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@halfbakedrhymes.com
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Bay Area No Minors 🔞 ⚧️ 5'5 of concentrated mischief. What if we just treat each other with respect? ko-fi.com/bakedrachel #bakedrhymes

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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
We survived the 6am meeting and even managed another 30 minute nap. Let's go cause mischief this week bsky. 🫶
Ember looking adorable in bed
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Sleep well bluesky 🙂‍↕️🫶 Go find mischief next week.
Ember looking cozy
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
A second crow has joined us for lunch. I don't recognize this one
A grey winged old lady crow has just joined the first
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Lunch with the crows
Peanut the crow staring curiously wondering why the fuck im still home and inside at this time of day on a Sunday
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Ooooooooh... You're bad movie opinions katie! (For real though im still so embarrassed we first met when I was about to lose my lunch on you) 😅
A screenshot of Katie Tightpussy, Editor in Chief followed you back
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Some see me as light, some as a wound; some call me gentle, some call me cruel.

But perhaps I am neither.

Perhaps I am only the shape their hands created- a different soul for every way I was treated.

- Aeby Mathew
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 26/09/2026
My partner is such a vibe. 🫠 CW: needles, bloodplay
An arm with 9 needles stuck through it 😳
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 26/09/2026
Let's go find mischief chat. 😇
Ember looking filled with excitement.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 25/09/2026
Honorable mention to fraction munchers and zoombinis 🙂‍↕️
Embers 9 games

Secret of evermore
Escape velocity 
Baldurs gate 2
StarCraft 
World of Warcraft 
Deagon age
Pokemon red
Smash bros melee
Path of exile
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 25/09/2026
Go find mischief this weekend you beautiful sluts. 💕☺️
Ember laying naked next to an unknown beautiful woman
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 25/09/2026
Happy #TTT my goblin friend ☺️
A tattooed white girl lazing about on her stomach playfully.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 24/09/2026
I want to go back and tell him all the work's worth it.
A much younger ember and her partner Jack. She looks a little different
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 23/09/2026
One for my size kink friends. I adore you little pixies 🙂‍↕️🫶
A zoomed in closeup of embers tummy. If you were four inches tall this is what waking her up might look like.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 22/09/2026
Hope you're all causing mischief this week. Go tell someone you adore that you love them. 🫶
Ember looking like a snack
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 22/09/2026
We finally replaced the damaged couch 🥰
The most beautiful cream colored couch you've ever seen
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 22/09/2026
@stacy.is.relentlessly.online gave me just the absolute best birthday gift. I opened it early and can't stop smiling at it.
A gilded raven cross stitch picture
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 21/09/2026
Gym Week 1 progress pics. This girl is going to get so much hotter. 🙂‍↕️
Biscuit naked in front of the mirror
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 21/09/2026
New week new mischief 😇
Ember lazing in bed. Her eyes are hungry
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 20/09/2026
Also the largest dhosa I've ever ordered 😵‍💫
A giant friend piece of bread the size of a small toy poodle and jack staring on laughing
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 19/09/2026
Enjoy your mischief my friend 🥰
Ember flashing tummy
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 19/09/2026
Find mischief this weekend my friends.
Ember still in bed. It's nearly 8am this slut needs to be up and about
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 18/09/2026
Out finding mischief tonight. Hope you're having a good one everyone!
Leah and ember looking cute
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 17/09/2026
Good morning bluesky. First day at the gym in a decade and I don't want to leave bed today.
Ember lazing topless in bed
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 16/09/2026
Crows make the best friends: - brings you food - sings you little songs - warns you about cops and cats - builds own additions to your house - will conspire murder with you - never tires of your bullshit - happy to cause mischief
A crow sitting on a power line
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 16/09/2026
Jack is showing me one of his favorite Bruce Campbell vehicles. Escape From L.A.
Ember and Jack lazing under mood lighting looking adorable
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 16/09/2026
Okay this actually turned out great. ☺️
Pasta and not enough cheese but Ember is lactose intolerant
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 16/09/2026
Im making you so much pasta
Freshly shredded parmesan being mixed into a giant pot of ragu
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 15/09/2026
Estrogened 🙂‍↕️
A white women's thigh with a peach tattoo and a small bandage
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 13/09/2026
Hope you're all finding mischief today.
Biscuit lazing in bed half naked being a slut.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 12/09/2026
Good morning bluesky
Ember catching a ray of morning sun
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 11/09/2026
The weekend has arrived!
A fat little crow with a mouthful of peanuts
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 09/09/2026
She doesn't know I'm about to cause mischief
Leah looking to the side while ember looks at the camera with delight
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 09/09/2026
Was it this one? Because I couldn't decipher this one 🙂‍↕️
Ask a Biscuit!

Got a new prompt that for shy girlies to share their work with you in a fun post?

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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 09/09/2026
I had to sit with this one for a bit, but I think it's this one by Kahlil Gibran It reminds me to do my best to show up fully every morning and every moment.
Do ou have a favorite poem?Do Not Love Half Lovers

"Do not love half lovers

Do not entertain half friends Do not indulge in works of the half talented Do Do not live hal alf a life and do not nd die a half h death

If you choose silence, then be silent

When you speak, do so until you are finished

Do not silence yourself to say something

And do not speak to be silent

If you accept, then express it bluntly

Do not mask it

If you refuse then be clear about it

for or an ambiguous refusal is but a weak acceptance

Do not accent half a solution

Do not believe half truths

Do not dream half a dream

Do not fantasize about half hopes

Half a drink will not quench your thirst

Half a meal will not satiate your hunger

Half the way will get you no where

Half an idea will bear you no results

Your other half is not the one you love

It is you in another time yet in the same space

It is you when you are not

Half a life is a li life you didn't live,

A word vou ha have not said

A smile you postponed

A lov ove you have h not had

A friendshin you di did not know

To r reach and not n arrive

Work and not work

Attend only to be absen

What makes you a stranger to them closes est to you and they strangers to you

The half is a mere moment of inability but you are able for you are not half a being You are a whole that exists to live a life

not half a life"

By KAHLIL GIBRAN
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
It is nice to see the mischief back in my eyes. 😇
Biscuit just finished up with work and lazing about
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Have this duck
This a yellow duck
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
New Week New Mischief!
Biscuit lazing in bed
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Loneliness, Heartbreak, Loss Love, Lust, Obsession Callousness, Cowardice, Courage Taking ownership of your own life... Women 🙂‍↕️
Is there a topic in poetry you love to write about
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
I am arachnophobic. I am sexually attracted to things I fear.
Spiders, yes or no?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Maybe. Editing a collection takes a lot of executive function. Last time I sold one I made like 80$ which wasn't worth the time and energy that I could have spent watching clouds and talking to crows.
Will you be releasing a book of poetry for us shy girlies to purchase in the future
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
My butt was cultivated from many hours playing tennis and many bags of blue doritos. Thank you to all of you who flirt respectfully and make it fun. I wouldn't be here without you 🙂‍↕️
You are very pretty and have a cute butt! Thank you for sharing yourself with us.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Because I'm a romantic. Because I spend most of my free time diving deep into my own soul. Because I can't help but look at the people around me curiously. Because I'm easily amused. Because I glorify madness. Because agony should be art. Because I can't help myself. Simply Because
Why the Poet?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Ghibli sleeve on my right arm. Planet sleeve on my left, wings/angel on my back, circuitry/flowers on my hear, bdsm peach on my thigh
How many tats do you have?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
I more often than not have partners in crime tbh. I'm social at heart even though I'm a homebody. The dream is to find my slutty stoner people and bake mushrooms, listen to music, and fuck around together.
Have you ever had a best friend
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Edibles, I don't smoke Well except for the very occasional special joint shared with @staxdeadempress.bsky.social but that's my sister and I only smoke with her 🙂‍↕️
Face way to get stoned?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Yeah, i have a lot of people in my life who I will carry pieces of forever.
Have you met any of the people you are quantumly entangled with?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
/r/consentacles
Whats a nsfw subreddit you enjoy
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
If you wanna meet people? Start by becoming a doer. Look inside yourself. What do you enjoy DOING. Especially, what do you like CREATING? If left idle and at rest. No entertainment. No phone. No drugs. Once the itch for stimulation passes? What do you yearn for?
Advice on how to make friends, offline or online?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Woah... I'm too high for this. I know which body this water will fill next though 😏
How many different people before you were filled with the same water that fills your body currently?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 08/09/2026
Not for marghoul
Ember
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