entire economy, and being forced into everything. The same way I don’t need to know how to use, say, software for dental offices, or a forklift, most people don’t need AI.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even in the example in the quote tweet, it's a guy saying that LLMs are now less inaccurate on basic math, although not as good as a calculator. Neat! Still not useful
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep checking back in, and every time it still has all the same faults as before. I feel like I'm Charlie Brown with the football every time i fool myself into thinking maybe I'd been an unfair hater and I oughtta give AI another chance
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kids have piano after school on Fridays, and I've been using the time waiting for them at the teacher's house to do grading. That way I get to start my weekend feeling accomplished and virtuous
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's fine. I'm not sure if the first kid was actually serious, but the rest of them immediately asked to be removed from the chat and then ratted the first kid out. And I could definitely take the first kid.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently there was a group chat among some of my students started by a kid who kicked it off with this peppy little line: "tomorrow we're jumping ms posts"
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is my favorite
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, but I'm very advanced so I feel this way in my 30s
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bit I've been doing lately: giving people helpful suggestions for how to remember things but they'd only make sense to me. Example: "the due date is 10/5, which you'll be able to remember because it's my dad's birthday"
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My students are doing a competition, and I told them the winning team will get a Fancy Day, and i refused to tell them what that means. But I'll tell you. I'm gonna set up a tea party with real dishes and food and table cloth and stuff in the middle of class and the winning team gets to sit
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah so am I, she’s not special
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Legal folks, how is this "defying Democrats" and not "illegally misappropriating funds"?
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really appreciate this, thank you
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's the stuff I have energy for: - going on my phone
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's stuff I need to be doing right now: - lesson plans for tomorrow - grade - get birthday presents for various people - find my fitbit so I can do the walktober challenge at work - collect overdue library books to return - get stuff for preschool show and tell - fold the laundry I'm sitting on
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't understand how anyone manages. There's so much to do and remember all the time. It seems impossible, yet everyone else seems to be pulling it off.
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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The children yearn for the mimes
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Less than 100 years old. Practically a new release
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son longs for a bygone era
The boys would like to invite all the kids over for pizza movie night tomorrow. It's at 6. The thing is, Linus wants to show One Week, a Buster Keaton silent film from 1920. It's only 20 minutes long, so it will likely be followed by a more modern film, like Snow White or something
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the kids now chant too
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/09/2026
The 0.1% own 15% of all the wealth while 50% are basically broke. That is how societies die. www.wsj.com/economy/the-...
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The Gap Between the Rich and the Very, Very Rich Is Getting Wider
The 0.1% are worth $28 trillion, or about 15% of the nation’s total wealth. The average wealth for a household in this group is over $200 million.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
among other things, musk is the #1 donor to the Republican Party in 2024 and 2026, now appointed to a board where he can steers contracts to his businesses. Bought and sold. Thieves.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s only one thing that can unite America and that’s executing the executive who gave the green light to the liberty biberty ads on live TV
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any time I make any kind of chicken soup – chicken noodle, chicken soup with rice, chicken tortellini, chicken and dumplings – I always finish it with cayenne and lemon and it comes out tasting exactly like all the others and I am always like "wow this is so good" and am surprised
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry, that's awful
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Felix's pre-k teachers are adorable. They text us every time he does anything cute. I've never gotten this amount of communication from a teacher before. The families who are new to school are going to get so spoiled by them
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Confession: I don't hate the Donna Reed Gilmore Girls episode
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The other day, a girl was sitting out front of the school after everyone had gone home. Turns out her mom works on the same block as the school, in full view of the school's front door, but the mom wouldn't let her walk. She had to wait at school for her mom to pick her up, for safety. A 13yo.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sleepover thing is big. I don't understand it, but I've made peace with it. But now apparently daytime playdates are also too much for some people
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