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No-talent ass-clown

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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Followed by a brace in the sun
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's pretty strong. I missed Silver Sun first time around, but rate them highly.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Classic, deffo due a reboot
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Go, Go, New CEEFAUX
16.45 PADDY POWER RANGERS
Alien Attack 3/1
Initial Skirmish 7/2
Morphin' Time EVENS
Mid-episode twist 2/1
Giant Mech Battle 3/1
Victory EVENS
Life Lesson 1/10
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We’re 101 followers off 5,000 - which is the point at which untold riches* will be unlocked, so please give us a repost if you can! *riches may be untold, and may be some CEEFAUX branded merch giveaway like a mug or speedboat** **subject to availability and us being able to steal a speedboat
16.00 FILM: ESCALATOR
Modern remake of The 39 Steps
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*an mug?
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sorry I meant synonym, always get those confused
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Funnily enough, farage is an anagram odd colossal twat
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'd forgotten the irony that Trump went into bat for someone who wouldn't even qualify as American if he had his way! Classic
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Nothing to see here
bbc.co.uk
World Cup 2026: US striker Folarin Balogun's one-game red card ban suspended by Fifa
Folarin Balogun is available to play for the United States in their World Cup last-16 tie against Belgium after his one-game ban is suspended by Fifa.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Trump Medal Fifa Peace Trump
ALT: Trump Medal Fifa Peace Trump
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Based on the pitch, this has to be one of the best tournaments in recent years. In a way, that's a crying shame as it will mask all of the appaling attitudes presented by FIFA. He is morally bankrupt, but will be lauded for what we see on TV.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wtf?
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Officially too hot, our listings have started to melt.
A melted listing, honest.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I listened to a few tunes this week, never a bad time
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sorry we're late, we're in a different time zone at the moment, one where it's 1996 (SOB, TAKE US BACK). Ahem. Sorry about that.
21.00 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
Hank Marvin explains the roles of the various musicians in his band.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It has aged surprisingly well
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Totally fuckin mexico
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This one time, on CEEFAUX...
20.00 FILM: AMERICAN PIE CHART
It's a visual gag (sorry) but the film American Pie represented as a pie chart with different coloured areas representing the make-up of the film (e.g. Ladies with tops off, Stifler's Mom, Bandcamp mentions, Eugene Levy, Attempts to Lose Virginity)
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Too soon? It was a quid!
Too soon? It was a quid!
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'd rank solo higher, but these are the only 5 in contention
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hahahahaa. I once had a 2 hour delay in Cork Airport, nearly cleared a whole series. I think it is possibly the greatest show ever made
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
With an extra 30 minutes, you have an opportunity to watch an episode of Brass Eye.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
CEEFAUX WINS!
19.30 CORONATION STREET FIGHTER
Hadouken Barlow and Guile Platt come to blows, again.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
PING! As if by magic, a shopkeeper appeared.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!
21.00 GAVIN & STASI
The course of true-love continues to be bumpy as the couple argue over weekend plans. He wants a quiet night in with a takeaway and a takeaway and a DVD, whereas she wants to round up any political dissidents and subject them to intimidation and torture to crush dissent. Warning, this programme contains several distressing scenes of James Corden.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In the winter, Sinead O'Connor skis
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hahahaha aye. Must be a Denby but I can't think of one
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Bob Mould was not from Mold. Disgrace
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I don't think it's worth many dollars tbh
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's Friday, so we're allowed to bring games into work.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this photo leaves little to the imagination
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What used to be the best charity shop around (Age Concern in Ulverston) has absolutely lost the plot. £3.50! Their vinyl pricing is even worse
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Death of the author, Nnedi Okorafor
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Appreciate that my Countryfile effort was not suitable for broadcast but I spent so long thinking about it, I just couldn't not submit it
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Dan Kennett @dankennett.co.uk · 13/02/2026
Kinell, just heard on the radio that Jim Ratcliffe is estimated to have avoided paying £4 BILLION in UK tax since becoming a Monaco immigrant in 2021. Absolute brass neck of that rancid ballsack.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Go on then #wilty #mandelson #notprinceandrew #bobmortimerwouldstillbeatthem
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Impossible to know if I've invented or remembered mine
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
forms.gle/e6kbBFRmmywJ...
CEEFAUX VIEWERS COMPETITION
Fancy seeing your work showcased here?
Want to win an actual physical prize?
That sounds odd - mean an mug/tshirt

If you've answered "yes, by jingo" then not only do we suggest your review how you respond to things, but also ENTER OUR VIEWERS COMPETITION BY JINGO (damn)

Use the form linked to this post. THERE IT US, UP THERE, SEE? Send in up to 3 best listings suggestions by the rather random time of 9.58am on Mon Feb 2nd.

We'll shortlist our faves and put them to the public vote - with the top entry scooping an amazing physical prize. We said it again, sorry MUG/TSHIRT probs.

See form for Ts&Cs & please don't send in that rude Gone Fishing one again.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Live...at the Palladium.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
muiqefij chierpmas
21.00 EVA BRAUN'S BOYS
Sitcom which, despite the setup, is still less objectionable than Mrs Brown's Boys

22.00 WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
Incredibly easy edition of the panel show as the only guest is the former Prince Andrew.

22.30 FILM: A MINECRAFT MOVIE
This is a visual joke, the word AWFUL, is spelt out in big blocks, like what they make in Minecraft. It also then says Jack Black for no real reason.

00.05 BOXING DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS
The carniverous plants are ill after eating too much Toffifee.
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I love that song. But whenever I think of Chris, this will always be my first thought...
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Christmas-A-GoGo @christmasagogo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
RIP Chris Rea. On his Xmas hit Driving Home for Christmas he told The Guardian newspaper:
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Superb, best one yet, such a great vibe and flow!
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Did they previously do stuff on the very cherry comps?
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Great tune! Are you familiar with the UK equivalent of this? youtu.be/_7zUegHjOKM?...
youtu.be
Joe Cornish - All Night Garage
YouTube video by Brian Eggo
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Opening track is a banger, after that it's...Just a bit insipid. The Step into Christmas cover is dreadful
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It's absolutely genius. Is it popular is the south?
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Hampton @hamptonoid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I wrote that before watching the clip...such a classic scene
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