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@halloween1997.bsky.social
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A Woman’s butthole is a work of art. A Man’s butthole is utilitarian. It’s for getting around, like a Jeep.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m too edgy for Bluesky but not racist or evil enough for X
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
if Microsoft turned Windows into a boring, obedient box that never speaks unless spoken to they’d defeat Apple but that will never happen
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my opposition are retards my allies are libtards
neon evengelion eye glass push
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
if you saw this album art you’d think something metal or prog rock was happening, you’d never guess in a million years it’s sleepy folk pop
album art for Jerry Garcia’s “Run for the Roses”
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
can’t just call em “jokes” anymore everything gotta be a meme
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
England invaded 2/3 of the world for their spices, decided they liked none of them, and actively choose to eat like the Germans are still flying overhead.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Idc how slow I’ve become, if I run on a track, I’m still gonna take the inside lane bc it’s the shortest
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
just found out my phone calculator has a history function, yet another embarrassing thing i have to delete
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
POV you’re a GCI employee working the counter and i’ve had enough
scene from no country for old men
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Best i can do is build the economy around something nobody wants that also costs trillions of dollars and uses natural resources to a dangerous extent
Pawn stars rick lowballing some poor sucker
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Me: *gentle touching her AARP card* I think whatever website you get your terminology from is hurting you... Please stop... For me?
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
>when leftists lose an election > “we failed to inspire regular working people to support our policies we have to communicate and organize better in the future” >when right wingers lose an election > “we must repeal the 14th and 19th amendments”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
the home depot return policy is extremely robust
pumpkin with a hole in it
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
modified political compass
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the whole company has to do mandatory ableism training now because of me. all this because basically all I did was use the big stall in the bathroom.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2025
"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This sounds crazy. But for some reason the voice in my head from God says you are right.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
doge meme about eggs
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I was just talking to some psycho the other day about how the far right isnt nearly as homogenous as he believes. Dude was convinced that all were just like him.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
we simply will not fed post at this time
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
lol
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
He lifted 100Million Chinese out of poverty is what he did. He is the Tiger of Yanchaun. And in this house Xi Jinping is a hero. End of Story.
Tony Soprano giving his Christopher Columbus is a hero speech
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i have a face tattoo but don’t worry i’m just a chill guy
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
hopefully my claim to fame on here will be how i reply guy the emma bot profile occasionally
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“are you ok?” i was until you asked that
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 07/08/2025
I will also never vote for newsom or buttigieg
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/07/2025
Get in the Yellow Submarine, Shinji
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
we need to bring back knights because its the only time the rich fought in the wars they started
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
it’s legit worth it bluesky isn’t perfect & has had/continues to have its own issues but tbh i really like not having my settings/preferences consistently undone & groypers or matt walsh in my feed with rage bait all the time net positive serotonin is possible, echo chamber or not
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
you can legally shxxt cxps if they fail to identify on your property
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
replying 'female trait' my way into some pussy as a treat
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
lol i got mass reported by zionists and it amounted to a 12 hour ban lmao i’m back you nazis
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Contrapoints recently made a statement on Palestine, and I find this point the most interesting. That was really the only outcome of the outrage over Palestine over the last few years, nothing plus slightly hurting Kamala’s chances?
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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Saturdays mornings on Bluesky are like late nights at the fridge. No matter how many times you go back, new stuff isn’t going to just appear.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
elons third party would be genuinely interesting to me if i wasn't virtually certain the only use it will be put to -- if anything -- is getting more republicans in federal government
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
i had to stop drinking white monsters because i became one myself
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
You should be spending a lot of your time reaching for plucking and then eating berries and you're supposed to be doing this for like two hours every day
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/07/2025
If you're being snarky about children drowning in a flash flood what the fuck is wrong with you
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
some people are salt fiends, others are sweet tooths. for me nothing beats the bitter heterocyclic punch of an alkaloid
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It's biphobic that you simp for sigma cucks who ruin my asshole
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
>calls any criticism of Israel or genocide “anti semitism” >closes comments on their posts “who’s hiding” 🤡
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
yes people reject genocide, this isn’t complicated. Israelis are not entitled to commit mass murder, please stop hiding behind Judaism to justify atrocities.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@miriamlikespie.bsky.social is the sort of Zionist that calls Jews who oppose genocide “race traitors” and “fake jews” and this sort of overt genocide apologia while hiding behind a people and culture who suffered greatly under genocide themselves is extremely racist and disgusting.
zionist propaganda
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
well it’s not anti semetic to criticize Israel committing genocide. Hiding behind Judaism to commit genocide is antisemitic btw bunch of fucking nazis
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