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Lila

@halfspacemonster.bsky.social
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24 - she/her - fake college student - janitor - bug enthusiast

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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Average day for Petra Parker. 🏳️‍⚧️ #marvel #spiderman #spidergirl
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At a Harsh noise show... A sparse crowd gathers around two angry performing men in sunglasses. One is at a table with decks and another is kneeling on the floor screaming into a bunch of pedals. An old woman comes in with a plate of crudites. She asks one of the audience members "do you want any snacks?" The audience member says "yoooo, thanks ma." He continues, "also, thanks for letting us host Fistula God in the basement." His mom says pleasantly "I love your friends. They're so creative."
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
haven't made one of these in a while
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Pandam @pandam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Filthy Raven
The Raven, From the game "Lovely Lady RPG", working topless on a motorbike with engine grease all over her sweaty body
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Levy Lu @leskylentils.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Valentine you're a heart taker
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/02/2026
Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]
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BOO PHYPAWS 👻🎃 @baphypaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
some beginner tips on how I think about drawing muzzles!
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
slick-ass salamander just creepin around
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/02/2025
Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
(wip) her again... pretty girl
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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a very goat gal 🐐🩷
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
messing around (reupload)
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
one more beach drawing ig
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Petrana 冰冰 Radulovic (she/her) @petrana.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
A screenshot of Maggie Smith's "Good Bones"
Life is short, though I keep this from my children.
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine
in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways,
a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways
I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least
fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative
estimate, though I keep this from my children.
For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird.
For every loved child, a child broken, bagged,
sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world
is at least half terrible, and for every kind
stranger, there is one who would break you,
though I keep this from my children. I am trying
to sell them the world. Any decent realtor,
walking you through a real shithole, chirps on
about good bones: This place could be beautiful,
right? You could make this place beautiful.
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♢ 𝓡𝒪 ♢ @gammelgaedda.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
chat is this anything
A sketch of a really stupid mock poster for a retro porno, the title reads "Three (NOT SO) little pigs" with the text "this wolf will HUFF and PUFF!" in the lower corner. The sketch is a furry femme wolf looking enticed while surrounded by three big butch pig women
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:
A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's that time of year where I post this one
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Wow. There was a significant CME on the Sun’s far side today (not directed at Earth). This CME was one of the fastest ejections we have seen in the past decade. If it were directed at Earth, this CME likely would have caused G5 (Kp 9) level storming. #heliophysics ☀️
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Would like to remind everyone of the best sequence of panels of all time
Panel 1: fish man asks, “is that a monkey?”

Panel 2: hellboy yells, “HES GOT A GUN!”

Panel 3: a monkey shoots a gun
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piper! @captyns.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
✨⚔️✨
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lamby @neogeo.pet · 12/12/2024
happy wocky day🌼⛅ #neopets
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laika 🌀 @holoswirl.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
citrus tiger 🍊
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LUMOZZE @lumozze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🤖🐇
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 08/12/2024
Here's few more photons that I found in my driveway photon trap! The Seagull Nebula in on the border of constellations Monoceros and Canis Major. 🔭🧪 #astrophotography
A space nebula in a rainbow color palette. It looks a little bit like a seagull flapping its wings.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody: THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
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The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"
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mossfur 🦌 @mossfur.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
star critter for the day
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mossfur 🦌 @mossfur.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
PAPERCAT
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
starting in the 8th overtime you snap the ball from the middle of the end zone and the only rules are that you're not allowed to vomit or cry
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Lila @halfspacemonster.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Greyy @greyyarts.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Snack and kisses
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