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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext
A picture of a bunch of Canadian Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers (RCMP or Mounties)

Text: A photo to remind the world that in 1901 the Mounties chased Trump's illegal-immigrant grandfather, Friedrich, out of Canada for pimping prostitutes and cheating at cards at his sleazebag flopjoint, the Arctic Hotel, in Whitehorse, Yukon during the Klondike Gold Rush. That's the truth -- which Trump can't handle
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#alttext #withalttext #alt-text
richthetruth on threads

Autism:
1990, 1 in 10,000
2026, 1 in 30
Vaccines cause autism.

spacehabs 2d
Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids


@brixjourney 3h ago
Why has no one mentioned the more obvious conclusion, near-Earth asteroids cause autism.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
With Alt Text #alttext
Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and has never had his citizenship questioned. Abdul El-Sayed was born in Detroit and Marco Rubio said he will be “investigating his immigration status". Marco Rubio has BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP. 
The hypocrisy is actually quite staggering.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
With #alttext
Do you know why we can fly a helicopter in Mars but we can't keep the lights on in Texas?
Because scientists are in charge of Mars. And Republicans are in charge of Texas.
Get it yet?

martinldart
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ides of March post by @helenkennedy.com , but with #alttext #alt-text
An Ides of March joke. 

Just Shower Thoughts on Tumblr: "I hate that STEPT-ember, OCTO-ber, NOV-ember and DEC-ember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months"

Commenter 1: "whoever fucked this up should be stabbed"

Commenter 2: "good news!"
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
With #alttext #alt-text Settings > Accessibility and enable the "Require alt text before posting" option
THERE'S A REASON THIS GUY (Pete Buttigieg, former mayor and Secretary of Transportation) CAN MARCH INTO A FOX NEWS STUDIO, SHUT DOWN THEIR HORSESHIT, AND MARCH OUT, TIME AND AGAIN. IT'S A WINNING FORMULA TO SIMPLY BE SMARTER THAN EVERY SONOFABITCH IN THE ROOM.

- DAVID SIMON
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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From Truth Social 

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Where does CNN get its "talent?" Just watched someone named Abby Phillip lecture her audience on Tariffs and the economy (which is doing record business!). She has absolutely no idea what she is talking about, strictly 3rd rate.

Fortunately, the audience has long ago left CNN, and it will only get WORSE. LOSERS ALL!!!

215 ReTruths

855 Likes

6/27/25, 10:56 PM
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
With #alttext I just use Google Lens to copy and paste the text from an image. Please take the extra 60 seconds to make information available to people.
Bernie Sanders

@Bernie Sanders

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

7:22 PM6/27/25

552K Views
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
With #alttext
Senator Bernie Sanders @Bernie Sanders (Independent-Vermont)

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

7:22 PM 6/27/25 110K Views
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Instead we get this.
truthout

NEWS

Title: Musk Pledged $6B to Solve World Hunger But Gave It to His Own Foundation Instead

Subtitle: Instead of giving the money to charity, Musk likely "donated" the money for tax-dodging purposes.

By Sharon Zhang, TRUTHOUT

December 13, 2022
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
With #alttext
LIBRARY OF CONGRESS

NATIONAL RECORDING REGISTRY 2025

• Hawaiian Quintette "Aloha 'Oe" (1913)

• Brother Bones & His Shadows "Sweet Georgia Brown" (1949)

• Roy Rogers and Dale Evans "Happy Trails" (1952)

• Chuck Thompson Radio Broadcast of Game 7 of the 1960 (1960) World Series

• Harry Urata Field Recordings (1960-1980)

• Don Rickles "Hello Dummy!" (1968)

•Chicago "Chicago Transit Authority" (1969)

• Miles Davis "Bitches Brew" (1970)

• Charley Pride "Kiss An Angel Good Mornin"" (1971)

• Helen Reddy "I Am Woman" (1972)

• Vicente Fernandez "El Rey" (1973)

• Elton John "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (1973)

• Nimrod Workman Collection (1973-1994)

• Freddy Fender "Before the Next Teardrop Falls" (1975)

• Keith Jarrett "The Köln Concert" (1975)

• Thelma Houston and Pressure Cooker "I've Got the Music in Me" (1975)

• Steve Miller Band "Fly Like an Eagle"

(1976)

• Tracy Chapman "Tracy Chapman" (1988)

•Mary J. Blige "My Life" (1994)

• Brian Eno Microsoft Windows Reboot Chime (1995)

• Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" (1997)

• Chanticleer "Our American Journey" (2002)

• Amy Winehouse "Back to Black" (2006)

• Daniel Rosenfeld "Minecraft: Volume Alpha" (2011)

• Original Broadway Cast Recording "Hamilton" (2015)
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
With #alttext
Current Trending Joke of the Day in Germany!

What borders on stupidity??

Canada and Mexico
😂 🖕😂🖕😂
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#WithAltText “American Girl” Reference Guide Day 21 – Deb Haaland First Native American Cabinet Secretary. A force for Indigenous rights, environmental justice, and representation at the highest levels of government.
SENECA PROJECT
Secretary Deb Haaland
(b. 1960)

PICTURED: US INTERIOR SECRETARY DEB HAALAND SPEAKS ON THE FOURTH AND LAST DAY OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION (DNC) AT THE UNITED CENTER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, ON AUGUST 22, 2024. VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS FORMALLY ACCEPTED THE PARTY'S NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT LATER IN THE EVENING.

#American GirlThe Seneca Project
Secretary Deb Haaland
(b. 1960)

• BORN DEBRA ANNE HAALAND ON DECEMBER 2, 1960, IN WINSLOW, ARIZONA: RAISED IN NEW MEXICO.

• MEMBER OF THE LAGUNA PUEBLO AND PROUD 35TH-GENERATION NEW MEXICAN.

• EARNED HER B.A. FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO AND J.D. FROM UNM SCHOOL OF LAW.

• IN 2015, SHE BECAME THE FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN ELECTED TO LEAD A STATE PARTY, SERVING AS THE CHAIR OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF NEW MEXICO.

ONE OF THE FIRST TWO NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN ELECTED TO CONGRESS IN 2018.

• APPOINTED IN 2021 AS SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR-THE FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN TO SERVE IN A U.S. CABINET.

• LAUNCHED THE FEDERAL INDIAN BOARDING SCHOOL INITIATIVE AND OVERSAW THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S HISTORIC 2024 APOLOGY FOR ITS ROLE IN FORCED ASSIMILATION.

• CHAMPIONED TRIBAL CO-STEWARDSHIP OF PUBLIC LANDS AND EXPANDED ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS.

• OVERSAW WILDLIFE CONSERVATION MILESTONES, INCLUDING THE RECOVERY OF ENDANGERED SPECIES LIKE THE APACHE TROUT.

• KNOWN FOR WEARING TRADITIONAL PUEBLO ATTIRE DURING HER SWEARING-IN-SYMBOLIZING PRIDE, CULTURE, AND REPRESENTATION.

• HER LEGACY AS A TRAILBLAZING LEADER RESHAPED GOVERNMENT THROUGH INDIGENOUS VALUES, ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE, AND HISTORIC FIRSTS.

• IN 2025, HAALAND ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW MEXICO, AIMING TO CONTINUE HER PUBLIC SERVICE AT THE STATE LEVEL.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#caturday #
An orange cat hiding in a large sized cardboard box, hiding from. A light brown curly haired dog. 

Ignore my feet.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
With #alttext
The OFFICE of the SECOND LADY

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

03/23/2025

Second Lady Usha Vance to Visit

Greenland

On Thursday, March 27, 2025, Second Lady Usha Vance will travel to Greenland with her son and a United States delegation to visit historical sites, learn about Greenlandic heritage, and attend the Avannaata Qimussersu, Greenland's national dogsled race. The race brings together approximately 37 mushers and 444 dogs in a remarkable display of speed, skill, and teamwork. Ms. Vance and the delegation are excited to witness this monumental race and celebrate Greenlandic culture and unity. They will return to the United States on Saturday, March 29, 2025.

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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
With #alttext
COURIER

Here are the Democratic senators who just caved to Donald Trump and the GOP

These Democrats just sold out their senate colleagues and every Democrat in the U.S. House that opposed the GOP's spending bill which gives the Trump Administration tremendous spending power. 

Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto NEVADA
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand NEW YORK
Sen. Chuck Schumer NEW YORK
Sen. Dick Durbin ILLINOIS
Sen. Maggie Hassan NEW HAMPSHIRE
Sen. Angus King MAINE (Independent)
Sen. John Fetterman PENNSYLVANIA
Sen. Gary Peters MICHIGAN
Sen. Brian Schatz HAWAII
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen NEW HAMPSHIRE
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
With #alttext
BEING GAY IS A SIN?

So you don't eat seafood?
Or mix fabrics?
Or have premarital sex?
Or masturbate? Or watch porn?
Or wear jewelry? Or gossip?
Or work on Saturdays?
Or have tattoos?

If you're gonna preach and live by the Bible, live by the whole thing or shut the fuck up.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
With #alttext
Meme of Elon Musk wearing a red MAGA hat holding a chainsaw. 

Test: CNBC is calling Elon Musk's stock decline "The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre" laughing emojis.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
With #alttect
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber the oligarchs. And they can be overwhelmed.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If the government gives me money to buy one, I'll test drive it the same way Top Gear UK tested the Toyota Hilux.
A red Toyota Hilux getting battered by waves as the tide rolled in at sunset.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
With #alttext
A classic Nancy Drew book cover of "the Secret of the Old Clock", but the title chanced to "Fuck Daylight Savings Time".
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
With #alttext
Marked safe from : 
believing the US spent $8 Million to make mice transgender 
Today. 

In the style of Facebook's emergency check in feature.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
With #alttext

Donald J. Trump✔ @realDonaldTrump : I donate 100% of my President's salary, $400,000, back to our Country, and feel very good about it!

S.V. Dáte @svdate : The president to date has spent 278.5 YEARS of annual presidential salary in taxpayer money to play golf.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
With #alttext
Breaking News

Breaking News

2 hours ago

Trump administration to pause all deliveries of U.S. military aid to Ukraine, officials say

In the wake of President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's disastrous Oval Office meeting on Friday, the U.S. president is halting the provision of weapons and military assistance critical to Ukraine's fight against Russia.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
With #alttext
From Reddit: 
ATTENTION Americans. Save our our [sic] country. Helps us win back the house. 
Three special elections coming up. We must win back the house!
Please donate to these three: 
Gay Valimont for US House Florida District 1. Special election on April 1, 2025. Donate by visiting: www.GayForCongress.com
Josh Weil for US House Florida District 8. Special election on April 1, 2025. Donate by visiting: JoshWeil.us
Blake Gendebien for US House New York District 21. Special election on November 4, 2025. Donate by visiting: BlakeGendebienForCongress.con
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Even my Bluesky feed is supporting the movement.
Thor Benson: 58 seconds ago "I'm hearing Elon Musk has fired the guards at Arkham Asylum" 

Just Jack: 2 hours ago "Do it. ..." As a quote skeet to something unrelated.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#dogtax timeline cleanse
Brown god with dark ears and a grating snout resting.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Borrowed from Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/coolguides...
Infographic showing the number of weekly hours needed to escape poverty by country. 
Japan is first with 14 hours weekly.
Canada is near the bottom with 44 weekly hours. 
The United States of America is last, with 80 hours of work weekly.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Remember when 2013 was a whack time?
XKCD letter dated: OCTOBER 7TH 2013

TO: THE FREEMASONS, THE ILLUMINATI, SCIENTOLOGY, FEMA, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THE FEDERAL RESERVE, CITIGROUP, HALLIBURTON, GOOGLE, THE VATICAN, BILDERBURG, WALMART, THE ROTHSCHILDS, THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, HAARP, THE UN, SKULL & BONES, BOHEMIAN GROVE, THE KOCH BROTHERS, GEORGE SOROS, THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION, THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA, THE CFR, EXXON MOBIL, THE ZIONISTS, THE VRIL SOCIETY, THE LIZARD PEOPLE, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO SECRETLY CONTROLS THE US GOVERNMENT

CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

SINCERELY, A CONCERNED CITIZEN
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Scene from Monsters Inc of Mike Wisowski telling Sully to "but that thing back where it came from or so help me" in regards to Boo.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@schatz.bsky.social hits the nail on the head right here.
Q: Have you had any conversations with your Republican colleagues in the Senate, and are any of them even privately concerned about some of the things going on? I know it’s irrelevant in some sense.

A: I will just say it as carefully as I can. Yes and yes.

Q: Well, I don’t know if that’s heartening or not.

A: No, and I think you can’t be a senator in private. At some point they have to do something. ♦
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
And any of this guy's descendants.
A picture of Bavarian (now German) immigrant Friedrich Drumpf (Frederick Trump); grandfather to Donald Trump.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#caturday
Two orange cat brothers cuddling in bed.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
OPM.gov (Office of Personnel Management) Frequently Asked Questions regarding the deferred resignation period: 
Question: "Am I expected to work at my government job during the deferred resignation period?"
Answer: "No."
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Donald Trump is the oldest (and third oldest) president at their inauguration.
Donold Trump was 78 years, 220 days old on January 20, 2025
Joe Biden was 78 years, 61 days on Jan 20, 2021
Donald Trump was 70 years, 220 days on Jan 20, 2017
Ronald Reagan was 69 years, 349 days on Jan 20, 1981
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
From @aclu.org Map of the contiguous United States with the 100-mile "border zone" where Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) has jurisdiction. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
From ACLU.org. Map of the contiguous United States with, marked in red, the 100-mile "border zone" where Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) has jurisdiction and can conduct "random" and arbitrary searches. This zone is 100-miles in from both the Mexican and Canadian borders, but also 100 miles in from both coasts and along the Great Lakes.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me thinks Mother Earth is upset.
Screen shot of a post on Twitter. Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX: "NEW VIDEO: I'm in Pensacola, Florida near the border. Already at 2" and it's still snowing heavy. This is a truly historic event. #Snow #Florida"
The picture is of the "Welcome to Florida" sign with snow on the ground and snow falling.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I just muscle-memory- opened TikTok and it might be working?
Screenshot from TikTok, taken Sunday 1/19 at 1:05 pm et.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Biergarten to Schimpfgarten
Screen shot of translations of English into German. 
"Beer Garden" is "Biergarten" and "swear garden" is "Schimpfgarten".
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#caturday
An orange cat in a brown box.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#prochoice #mychoice
@unitedhumanists on Instagram, posted on r/prochoice : Quote from Cher - "if every time men had sex, they risked death, physical disability, a life altering interruption in their education or career, and the sudden lifelong responsibility for another human being, I'd think they'd expect a choice in the matter."
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Screenshot of some new articles. 

Top is "Rep. Nancy Mace says she was 'physically accosted' on Capitol grounds" from CNN. Picture is Rep Nancy Mace wearing a pink dress. 

Bottom is "Duolingo teams up with Netflix to help 'Squid Game' fans learn Korean" from TechCrunch. Picture is Duo the Duolingo Owl and others in patching pink jumpsuits, similar to those worn in the show Squid Games.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
4 profile shots of fElon Musk with 
"if one man can sit as CEO of four companies, then CEOs are not necessary and shouldn't exist."
From threads.net/@cheese_after_dark
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A pensive ghost emoji
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Blue sky. Cold day. Touch of ice.
Looking through the frosty brush at a pond with a little bit of ice.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dog Tax
Brown dog with black eyes, nose and marking, with a graying muzzle, snuggled up in a blanket with a little lamb chop toys.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The VP from VEEP with the caption "(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?"
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#caturday
An orange cat in a cardboard box. 

As is proper.
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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
rs.bot/CYvTdi Text "Sign PFGDEY" to 50409 to join Alyssa & tell your Officials to Pass S1723 Truth and Healing Commission on Indian Boarding School Policies Act
Text "Sign PFGDEY" to 50409 to join Alyssa & tell your Officials to Pass S1723 Truth and Healing Commission on Indian Boarding School Policies Act. 

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Alyssa @hammlyss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Psst.. Whitetail Deer in Worcester, Massachusetts. United States.
A trail camera picture of an antlerless whitetail deer from October 19, 2024 at 5:28 am. It was 3 degrees Celsius or 37 degrees Fahrenheit. 
For reference, this was taken in an urban park on a small reservoir in western Worcester. Massachusetts, US.
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