Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 8hLiterally waitressing in a cocktail bar was the fucking worst. I hated emptying ashtrays 🤢. Like I'm carrying food and drinks, that's gross. My hands were raw from washing. Out of breath from running around and the smoke 030
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Exactly why I stopped - People don't show up. I may have had a Thanksgiving freak-out about it one year, and left a crazy voicemail 😬 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm also not a straight dude. But I have experience being a young, blonde, pretty woman. They want them to look and act like children but with explicit adult behavior. They aren't pretty - they look obedient and easy to physically overwhelm. Blonde usually darkens with age even... 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ok, WOW! I was just remaking on how everyone seems to have a K name these days...static.klipy.comJack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon: This Can't Be HappeningALT: Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon: This Can't Be Happening 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I mean isn't that all products these days? Phone manufacturers come to mind. No headphone jack, all AI hardware - nobody asked for that, nobody wants it, and we have no choice. I'm losing txt msg capabilities on my old phone because of their new software. Like wtf 160
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Fuck em all! GM got a $500 million Grant to switch the plant in my city to electric vehicle production. And then decided not to do it after getting the money. www.carscoops.com/2026/08/gm-l...carscoops.comGM To Lay Off Hundreds At Michigan Plant That Was Going To Build EVs | CarscoopsAfter a $500 million federal EV grant, GM is pointing its Lansing plant at a combustion sedan and cutting 350 jobs 0143
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I wondered that in your sqush post too! Glad someone asked 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026youtube.com/watch?v=X91p...youtube.comFox News in 2505 / IDIOCRACYYouTube video by Hollywood Terminal 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can see how it seems counter-productive. It's predictable noise though. It cancels out any random noises that pull focus. 020
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There's a high school football team in Idaho that had a group chat about giving a girl "the Cornell 7 treatment but worse" killing her then hanging her body up at school. Haven't seen anything about that yet 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That was the first thing my late father said when Trump took over - "he's gonna need a loyal paramilitary group now - gee I wonder where he'll find them"static.klipy.comWill Smith's Sarcastic 'Hmmmm'ALT: Will Smith's Sarcastic 'Hmmmm' 0232
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Really lines up with the "everybody is 12" theory 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have a theory that the wealthy are gambling on who can say/do the most outrageous thing without getting in trouble. I think it's a game. I think they have so much money that nothing else can sate them anymore.static.klipy.comColin Jost Asks 'Am I Wrong?' on SNL Weekend UpdateALT: Colin Jost Asks 'Am I Wrong?' on SNL Weekend Update 030
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I found out that I was that junior once. And they threatened me when I found out they were removing OT hours from illegal immigrants they'd hired. I left them high and dry on inventory day. Walked out. They'd been counting for 12 hours, I was supposed to to do the next 12 hrs myself.static.klipy.comHan's Iconic 'Nah' Moment from Fast XALT: Han's Iconic 'Nah' Moment from Fast X 020
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seriously - they want us to just die. That's awful. I'm sorry to hear it 030
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Making money - just to wear poorly made crap - so that you can make more money...static.klipy.comKenny Sebastian: It Sounds Like A Disease Stand-upALT: Kenny Sebastian: It Sounds Like A Disease Stand-up 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Health insurance premium increases for next year just came out for the marketplace - They're double what they are now! For less coverage. It's so scary! There's no way we can pay that.static.klipy.comPlease God Just Let This EndALT: Please God Just Let This End 1131
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe we've been looking at the space weapons all wrong. They're protecting us FROM the alien ghosts 3181
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's a skilled trade. They're only pissy cause it's a women's trade. 020
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For sure! Someone made the effort, took a risk, and put themselves on display - to create something new. And it's OK to just have fun. Not everything needs to be brilliant. I'll listen to Aqua proudlystatic.klipy.comJordy's Iconic 'Come On Barbie, Let's Go Party!' SceneALT: Jordy's Iconic 'Come On Barbie, Let's Go Party!' Scene 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And the smugness of the simple 🙄static.klipy.comIt's Really Pretty Simple - Tim RobinsonALT: It's Really Pretty Simple - Tim Robinson 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why not both?static.klipy.comMiniature Guillotine Cuts a CarrotALT: Miniature Guillotine Cuts a Carrot 290
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comHoly Shit Shades Off MemeALT: Holy Shit Shades Off Meme 011
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Put a peice of aluminum foil on the bottom rack - and the pizza on the top rack. Foil catches drips 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just sitting here watching people get turned away from the urgent care because they have to pay upfront. Some as little as $15. I get it. I'm right there too. I borrowed money to come herestatic.klipy.comSo Frustrating ReactionALT: So Frustrating Reaction 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Who teaches you all? YouTube videos are the best bet. I took an auto repair class in high school because I figured I'd need it. But it was just a place for the boys to work on their cars. No instruction. So it's just not widely available. This is America, education isn't really our thing. 😞 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026True that. I wish they felt the same awkward shame around Ai as they do bodily functions 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I remember the cop talking to me - after she'd interviewed my rapist - who was actually in jail on unrelated charges. "he said he thought you were 16. Did you tell him you were 16?" "No. And it wouldn't matter if I had. I said no." So many gems from the copsstatic.klipy.comDorothy Zbornak's Stunned 'Wow' ReactionALT: Dorothy Zbornak's Stunned 'Wow' Reaction 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026💯 you've got to be committed to it. That's the rule on the farm. Don't let an animal suffer. If you must dispatch it. Do it quickly. If you miss, swing again quickly to minimize suffering. NEVER panic and stop. 040
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only amount of food you can afford to cook these days! 110
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You know how they outlawed hat pins because women were using them to stab sexual predators? What should we get outlawed this time?static.klipy.comArya Stark: Stabbity. Stab. Stab.ALT: Arya Stark: Stabbity. Stab. Stab. 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've asked every woman I know. It's 100% of usstatic.klipy.comSamus Paulicelli: Every Single OneALT: Samus Paulicelli: Every Single One 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comSimon Cowell: Absolutely Brilliant!ALT: Simon Cowell: Absolutely Brilliant! 0161
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It feels like we're coming to a split in society. We've had years of homesteading being shoved down our throats. Fine. Keep the tech. We don't want it. The human cost is too high. Eat your chips when you starve. 111
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's like when my husband goes to the store. I appreciate it, but it's inefficient. I will have to go back in 3 days, and it'll cost more. Why is he buying the tiniest version of everything??? 270
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We have style, we just can't afford to practice it. 010
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Uhg me too. I always head for the comments first. One got me yesterday and I shared it. Yup makes me feel like a bumpkin 111
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OK, but don't expect me to buy anything then.static.klipy.comOffice Space: Milton and His StaplerALT: Office Space: Milton and His Stapler 0110
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh good, I've been yelling this into the void for quite some time now. I'm starting to lose my shit over ignored prophecies.static.klipy.comWayne Yells Cassandra!ALT: Wayne Yells Cassandra! 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Apparently it's Ai 🙄.static.klipy.comProfessor Farnsworth: I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet AnymoreALT: Professor Farnsworth: I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet Anymore 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm still pissed that I allowed myself to be convinced to go out one night, during an active tornado, to pick up chafers from a client's house because - "they were on the counter and they might want to make brunch in the morning"static.klipy.comThe Limit Does Not ExistALT: The Limit Does Not Exist 000
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It looks like they threw the catering stuff on the ground to make room for champagne. I'm familiar with this scenario I can feel how it played out. It's like reading blood splatter. 100
Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think that's the best thing that's gonna come out of everyone owning chickens. I chose ducks - but I had to learn fast when a duck was hurt and suffering. Right after some douche was dragging up our road and I thought real hard about yelling with my bloody hatchet in handstatic.klipy.comDexter IdkALT: Dexter Idk 010
Reposted by Halley HartSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In America you’re shot if you learn anything that isn’t gambling or hamburger. 1102
