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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Chris Jericho's Unamused Reaction
Alt: Chris Jericho's Unamused Reaction
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A Woman’s butthole is a work of art. A Man’s butthole is utilitarian. It’s for getting around, like a Jeep.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m too edgy for Bluesky but not racist or evil enough for X
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
if Microsoft turned Windows into a boring, obedient box that never speaks unless spoken to they’d defeat Apple but that will never happen
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
they just give you that care bear stare
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my opposition are retards my allies are libtards
neon evengelion eye glass push
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
if you saw this album art you’d think something metal or prog rock was happening, you’d never guess in a million years it’s sleepy folk pop
album art for Jerry Garcia’s “Run for the Roses”
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
you’re hired
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
can’t just call em “jokes” anymore everything gotta be a meme
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
England invaded 2/3 of the world for their spices, decided they liked none of them, and actively choose to eat like the Germans are still flying overhead.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Idc how slow I’ve become, if I run on a track, I’m still gonna take the inside lane bc it’s the shortest
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
just found out my phone calculator has a history function, yet another embarrassing thing i have to delete
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
this would represent personal growth
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
POV you’re a GCI employee working the counter and i’ve had enough
scene from no country for old men
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Best i can do is build the economy around something nobody wants that also costs trillions of dollars and uses natural resources to a dangerous extent
Pawn stars rick lowballing some poor sucker
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Me: *gentle touching her AARP card* I think whatever website you get your terminology from is hurting you... Please stop... For me?
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
>when leftists lose an election > “we failed to inspire regular working people to support our policies we have to communicate and organize better in the future” >when right wingers lose an election > “we must repeal the 14th and 19th amendments”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
the home depot return policy is extremely robust
pumpkin with a hole in it
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
modified political compass
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the whole company has to do mandatory ableism training now because of me. all this because basically all I did was use the big stall in the bathroom.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
that magnolia or whatever is such a beautiful design too
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
9 what?
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
that’s an unstoppable force
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2025
"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This sounds crazy. But for some reason the voice in my head from God says you are right.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
doge meme about eggs
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I used to always say that whole section of the political spectrum would implode on its self. Or once one branch gained power theyd start offing one another and doing away with any alliances they had. I kinda hope we are witnessing the ignition of that whole mess.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I was just talking to some psycho the other day about how the far right isnt nearly as homogenous as he believes. Dude was convinced that all were just like him.
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
we simply will not fed post at this time
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
lol
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
abundance capitalism of course just being a repackaging of neoliberalism. you say “dismantle capitalism” and i say “reduce dependence on cheap abusive labor practices”. the positions you mentioned were bare minimum expectations forty years ago but dems lose ground on them everyday anyway
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
liberals have been complacent in the proliferation of the private sector and rhetoric around building the “middle class” at the expense of the working class with the mistaken belief that easing regulations on oligarchs benefits everyone. we see this with “abundance capitalism” rhetoric as well
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
He lifted 100Million Chinese out of poverty is what he did. He is the Tiger of Yanchaun. And in this house Xi Jinping is a hero. End of Story.
Tony Soprano giving his Christopher Columbus is a hero speech
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i have a face tattoo but don’t worry i’m just a chill guy
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
no one respects Zionists anymore say hello to the future mayor of New York
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
that’s the least trustworthy three people can possibly look
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
hopefully my claim to fame on here will be how i reply guy the emma bot profile occasionally
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“are you ok?” i was until you asked that
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 07/08/2025
I will also never vote for newsom or buttigieg
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
lmao
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Russia annexed Crimea 🤔
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i’m going to shove this in
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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a stuffed monkey is talking on a cell phone while standing next to another stuffed monkey .
Alt: a stuffed monkey is talking on a cell phone while standing next to another stuffed monkey .
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/07/2025
Get in the Yellow Submarine, Shinji
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
we need to bring back knights because its the only time the rich fought in the wars they started
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halloween person 𓅓 @halloween1997.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
if there’s any justice in a Universe with a Heaven i doubt playing Halloween your whole life is enough to go to Hell
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
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