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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With the tshirtification twenty years ago of the Ramones, it's not unexpected Nirvana are now the same. So will the kidz be walking around in 2046 wearing Strokes t shirts?

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: Rage Against The Tagine

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Let's sing another song, boys. This one has grown old and bitter.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I reckon you could show me a two minute clip from any TV drama these days and I could guess with confidence if it was produced for BBC, ITV, C4, C5 or Netflix. I wouldn't be able to tell you why, but it just feels very obvious.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

And whilst I'm in a turbo posting mood, I'm listening to one of my favourite free cover mounted CDs of all time. That Young Offenders track in particular

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Here's the semi legendary Wedding Present doing Seamonsters, earlier. Wonderful.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Half Man Half Biscuit sang 'there is nothing better than life than writing on the sole of a slipper with a biro' It's a fine activity, no doubt, but I'd also proffer wearing shorts to a gig. A rare delight.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Millhouseward Jr just came up to me after a few days away, looked me in the eye and said 'I like you' Cheers son.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

By the way, I'm calling this before it happens.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spent the last few days trying to come up with a very niche but workable WWE/football crossover 'Los Val Venis Son Argentinas' quip but I've decided against it.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Also: the British news describing the England team as 'we' and making references like 'the whole country' is the most English thing I can imagine.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In the same way, I could begrudgingly live with this summer's heat if it meant it stopped all references to 1976, I would have begrudgingly accepted England winning the world cup if it meant no more sodding references to 1966

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Irrelevant observation but Binface is an anagram of Benfica. Any more anagrams of novelty politicians which resolve to football teams or Lisbon neighbourhoods?

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sat in a Waitrose cafe eating a lemon drizzle muffin and drinking sparkling water. My transformation to southerner is complete.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Facebook, today, just with more mention of 1am.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

He Burnham turned up at my front door earlier and made me declare Rugby League is better than Union. I managed to drive him away by showing him electricity and our indoor toilet, but I fear he'll be back soon. Help!

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Contrary to popular belief, the members of the Small Faces actually had normal sized faces, but a substantial collection of tiny clocks

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Finally got a new laptop (as my last laptop, which I still call my new laptop, was 13 years old). First task? Taking off the stickers.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

All this misty eyedness about Radio 4 Longwave ceasing tomorrow, but what about Atlantic 252?

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"what will things be like in the future? Will we wear silver suits, have an entire meal in pill form, and drive flying cars?" "no, but the posters used to advertise every local fete, fayre, gig, quiz night, group, club or event will all be generic, near identical, and slightly yellow"

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Similarly, Gary Barlow's love songs count stretches into the hundreds at best.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

It's time to sign. Steel chair. Steel. Chair. You sign!

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Stone Cold Steve Justin. And that's the spotty bag, because Stone Cold says so etc etc

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

In the way some on the right blanketly blame Woke/Wokerati/Woke Mind Virus for everything they don't like and to excuse their own prejudices, seeing this kind of thing makes me think there needs to be a similarly used term for the anti woke. How about 'Common Sense'. This view is CS gone mad.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Just imagine Nathan Barley's LinkedIn profile.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

What? Peaches don't come from a can?!

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

'a question from the gentleman in the jumper about the cost of living. Your thoughts, AI Gandhi?' 'Great question, you're right to ask. The cost of living. Honestly? It's not about necessity. It's not about inevitability. It's about economy. And here's why.' www.radiotimes.com/tv/current-a...

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BBC's Question Time to feature an AI panel made up of Gandhi, Frida Kahlo, Che Guevara and Emmeline Pankhurst

The BBC panel show will use AI-generated historical figures as part of a special episode exploring the future of artificial intelligence.

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Off to see Super Furry Animals on Friday and boy, am I giddy.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Idea for new zeitgeisty parody music artist: Weird AI Yankovic Does take-offs of modern day music with lyrics replaced by 'Great question. Here's why that matters' and 'That's not love. That's not longing. That's desire.' and so forth.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Bass rules everything around me B.R.E.A.M. get the money Dollar dollar gill y'all

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Sat on a train platform with 30 mins spare, blasting Quadrophenia on my headphones, having seen a gig on my own, and having had a pint after causing me to miss my train by one minute. This feels like a stereotype of my life, and I'm trying to work out if it's a setback or an opportunity.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Recorded some covers. Collected them together and made a bad Captain Beefheart joke. Doesn't actually contain any Captain Beefheart. on.soundcloud.com/T29jGE1N1o2I...

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Stout Masked Replicas

Some covers shakily recorded about 10 years ago, and given a vain attempt to fix it in the mix nowadays. Just for fun, and the awful pun in the title.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My favoured, also trademarked, next attempt at this is Dials Mavis

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Also We should look after Our Own - no, not those Our Own!

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This picture popped up in my archives and felt topical, if 11 days too late

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I asked a group of people what they thought about my neckwear but nobody was right. 50% said they thought it was a scarf. 50% said they thought it was a cravat. It was a tie.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I can't remember if I've already outed myself on here as a massive WWE nerd, but if not let's do it properly with this sentence: The six-man ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania yesterday was a very enjoyable watch.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Jeff Buckley was not from Buckley Keith Flint was not from Flint North Wales nomenclature theft is real. Be vigilant.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

What does Nick Hancock have to say about this I wonder.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

At an open mic night. Made a glib comment about world events, got a laugh. When I get home not sure whether to put on last night's WWE RAW or dig out Threads on iPlayer as a bit of revision.

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Millhouseward @millhouseward.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I mean, why have 10 beer taps, giving the illusion of choice, when 6 of them are IPA or IPA adjacent and rest are continental lager? This isn't anti-IPA nor anti-Continental Lager post. It's an anti-lazy selection post.

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