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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext
A picture of a bunch of Canadian Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers (RCMP or Mounties)

Text: A photo to remind the world that in 1901 the Mounties chased Trump's illegal-immigrant grandfather, Friedrich, out of Canada for pimping prostitutes and cheating at cards at his sleazebag flopjoint, the Arctic Hotel, in Whitehorse, Yukon during the Klondike Gold Rush. That's the truth -- which Trump can't handle
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext #alt-text
richthetruth on threads

Autism:
1990, 1 in 10,000
2026, 1 in 30
Vaccines cause autism.

spacehabs 2d
Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids


@brixjourney 3h ago
Why has no one mentioned the more obvious conclusion, near-Earth asteroids cause autism.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
With Alt Text #alttext
Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and has never had his citizenship questioned. Abdul El-Sayed was born in Detroit and Marco Rubio said he will be “investigating his immigration status". Marco Rubio has BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP. 
The hypocrisy is actually quite staggering.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
With #alttext
Do you know why we can fly a helicopter in Mars but we can't keep the lights on in Texas?
Because scientists are in charge of Mars. And Republicans are in charge of Texas.
Get it yet?

martinldart
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The Tattooed Historian @tattooedhistorian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Support our libraries!
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ides of March post by @helenkennedy.com , but with #alttext #alt-text
An Ides of March joke. 

Just Shower Thoughts on Tumblr: "I hate that STEPT-ember, OCTO-ber, NOV-ember and DEC-ember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months"

Commenter 1: "whoever fucked this up should be stabbed"

Commenter 2: "good news!"
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Join me on the @Civiqs research panel! Civiqs makes your views heard. You receive periodic emails when a new poll is ready. Most surveys take less than a minute. That’s it! civiqs.com/join-in
civiqs.com
Civiqs
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Remember how we had that database to id j6ers from footage? We should restart that.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He even set the bar pretty low.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Where the heck is George W Bush?
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Carona
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Trumplican was right there.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
🫘 beans
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
And tactile notes just stick better.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Epstein Recess continues.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
100%
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🎯
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 17/10/2025
Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Homeowners: "we pay too much in property taxes. We demand lower taxes" Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling" how do people not see the connection
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
In Charlie's memory, they should release the Epstein files.
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Laura Davulis @davulis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2025
JUST IN: Brazil’s top court sentences former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and 3 months in prison over his attempted coup
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
And they wonder why their numbers are dwindling. They try indoctrination while young, but these kids GTFO the first chance they get.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
media.tenor.com
two men are standing in a kitchen with their arms crossed and one is wearing a tie
Alt: Chandler and Joey from Friends looking at each other before breaking out in laughter.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The CDC says "certain mental health issues" and "physically inactive" are acceptable options. I'm just saying they're very vague.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If he was an informant, then why continue to hide the documents?
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
He's still alive?
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
He's only seen the inside of a field-dressed whale carcass.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Weather forecast: today’s a good day to release the Epstein files.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
So he's admitting to world leaders he plans to go against the 22nd? Cool.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
1. She didn't drink it herself, was infected secondhand via toddler 2. Her toddler is having ongoing complications, requiring surgery 3. Toddler not included in suit I think this lawsuit is also a CYA due to FL abortion laws
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
And if the suit is successful, they'll be scared (or forced by insurance companies) into only selling something called pasteurized milk.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
They should copy-paste a Trump post and see if Fox news notices.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
going to buy a home in a walkable by selling sponsorships and hanging donor names on the wall like they do at the guggenheim
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Sorry science!
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
Alt: a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ooo. What about those gallows they conveniently built that one time? Or maybe be like the French and bring a guillotine.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
She is a Log Cabin Republican.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Another time in a secluded space with no other witnesses? Cool.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
And why haven't we increased the number of Representatives. I think they just ran out of desks.
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/08/2025
Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I'd rather keep the 500,000 working class people versus the 1 billionaire. * Numbers made up.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“Oh my goodness. Oh dear. Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?”🔥 #TaxTheRich #Zohran
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The colors are misleading. The orange/red should be Rs with gray as the Mxd/Inds
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