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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext
A picture of a bunch of Canadian Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers (RCMP or Mounties)

Text: A photo to remind the world that in 1901 the Mounties chased Trump's illegal-immigrant grandfather, Friedrich, out of Canada for pimping prostitutes and cheating at cards at his sleazebag flopjoint, the Arctic Hotel, in Whitehorse, Yukon during the Klondike Gold Rush. That's the truth -- which Trump can't handle
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext #alt-text
richthetruth on threads

Autism:
1990, 1 in 10,000
2026, 1 in 30
Vaccines cause autism.

spacehabs 2d
Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids


@brixjourney 3h ago
Why has no one mentioned the more obvious conclusion, near-Earth asteroids cause autism.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and has never had his citizenship questioned. Abdul El-Sayed was born in Detroit and Marco Rubio said he will be “investigating his immigration status". Marco Rubio has BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP. 
The hypocrisy is actually quite staggering.
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The Tattooed Historian @tattooedhistorian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Support our libraries!
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ides of March post by @helenkennedy.com , but with #alttext #alt-text
An Ides of March joke. 

Just Shower Thoughts on Tumblr: "I hate that STEPT-ember, OCTO-ber, NOV-ember and DEC-ember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months"

Commenter 1: "whoever fucked this up should be stabbed"

Commenter 2: "good news!"
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Join me on the @Civiqs research panel! Civiqs makes your views heard. You receive periodic emails when a new poll is ready. Most surveys take less than a minute. That’s it! civiqs.com/join-in
civiqs.com
Civiqs
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Epstein Recess continues.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 17/10/2025
Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Homeowners: "we pay too much in property taxes. We demand lower taxes" Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling" how do people not see the connection
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Laura Davulis @davulis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2025
JUST IN: Brazil’s top court sentences former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and 3 months in prison over his attempted coup
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Weather forecast: today’s a good day to release the Epstein files.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
going to buy a home in a walkable by selling sponsorships and hanging donor names on the wall like they do at the guggenheim
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/08/2025
Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“Oh my goodness. Oh dear. Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?”🔥 #TaxTheRich #Zohran
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 31/07/2025
The Rocky Horror Picture Show has officially joined the One Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 💋
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Reminder: two of the most prominent economic libertarian theorists, Hayek and Friedman, believed in a universal basic income and, yet, America's left-leaning party won't even consider it.
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 18/07/2025
a murder of crows has probable caws
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.” -Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2025
i used to think there was no difference between coke and pepsi and then i actually had a pepsi recently and thought it was terrible
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Kelly said: “Rest assured, no one knew this kind of flood was coming.” That's the absolutely NOT reassuring.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.
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TSA @tsa.gov · 01/07/2025
“Is there anything you can’t see on the x-ray?” Yeah… we actually can’t see why you thought bringing fireworks to the airport was a good idea?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?  The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
1/ If Justice Barrett thinks we need to go back to what the Founding Fathers intended, I’ve got news for her. Their biggest concern was avoiding tyranny. So they created 3 branches of gov’t & divvied up the power the people (that’s us) were allowing the gov’t to use to create order for all of us.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
8.7k likes that's impressive I didn't even think that many people had pcs in 1986
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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THERE'S A REASON THIS GUY (Pete Buttigieg, former mayor and Secretary of Transportation) CAN MARCH INTO A FOX NEWS STUDIO, SHUT DOWN THEIR HORSESHIT, AND MARCH OUT, TIME AND AGAIN. IT'S A WINNING FORMULA TO SIMPLY BE SMARTER THAN EVERY SONOFABITCH IN THE ROOM.

- DAVID SIMON
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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From Truth Social 

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Where does CNN get its "talent?" Just watched someone named Abby Phillip lecture her audience on Tariffs and the economy (which is doing record business!). She has absolutely no idea what she is talking about, strictly 3rd rate.

Fortunately, the audience has long ago left CNN, and it will only get WORSE. LOSERS ALL!!!

215 ReTruths

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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
With #alttext I just use Google Lens to copy and paste the text from an image. Please take the extra 60 seconds to make information available to people.
Bernie Sanders

@Bernie Sanders

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

7:22 PM6/27/25

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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Senator Bernie Sanders @Bernie Sanders (Independent-Vermont)

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

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enrich12 @enrich12.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Just sayin'...
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Best day on social media since Kissinger died
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/06/2025
VEASEY: You've credited the 12 steps in your recovery. What's step 4? RFK JR: Making a fearless inventory VEASEY: Of ourselves. Do you remember step 12? RFK JR: We try to help other addicts VEASEY: Does cutting off treatment from people still suffering align with step 4 or step 12?
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I hope that now that we've had a 3x divorced serial cheater as president, twice, getting publicly divorced will no longer be considered a death knell for a future in politics but the "advisors".
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/06/2025
Lots of talk today about the demise of BlueSky. For whatever it's worth, it's been a boon to indie publishers like us. Twitter and Facebook have pretty much silenced us, so the engagement here has, and continues to be, wonderful.
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Simon Moya-Smith @simonmoyasmith.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
For many Native nations & tribes, women did then & still today determine who’s worthy to be chief — chief of the tribe, the warrior chief, etc. This hasn’t sat well w/ white men, then or today. It’s simple: women & Two Spirits were & are the best judges of a man’s character … no explanation needed.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"Telegram is the platform of choice for these warhead influencers. The app is not state-owned — it belongs to a Russian French dual citizen — so the fact the Kremlin hasn't blocked it or shut it down is notable." Because they can be in contact with US government officials? *cough* Pete Hegseth
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Good morning rebels...
Meme:
Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/06/2025
If you had important information for voters, and kept it to yourself to sell books after it was too late, you’re not a hero. You’re an asshole.
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chap @chap.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If someone brings it up I'm telling them straight up. "You should not be using Uber because they are trying to defund the CTA." I'm not giving this the midwest nice treatment.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 24/05/2025
Medicare for All isn't radical. What's radical is that we are the only major country not to guarantee health care as a human right. Don’t believe me? Listen to what these nurses have say:
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