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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People are grabbing pitchforks (metaphorically!) and this is what they’re doing. lol. They’re sooooooo fucked.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut
a photo of Kurt Vonnegut smoking
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best goddamn city. Hey, at least we finally got SOMETHING for that fucking meter deal.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you needed proof that this latest fascist wave is driven by insecure white guys in tech…
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something really doesn’t add up about the Hugging Face thing. Tried to exfiltrate slack messages? There’s a human somewhere who was looking for something very specific. I don’t buy this was agents running rogue.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
ALT: Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A military coup would also be very, very bad. Jesus Christ people…
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20/09/2026
ICE has again shot someone.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
from me @Gizmodo AI-generated "actress" Tilly Norwood starts rambling in Cantonese during Piers Morgan interview gizmodo.com/ai-generated...
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m out past my bedtime
The stage at Metro Chicago prior to the Pup show.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just feel that if you’re going to call a thing god it should probably be right when you ask it a question most of the time.
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Somebody’s gotta figure out how to determine whether leaded gas or computer has caused the worst brain damage in society
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
I just saw someone admonishing someone trans to shut up about trans rights because there are concentration camps in the US, and you know who I see overwhelmingly and disproportionately on the front lines standing up against concentration camps? Trans people.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@hankscorpio.bsky.social has been blocked 76 times directly (161 incl. modlists) vs. 670 followers — cumulative chart: blockcurve.bisks.net/s/hankscorpi...
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blockcurve: @hankscorpio.bsky.social has been blocked 79 times
Cumulative chart of blocks received, built from public app.bsky.graph.block backlinks.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do all these Nazis keep showing up on Republican campaigns, it's a real mystery washingtonsun.com/senate/huste...
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Husted Fires Political Director Over Past Nazi Posts
The former staffer had posted profile photos featuring Nazi officers and wore the attire in a group photo in 2018.
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"In over a third of Illinois counties, at least one police department, sheriff’s office, or state’s attorney’s office collaborated with federal agents. At least 150 people in Illinois were swept into the immigration system this way, in a state that presented itself as a shield against it."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
best one i've seen yet, from the king of the hill subreddit
The meme where bobby holdsholds up somethonf in front of a class room and the principal takes it down and says dsmn it Bobby if those kids could read they'd be very upset but in this case Bobby holds up then news that Dolly Parton died and the principal says "because of Dolly those kids can read, and they are very upset." Tears have been drawn on all the kids' faces.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Craven. Absolutely craven.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is credited in at least 37 research papers on the COVID vaccine, including the first phase I trial results published in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2020.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
some heroes wear plaid, this man is a hell of an ally, turned the perv’s approach of bothering people in public right back on him while allowing the girl to get a clean exit
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you want a really good example of how enshitification is systemically destroying everything, try finding medical care.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2026
A Petfinder adoption profile screenshot shows a black kitten missing its right eye, sitting on a soft blanket.

"Erc (Eric without the eye)"
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 23/07/2026
Since the recent ICE killings, Meta (🤮) has been suppressing our reporting heavily and shuffling us to the bottom of the deck for stories. This has been an ongoing struggle for us, but it's never been this bad—not even cracking 100 story views this week. We use stories to amplify ICE alerts.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah, it is insane. He had a billionaire ally buy one of these networks, another is practically state media, and the other two he’s set the FCC after. It’s insane frankly we don’t make more of a stink about it.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not a single network aired this on their nightly news broadcasts yesterday. They described Trump overseeing a "somber ceremony" and called it a "moving moment." The only way to know what trump actually said about the soldiers he killed is to follow aaron rupar which no offense to aaron is insane
nbc: fallen troops return homeabc: honoring america's fallen soldierscbs: trump oversees dignified transfer of US soldiersfox: saluting the fallen; president trump attends dignified transfer ceremony
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Honestly, The Guardian is doing a lot of work here trying to launder this Nazi fuck’s rep running with that as the lede when he’s spouting xenophobic bullshit in his interview
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Ripley @emilias.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don't try to tell me how to live my life 😤
No ice lollies in your butt, sorry, you'll die
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 20/07/2026
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
FEC Schedule A itemized receipt, line C. Contributor: Taylor Fresh Foods Inc, 911-B Blanco Circle, Salinas, CA 93902. Date of receipt: 03/26/2025. Transaction ID: SA17.4550. Amount of receipt this period: $1,000,000.00. Marked "Memo Item" and labeled "NON-CONTRIBUTION." Receipt-for boxes (Primary/General/Other) are blank. Aggregate year-to-date: $1,000,000.00.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Michael Tracey has strong Jared from Subway vibes.
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So says Count Orlok over here…
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Hank Scorpio III @hankscorpio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lol. Turning biking into radical resistance against these bozos won’t make me like it LESS.
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