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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no
A scrabble hand that's just 5 Es, a Z, and an A
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son longs for a bygone era
The boys would like to invite all the kids over for pizza movie night tomorrow. It's at 6. The thing is, Linus wants to show One Week, a Buster Keaton silent film from 1920. It's only 20 minutes long, so it will likely be followed by a more modern film, like Snow White or something
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a missing intermediate step here. Between the daughter failing her algebra test and hiring a tutor, you sit down and study with her. Why is that step skipped? Both parents are highly educated. High school algebra is figure-outable
Algebra, she thought, was the one exception - this was a subiect she believed she knew. She had taken it in eighth grade but had to retake it because she hadn't passed the statewide exam. At the time, I was somewhat concerned, but as Najya had earned A's in the class I assumed she didn't pass because, like many children, she has trouble sometimes on standardized tests. When she had to take the course again, I thought that the concepts would be familiar to her. One night early in the semester as we were eating dinner, Najya gushed about how easv the test had been. "I know I got an A, or at least a B," she said smiling. A few davs later, she came into the house. ran to her room without speaking, slammed the door and sunk to her floor, sobbing. She'd failed it.
This became an unbearable pattern. She'd come home glowing about an algebra exam because she "really knew the material this time" and my stomach would tie into knots. A few days later, I'd trail her upstairs to find her crumpled on her bed. "I studied so hard. I iust feel so dumb."
My child's confidence wilted like an unwatered plant. She started to develop an almost debilitating anxiety around taking tests. She became sullen at school and began to act out. For the first time ever, I got messages from teachers about Najya's behavior.
I enrolled Najya in algebra tutoring. After
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why isn't there a line here about all the books the daughter was reading at home that demonstrated she was a proficient reader? Why is Hannah-Jones so fully relying on grades and tests, when she knows (and states elsewhere in the article) those are flawed measures?
But fourth grade was the worst year. At the first parent-teacher conference in November 2019, Najya’s teachers told us that she was not performing on grade-level in any of her academic subjects and that her assessment given at the start of the school year had shown she was not a proficient reader. We were perplexed. Najya was always a good student, and her past reading assessments were always at or above grade level.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lunch for the family when you really need to go to the grocery store
A cutting board with cheese, an apple, a fruit cup, a cereal bar, a yogurt, a hot dog cut in two, abd a pile of quesidillas
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry, how is this different from Pete Hegseth bragging that we have the most lethal military? Everyone agrees that we are great at killing and do it a lot.
"Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes," Piker said in an exclusive interview for a new episode of "The Axios Show." Piker added: "We have caused tremendous terror all around the world."
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I've been sick for the last few days, wise words from these two great mothers of page and screen have been playing in my head on a loop
Lorelai Gilmore. I hate having a cold. It's bad enough being sick,,but anyone could have a cold.
l'dlike to have a good illness. Something different, impressive.
Just oncell'd like to beable to say, "Yeah, liinot-feeling'so good; my le i haunted."Mrs. Bennet saying Oh, nonsense! People do not die of little trifling colds.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is what I use, from Artisan Bread in 5 Minutes A Day. It's a no-kneed dough. I just keep a batch in the fridge and take out chunks to bake as needed
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same
Eloise, from the eponymous 1995 book, on the phone. The text reads, "And here's the thing ofii Most of the time I'm on the telephone"
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can't escape AI even in handwritten assignments!
A student handwrote a response to a reading comprehension question, but he started with "as an AI model..." before actually answering the question lol. I put a note directing him to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem based on the story.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to romanticize laboring on labor day
Grading papers at an outdoor café
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The kids and I went out to Leesburg today to go to one of my favorite kinds of place: overcrowded used bookstores with broken AC. This one is called Books and Other Found Things and it's incredibly charming
My two older boys playing with something in a bookstore The baby girl, wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh dress, hugging an old Winnie-the-Pooh doll on an overstuffed cushion in the bookshop
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The school did a display of arts and crafts made by teachers. Here's my little section
A display case with a handmade ceramic mug in yellow and orange, sitting in a matching bowl. In the mug is a little felt mouse holding some felt cheese. There's also a handmade mug that looks like Lowly Worm in his apple car, a felt mushroom, a watercolor painting of a hobbit hole and another of some jellyfish
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I put this little mouse door up in our hallway yesterday, just to be cute. Then today, the science teacher across the hall found a live mouse in her classroom. I think it's my fault.
A standard school hallway with a little fake door down by the floor, like a mousehole
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's only $13. I'd be a fool not to
$12.95 sourdough starter from King Arthur Flour
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
> orders an everything bagel > "this bagel has too much stuff on it"
A 4yo eating a bagel outside
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want to take this class
Girls and Dolls HA or LA
ENG 297 / GSS 294 / ART 307
This course explores the relationship between dolls and girlhood at the intersection of literary and art histories. These small. domestic, and seeminglv trivial obiects have plaved surprisingly significant roles in large socio- cultural histories, including the histories of gender, race, modern psychology, commodity aesthetics, colonialism, and technology (from automatons to cyborgs) and its implications for personhood. Every week the syllabus pairs iterary works with artworks. We will practice close reading across written and visual texts Multiple sessions will be held inside PUAM, and there will be a required day trip into NYC to MoMA.
INSTRUCTORS:
Anne
Cheng
VIEW ADDITIONAL DETAILSSample Reading List: • Henry James, What Maisie Knew . John Singer Sargeant, "The Daughters of Edward Darley Boit" • Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye • Betye Saar, "Black Girl's Window" • Chi-Ta Wei, The Membranes • Yeesookyung, "Translated Vase TVW1"
See instructor for complete list.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cleaning out my classroom closet this afternoon produced several books featured in various @michaelhobbes.bsky.social podcasts. I gotta get the lady in charge of ordering books to listen to If Books Could Kill
The omnivore's dilemma, the amazing generation, and three cups of tea
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just got the text saying who Linus's teacher is this year
Dear parent Your child, Linus, will have in classroom for the 2026-2027 school year. We are looking forward to seeing
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I added artwork to my classroom library corner this year
A corner of a classroom. There's a fuzzy rug, three book cases, but one of them is shaped like a dollhouse. The shelves have books amf also some little mini book nooks and fake candles. Above the bookcases are some framed art prints of people reading.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I did that the other day, actually! I painted whales. Unfortunately i think my brain is too fried for Melville tonight
A sketchbook with some watercolor whales
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She's found her first favorite book
My 11mo baby with the board book Dear ZooSame baby, same book, but in this picture she's reading it herself
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am living my dream rn fr
8:53PP
Does anyone want to go grab a drink at
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bar
Sister in law
If you wanna come here for a drink you're welcome
My mahjong tiles got here today and we can fawn
Yes
8:54 P MMS
Text message
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The boys could not calm down and focus during bedtime stories tonight, even though they were clearly trying. So I gave them lacing cards and they sat on the rug lacing while I read, and it worked so well
A set of outter space themed lacing cards on a braided rug. I think the cards are Melissa and Doug brand, but I got them at the thrift store
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's right, that's a lot of babies
Approximately 30 dolls and stuffies laid out on toy beds and a blanket
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What are clear counter people doing with all this stuff? I never has completely clear counter because I have onions and lemons and shit out all the time
A picture of a corner of my counter, with a large basket of citrus fruits, apples, and avocados, three smaller baskets of bananas, sweet potatoes, and onions, and two dishes of tomatoes and garlic
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe I won't get it, since the reviews are so bad
Moby Dick has 3 out of 5 stars on thrift books
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you were watching The Odyssey and knew you recognized this guy but just couldn't place him, I've gotchu
The cyclops in Nolan's Odyssey The cast listing showing that the cyclops is played by Bill IrwinThe sesame street character Mr. Noodle is also played by Bill Irwin
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That's normal. 33 times is normal.
Macks ultra soft foam earplugs on Amazon. It's a jar of 50 pairs. It says I've purchased it 33 times.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We got the kids a Tin Can Phone, a wifi landline made so kids can call their friends. We had to have a little crash course in Phone etiquette, then Linus got too anxious to make a call. He asked if he could text instead.
A corded landline phone that kind of looks like a tin can on a table with a notebook labeled "Phone book"Written on the back of the notebook, "hi, this is blank. Can I talk to blank please?"
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did y'all know about this shit?
The Bunny Song VEGGIETALES WIKI
Oriqinal Lyrics
Mr. Nezzer: The bunny, the bunny Whoa, I love the bunny I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny The bunny, the bunny Yeah, I love the bunny I gave everything that 1 had for the bunny I don't want no health food when it's time to feed A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need I don't want no buddies to come out and play '1I sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day -1 won't go to church, and 1 won't go to school That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are coolThe Bunny Song VEGGIETALES WIKI
Later Released Lyrics
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Mr. Nezzer: The bunny, the bunny Whoa, I love the bunny
I don't love my soup or my bread, just the
bunny
The bunny, the bunny Yeah, I love the bunny I gave everything that I had for the bunny I don't want no health food when it's time to
feed
A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need don't want no buddies to come out and play 'II sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day ] won't eat no beans, and I won't eat tofu That stuff is for sissies. but bunnies are coo
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Are you saying sometimes other people can hear it???
Tinnitus (TIN-ih-tus or tih-NIE-tus) is when you experience ringing or other noises in one or both of your ears. The noise you hear when you have tinnitus isn't caused by a sound that comes from outside your ear. Usually, other people can't hear the sound. Tinnitus is common. It affects about 15% to 30% of people and is more common in older adults.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have lost my voice again
I said i would be talking for the rest of the day, so here is just a small selection of things I have been asked since VBS pickup:
How can Jesus be God if He's God's son?
When was England born?
If our names are Latin, what are they in English?
Why don't girls have pockets?
Why don't girls have penises?
What is wax?
How are candles made?
Are race cars real? How fast can they go?
And that's like maybe 10% of them
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I watched this whole video waiting for the punchline, but she's serious. And the comments are full of people complaining that parents don't all follow their children around the playground giving them directions. I wonder if they'll all be complaining about learned helplessness in a few years
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Playground designers be like black unshaded ground cover sounds perfect
An extremely hot playground surface
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
which senators are death
Google search for "which senators are dead"

Including results for which senators are death
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Big news
My calendar showing that Linus took his first steps on this day 6 years ago, and Thea took her first steps today
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've been playing with watercolors while we listen to the LOTR audiobook. Hobbies & Hobbits. The paintings go from first attempt to third attempt, left to right
Three watercolors of a hobbit hole
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Brought books home from the used book store and was telling the kids about them. Realized I really do consistently gravitate towards small rodents on adventures
Mouse Tales by Arnold Lobel, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O'Brien, and The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Her preferred method right now is sleeping on top of/next to the baby blanket I crocheted, against the wall of the crib, snuggly wrapped in a thin muslin blanket. She takes this position on the go, and shifts around in a clockwise manner throughout her slumber
The baby sleeping, as described in the post
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The ideal
The page from Richard Scarry's Busy Town What Do People Do All Day where they're building a house and you can see the pipes and air ducts and such. In this version, the water line is labeled White Monster Energy Drink
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Before he was many days old he was not only looking like a mouse but acting like one, too—wearing a gray hat and carrying a small cane." An excerpt from the first paragraph of the book
The cover of Stuart Little by E. B. White, illustrated by Garth Williams
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Answers in the alt text.
Top row, left to right: Hoover dam, golden gate bridge, St. Louis arch
Bottom row, left to right: liberty bell, mount Rushmore, statue of liberty
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yesterday, my 6yo painted 6 iconic american landmarks. Can you tell what they are? I got 5/6.
A child's watercolor painting, divided into 6 parts. A couple paintings have faces, the others are just a few lines
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
AI is predicting the future, I guess
taylor swift wedding
Al Mode
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially married July 3, 2026, in a grand ceremony at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The star- studded event hosted approximately 1,000 guests and featured a performance-filled reception that lasted into the early morning.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My dream of my children one day running the household on their own will one day be realized
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm desperately craving a little stroll, but
The current weather, showing a 91 heat, 102 feels like temperature, and 73 dew point
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Halloween
Halloween candy at the grocery store on July 2ndHalloween candy grocery display that reads "pumpkin season is here"
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's a zillion degrees outside, so we're in here doing art
Pencil drawings of bubbles on construction paper. Water color paintings on white paper. Some are made by children, and two are made by me, an adult.
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