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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have a theory that the wealthy are gambling on who can say/do the most outrageous thing without getting in trouble. I think it's a game. I think they have so much money that nothing else can sate them anymore.

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Colin Jost Asks 'Am I Wrong?' on SNL Weekend Update

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just sitting here watching people get turned away from the urgent care because they have to pay upfront. Some as little as $15. I get it. I'm right there too. I borrowed money to come here

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So Frustrating Reaction

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It feels like we're coming to a split in society. We've had years of homesteading being shoved down our throats. Fine. Keep the tech. We don't want it. The human cost is too high. Eat your chips when you starve.

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In America you’re shot if you learn anything that isn’t gambling or hamburger.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Watching "the Menu" the first time - wow! That's insane! Watching it now - huh. I'd be really excited to get to make American cheese for someone! It warms my heart 🥹

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The Menu: You represent the ruin of my art.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People are obsessed with having power over others. Our whole society is built around it. Just leave people alone you freaks.

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Lala Ri: Focus On You, Baby!

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'd apologize for all the fur on the carpet but you can clearly see where it came from 😂

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

#birdoftheday Is this newborn Cayuga Duckling we had to rescue this morning! The momma loves sitting on nests, but always rejects the babies. I'm not thrilled about hand raising babies in September but 🤷🏼‍♀️ whatchya gonna do #ABCD

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What "odd" family role did you fill as a child? I was the cat bather And pizza orderer People had phone call panic even back then.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don't trust people who enjoy "making money". Not to be confused with people who "enjoy work" , or their specific work. I have to outsource the financial transactions or I'll just give everything away. What's enjoyable about taking?

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Good stickers at the polls in Michigan today! ✅

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Every morning I have to build this cat a fort. Otherwise he follows me crying until I do. Nothing else is acceptable.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Talking to a friend who works in water quality yesterday like -

Txt conversation - can't breathe the air, can't eat the food, how's the water doing friend? Response is a magic eight ball saying outlook not so good

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What are your Industry specific pet peeves? Mine is cheap ingredients being touted as fancy. 1% dimethicone face cream 🙄 You can just buy a big ass bottle of pure dimethicone for cheap. It'll get rid of lice too. It's just synthetic silicone oil. It's main quality is being slippery

Dimethicone 99% pure, about $1.50 an ounce

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I have to try and convince my kid to postpone their birthday party this week 😓. It's scheduled for the hottest day that they have ever been alive for... So far. Sorry the world's on fire kid! Rich men needed more toys. Nothing could be done

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South Park: There's Nothing We Can Do About It

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

With temps rising - it's increasingly important to pay attention to the wet bulb temperature. Wet bulb temps are the temperature at which it becomes unsafe to exist outside. Calculated with just temp and humidity. Calculator here - www.calctool.org/atmospheric-... unu.edu/ehs/article/...

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What is Wet-Bulb Temperature and Why Does It Matter?

As the world warms, understanding the limits of human heat tolerance is becoming increasingly important.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

You know who's obsessed with trans people? Gamer boys. Listening to them decide I'm trans is wild! I'm just a woman with short hair in my Pic.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You know why US Americans pronounce Iran as "I - Ran" instead of "er-on"? They were mocking it and it stuck.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I had a meltdown at 12:30 last night because I still had dishes washing in order to make something to eat - and was trying to get laundry switched over - and the door kept giving me an error and I just broke down sobbing to my husband. Who proceeded to make himself two sausages to eat...

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Michael Scott's Sad 'Oh Okay' Moment

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Jenny @jennycheck4.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The more I hear about Mallory McMorrow, the less I’m liking her as a Senate candidate.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Flat tire problem, but I'm home! Which feels worse. Can only get towed with AAA if I'm away from home. No key for the tire, even if I had a spare. And it's my only vehicle. What do I do?

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My family has accepted that I'm just a nightmare in the morning - instead of just leaving me any clean dishes for coffee or food that would mitigate the situation for the last 10 years like I've been saying.

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Key & Peele: Jordan Peele's 'Kewl' Moment

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

My crab apple tree grew a baby tree at the base, and it bloomed a totally different color! I'm like where'd you come from white baby?

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I hope no one has to pack a travel bag to visit my area this week. ✅ Sunscreen and mittens ✅ Swimsuit and a winter coat

5 day Weather forecast going from 24° Fahrenheit up to 80° Fahrenheit. April 19th through April 23rd

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm gonna repost this in light of the palantir manifesto. This has been the goal all along. I want to tear my hair out from screaming it into the void.

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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

it’s a precondition for centrist dipshits to willfully misunderstand all forms of leftism because if they didn’t, they would be forced to admit that centering the abolition of class and improving the material conditions of every human being is the only reasonable way to organize society

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Seeing fortnite trending today like - Oh, goddamn it! What terrible thing happened to ruin yet another joy. #Enshittification strikes again

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

"No unattended single men" Is a common rule for sex parties. Everyone understands that it's for safety. And without it - women won't show up. Couples may bring a single man, but are responsible for him. It's the most egalitarian system I've ever seen.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

#Caturday?? Anyone want my stupid cats? They destroyed all my baby plants that I was going to sell. So no money for me.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Makes me wonder - at what age did you realize that the world isn't fair? It seems more dangerous to learn it later in life.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Climate change doesn't have feelings. The environment doesn't care if we "save it". The earth doesn't need us - we need it.

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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey 🏳️‍⚧️ @toofthey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

the same Silicon Valley capitalists helping to put kids in diseased ICE concentration camps or were involved in Epstein's global sex trafficking ring now want scans of your IDs in order to "protect the children" in case they see something too naughty or faggoty on their iPad treated as a babysitter

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Time to recycle their #facediaper memes. The tags on this 5yr old meme are truly 🤌

A female doctor with a dejected looking male patient says "you wear a face mask to avoid any hassle? Here's a prescription for a pair of balls"

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Poor fluffy bastard - he lost his white ball toy - where could it be! 🤣

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 14/01/2026

My whole life, fascism was defined as being stopped by armed, masked agents of the national government who demand your papers, on pain of arrest, injury, or death. That’s now here, and the group of people who warned about that the most are either silent or in favor of it,

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I just realized how much good, free, beverages motivate me 😳🤣. I really liked catering at the office with fountain soda machines. But I loved catering at Paramount coffee with 12 different coffee blends on tap and all the mix-ins 🤤

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Apparently Chromebooks are fucking useless. I spent so much time trying to get my kid a laptop that'll run steam with enough ram and such. But nope, Christmas morning fail

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Ai isn't intelligent. It's like asking a crazy uncle who only speaks German to read you the Google search results in English. It might be close, but I wouldn't rely on it. He doesn't understand what he's saying, he's just regurgitating the sounds.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The only jobs paying a damn are ice. Is it time to be in-efficient, sign up for ice then do a terrible job and take pictures?

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Is it gravy? Marinara ❌ Pie filling ✅

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It seems wrong that a supposed "free market" means anyone with enough money can produce useless junk.

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

@skwinnicki.bsky.social I know you're not my personal bird id-er, but! I saw this bird of prey today and can't figure out what it is! I took terrible pictures. I was surprised that the crows were 1.) much smaller than it and 2.) hanging out in the same tree with it. Tiny birds weren't hiding.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This philosophy has lived rent free in my head for... 25 years maybe? It's always true

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