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A poet is someone who carries a strap on them at all times and is willing to let it bark when the occasion calls for it

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Since 1976, a street in Alexandria's Muharram Bek neighbourhood transforms into a football pitch every Ramadan for the Al-Falaki Street Tournament — one of Egypt's oldest grassroots competitions. "We've grown up with the Falaki tournament. It's our tradition."
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
hierarchy breeds abuse
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What if…? What if Beckenbauer had picked 1860 or Netzer stayed at Gladbach or Schalke had won the title in 2001 or Dortmund never gone bankrupt? The ultimate alternative Bundesliga history. gegenpressing.substack.com/p/what-if-an...
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What if... An alternative Bundesliga history
What if…? What if Beckenbauer had picked 1860 or Netzer stayed at Gladbach or Schalke had won the title in 2001 or Dortmund never gone bankrupt? The ultimate alternative Bundesliga history.
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River City Red Army @rivercityredarmy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Some closeups of the new @richmondkickers.bsky.social jersey. All photos taken by the Kickers not me. The tag is awesome and although not officially a Triple Crossing Brewery jersey the triangles definitely make it a Triple Crossing Brewery jersey.
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In the off chance that anyone ever wondered what the Spanish in the short opening track to my Living With The Living LP from 2007, titled “Fourth World War,” is, it’s this - segments of Zapatista Subcomandante Marcos’ speech about the Fourth World War.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Marilyn Manson: We're all stars now Me: hell yeah Marilyn Manson: in the Dope Show Me: the what
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Errai
@errai.bsky.social
(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent

Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go

Me: You're the best. You will win her back

Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best 12:23 PM • Feb 17, 2026
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scary again, naturally 🎃 @renandpen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
he is 73 years old. my god.
I normally wouldn't print Perez's full name, as many in his position are understandably nervous to draw attention to themselves and risk retribution by the government. But he told me he wants his name and story published, and that he wants to advocate for other immigrants still behind bars in Massachusetts. "I've lost everything. I'm old. I don't want to be hiding anything," he said. "So I speak up. If I die, I die."
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teq @quilling.dev · 02/03/2026
if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I hope to live my life such that when I die, people will say, "he was like Murray Bookchin, but horny".
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 03/03/2026
If living a middle class life is driving you deep into debt, this is because you are not middle class. This has been a real cognitive come to Jesus for me. Obvs I KNEW we were struggling, but the numbers looked like they SHOULD work. But never did.
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Damon K @dadadrummer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What does this tell us about our profession, comrade musicians?
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Uncle Mojtaba's Cavern Complex @wellburrowed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
following Agostina Paez’s arrest, Argentine newspapers published guides warning travelers about Brazil’s racism laws, and offering tips on gestures and words to avoid while visiting the country. Lmaooo
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Should have signed for @sfcityfc.com
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Derek Reese @dr928.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The legend of this bumper sticker I saw the other day certainly lives on from the Chippewa on down
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
GET OFF THE PHONE!
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Taylor Schultek (American, b.1990) "Madonna," 2023 Oil on birch panel 36 x 48 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Heatwave Magazine @htwvmag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It’s been one year since the Assad regime fell, prompting a sequence of events that culminated in a new government leading Damascus under Mohammed al-Jolani, an ex-militant in al-Qaeda's Syrian wing. Here, Têkoşîna Anarşîst evaluates the previous year and the existential threat facing Rojava today.
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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 02/03/2026
“Matt Miazga has never disclosed his whereabouts on January 6th, 2021” but in a whimsical Pokémon font
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 03/03/2026
30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.
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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Metalheads: we had no idea rob was gay Rob in 1977: i go to gay bars and have big gay sex with big gay men and this should be a fundamentally protected human right these dudes know what im about and what im about is FUCKIN DUDES
 made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday
All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar
And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes
A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island
I cased the joint, straining at the seams
I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin'
I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon"
The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting
All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action
The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact
Then the big boys, saw me and knew that
I'd had too much, floating around
Statues alive, seconds are hours
Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered
I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony
I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors
The true free expression I demand is human rights, right?
I gave my life, I am immortal
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw
Deal
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New BONUS episode: "What Snow Reveals About Cities (Plus More From Our Book Tour.)" All the snow we've gotten has revealed some truths about what cars do to cities, and what we can learn from it. We also give our thoughts on Miami, Pittsburgh, Toronto and Phoenix! www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
Overhead shot of snowy intersection with yellow cabs and dotted lines outlining where snow has created space that can be a future bike lane, public plaza and pedestrian refuge.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
workin a show for an Irish American folk/rock family band tonight and their merch goes way harder than you’d expect
An assortment of t-shirts, some are black with red stars, one is red with CHINGA LA MIGRA in yellow
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm dying, these guys just look like that but sound like this.
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
America must be at it again
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
oh...bodes well for me I'm sure
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Suzanne Duchamp, French Dadaist painter and collagist, a younger sister of Marcel, who has only recently been recognised by art history #WomensHistoryMonth
Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours
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hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the hardest part of parenting my nonbinary child has not been using the correct pronouns, nor adjusting to 7 different names as they figure out which one fits them best. no. it has been resisting the urge to say "ok, that's a cool name, but did you have to spell it Like That"
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Omaha Parliament @omahaparliament.org · 02/03/2026
Respect the players. Protect the game. Omaha Parliament stands in solidarity with the players, USLPA, and our fellow SGs in the USL Championship. #StandUpForStandards
RESPECT THE PLAYERS.
PROTECT THE GAME.
#StandUpForStandards
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
all-timer sports graphic dropped
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Protagonist Soccer @protagonistsoccer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
☘️ Lucky You! There are only TWO of these Cleveland Shamrocks shirts left. 💚 BOTH are size small. ✅ Marked down 50% to just $25 + shipping www.protagonistsoccer.com/shop/vital-v...
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Chet, this is your lawyer, they're telling me all you have to do is just...just drop the accent, man.
They'll send you home. Just use your normal voice"
Chet, teeth clenched, fighting tears: Buh...
*sniffles*.
...bomboclat...mi nuh kno...mi nuH kno
wah youre chattin bout
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@PageSix•1d
Tom Hanks' son Chet says he's trapped in Colombia without his US passport, begs to be freed: 'I'm an American citizen' trib.al/VMeq6KL
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ISC North America @iscsupporters.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Independent Supporters Council is in solidarity with the USLPA and the players as they pursue a fair agreement. Our full statement is in this thread. #StandUpForStandards
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 02/03/2026
#OtD 2 Mar 1955 15-year-old Claudette Colvin was arrested for refusing to vacate her bus seat for whites. Her case wasn't taken up by civil rights leaders for legal technical reasons, as well as public opinion worries about her class and dark skin stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9207...
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
literally a different country
Marine Staff Sgt. Donald May Jr. was killed when the tank he was riding in fell into the Euphrates River.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
Feeling bad for people who get overcharged for being accessories to crime is not even in the same stratosphere as trying to get me to feel bad for people who go blow up people overseas for money and no consequences and then become our congresspeople and senators and make kids do it again
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just my 1 appearance on MSNOW raised $200k for the Hamline Midway Supply Hub. Imagine if MNUFC had used their platform to raise up orgs like that. They abandoned their community. www.twincities.com/2026/02/27/w...
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Why Minnesota United didn’t say more about local ICE raids
Amid the federal immigration raids in Minnesota to start this year, Minnesota United remained quiet on the subject. Loons supporters, which might be the most-progressive fanbase in Minnesota, took …
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Remora House DC @remorahousedc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
FUNDRAISER FOR MINNEAPOLIS ICE WATCH All proceeds (minus $5 shipping cost) will support a MN ICE Watch crew! Fuck ICE hats (all pictured): $25 ACAB (5 total): $35 DC 3 Arrows (1): $40 Hand embroidered! DM to get yours!
A row of beanies neatly stacked on each other to show the hand embroidered lettering on the brim, each day in small lowercase lettering fuck ice. The top is camel brown with white lettering, one is black with white lettering, and two are black with red lettering. Two white flowers are laid next to them.A black bean with ACAB in large lettering, the second A has a circle around it. Two white flowers are arranged beside it.A black bean with the DC flag hand embroidered in red, in place of the three stars on top are three arrows facing down to the left. Arranged next to it are two white flowers.
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Pilfering Kibble @ednasmeds.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It has arrived! "Against the State is part memoir, part history, part journalism, and all together essential reading." - Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social Against The State - Anarchists and Comrades at War in Spain, Myanmar & Rojava - James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social @akpress.org #books
Photo of a book by James Stout called Against the State
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 01/03/2026
#OtD 1 Mar 1984 football fan Stefano Furlan was killed in clashes with police in Italy. Football supporters' groups, known as ultras, and football violence often had political links in Italy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8117...
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Football Heritage @footballheritage.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
In September 1984, Rangers brought a large travelling support to Dalymount Park in Dublin to play Bohemian in the UEFA Cup first round. Though Ally McCoist opened the scoring early for Rangers, Bohs rallied to win the match 3-2. A proud night for League of Ireland football.
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HANK TUFF @hanktuff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
No Children 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 01/03/2026
DHS's Office of Industry Partnership was hacked by a group called "Department of Peace" and info about ICE contracts with over 6,000 companies is now published on @ddosecrets.org! Enjoy 🧊🔨 ddosecrets.org/article/ice-...
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ICE Contracts - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Details on ICE contracts with over 6,000 different entities ranging from private businesses to government agencies and even dozens of universities. Some of the notable firms include Anduril, HBGary, L...
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Michael Battista @battista.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
#ICYMI On Saturday, the New York Cosmos hosted FC Motown in preseason, winning 2-0 at Hinchcliffe Stadium in Paterson, NJ. The supporters only friendly is the first time #NYCosmos fans had seen their team play in years. Read on @hudsonriverblue.com: www.hudsonriverblue.com/cosmos-beat-...
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Cosmos beat FC Motown in friendly, first game in front of fans
The Cosmos friendly at Hinchcliffe Stadium was the first time the club played in front of fans since 2017 (2018? 2019?) as they prepare for the 2026 USL One season opener on March 14.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
how’s glen?
panel 1: “Hey Glen, how’s it going?” a man asks over a cubicle wall.

panel 2: Glen is revealed to be wearing a bedsheet over his body.

panel 3: “Sheety” Glen says. He has a to-do list that consists of “sheet” and “more sheet” on his cubicle wall.

panel 4: “You’re the lifeblood of the office, Glen,” his coworker says.
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