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@mrxth3.bsky.social
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You wanna know my gender? buddy, they won't even let me know it Any/all 18+/NSFW

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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I may only be exaggerating a little bit when i say that i've discovered the meaning of life is to get women to stick needles into me
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hiii i'm back and this is me, and this may be the hottest picture i've ever taken of myself
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
when i can't sleep it feels like a message from god telling me to look at my phone
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Andy // Curry Paws 🍛🧸 @currypaws.com · 26/05/2026
from 2025 sketchbook did i cook?
drawing of a shy failgirl holding papers saying 'e-excuse me... y-you'v been served...'

additional text reads: toxic yuri about a professional frocess server who is into divorced women. sometimes i scare myself. i'm so genius
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hallelujah we have banana bread
A loaf of banana bread still in the pan, cooling on a rack
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
More THE NICE GUYS doodles. It came out 10 years ago this week. It was the first movie I saw in theatres after moving to Chicago, which means I moved to Chicago 10 years ago, and I feel very normal about that. Anyway if we can't get a sequel can I have money to draw their further adventures.
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I want to eat an entire box of reeses puffs
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Today in facebook marketplace posts
A screencap of a facebook marketplace post that just says "Rage" with no further description, and the price is $50. The picture in the listing is some sort of thin metal ladder or something leaning against a wall next to a door - it's not clear what item you're looking at
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
People setting off fireworks for memorial day: why
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Growing up I always heard lessons from adults about the importance of avoiding regrets, but none about how to live with / reconcile with your regrets, and I could use that knowledge now. And I'm realizing the obvious that those adults had their own regrets, and may not have known how to live w/ them
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Til that "tire" in the sense of to exhaust, and "tire" in the sense of wheel have completely different etymologies
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I had the most awful nightmare last night - just the most hyperrealistic dream that could have been an actual event. Those are the hardest to shake off I think
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The power company turned our power off for like 20 minutes this afternoon to replace a line, and ever since my water heater has been beeping every 30 seconds >.<
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
22 May 2026
Heathcliff and Iggy walk down the street- Iggy's wearing a helmet that reads "DUDE", while Heathcliff wears a matching helmet that reads "MY DUDE". A man walking his dog watches the two pass, and says "We should get those."
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Please boost. I am in intense pain and immobile. If I could work I would be. Please help if you can as I navigate multiple emergencies. Thank you 🖤🖤
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Extremely underrated aspect of selling stuff on facebook marketplace: a ton of strangers all calling me jack
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/05/2026
This is what having a job is like
A hyrax screaming at a laptop monitor
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
DoorDash ad notifications struggle so hard in small towns. They're like "Are you craving the BOLD flavors of uh...taco bell? Maybe Wendy's? there's a gas station with snacks?"
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People who aremlessaging me on facebook, if I list a whole big bunch of lile 30 things things that I am prepared to sell on Saturday, messaging me "is this still available" is so unhelpful as to not even communicate any information at all. Is *what* still available, my dears
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have such a specific type of story i want to read but idk how i'd even find one. Like, a jaded veteran who was/is a true believer in the cause having to reconcile himself to a compromised peace, and the disappointment of his side making that deal with the enemy. Basically, rick in casablanca
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hey guys check this out (Nov 2025 study) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Conclusion of study said progesterone has higher effect on TT and spiro had no significant effect.
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
2:43 is 2:40, but 2:44 is 2:45
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Dev Patel's one of these guys who gets so much more handsome every ten years that by 2050 it will be medically impossible to look at him.
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How legal education worked (for some) in 1859. And that's the story of how William Tecumseh Sherman became a lawyer
Although in the course of my military reading I had studied a few of the ordinary law-books, such as Blackstone, Kent, Starkie, etc., I did not presume to be a lawyer; but our agreement was that Thomas Ewing, Jr., a good and thorough lawyer, should manage all business in the courts, while I gave attention to collections, agencies for houses and lands, and such business as my experience in banking had qualified me for.

Yet, as my name was embraced in a law-firm, it seemed to me proper to take out a license. Accordingly, one day when United States Judge Lecompte was in our office, I mentioned the matter to him; he told me to go down to the clerk of his court, and he would give me the license. I inquired what examination I would have to submit to, and he replied, "None at all;" he would admit me on the ground of general intelligence.
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It has been a 12 hour workday
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Holy shit
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 12/05/2026
killer whale, putter's paradise mini golf, route 28, yarmouth, massachusetts, 1984
killer whale, putter's paradise mini golf, route 28, yarmouth, massachusetts, 1984
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Therapy wednesday save me
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
For like a week now the muscle that moves your eye side to side has been sore on my right eye. I'm sure it's like, eye strain, but i have decided it's a brain tumor
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Do not test me today universe, i will cry
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I miss my dog
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
There are no weeds in this house
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Where my con law heads at
Analytic Valley Girl Chris

@ChrisExpTheNews

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My parents are watching the evening news, and wow the oklahoma governor gop primary ads are dire. This is the first time in forever i've seen political commercials, and apparently the biggest threats to oklahoma are: "deranged liberals", "gender doctors", and "chinese communists buying our farmland"
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Woke up from a nightmare
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"I repeat, the Lindsay Hubbard is now in effect"
Article title from NYMag: Lindsay Hubbard Has Been Activated for a Month, by Tom Smyth
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2024
DOCTOR: How would you rate your pain on a scale from 1-10? ME: I don't know, maybe like, a seven? DOCTOR: Liar. You're a liar. We measured your pain against the new Universal Pain Index that accurately ranks all the pain in the world and it's barely a three. We're telling everyone. Everyone you know
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
As a person without balls, is it still considered racking myself if i run crotch-first into a stanchion?
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The theme of the met gala is "themes"
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Womens pants don't leave enough room for my clit
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This could be business casual if we even gave a shit
A bejeweled suit with a cape with pink lining
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wendy cloudberry @wendycloudberry.com · 01/05/2026
Achewood May Day panel: 8 hours for work - Roast Beef is at a computer, Ray Smuckles pokes his head in from left side of the frame to say “Roast Beef, could you come into my office?”. 8 Hours for Rest: Ray Smuckles snoring, presumably asleep. 8 Hours for What We Will: Ray, Téodor, and Todd are getting high in the bathroom.
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
disassembling a bulgolgi taco and a taco meat springroll to reassemble a normal taco fission cuisine
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dr. Venture standing in front of his mirror in his underwear saying "I'm only 43. Still a young man."
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@gaycannibalism.bsky.social this might be relevant for your blog?
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dropped my peanut butter toast on the floor :( #droppedmypeanutbuttertoastonthefloor
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hmmm
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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Did you know that if you start trying to undo years of bad posture and tight muscles that it actually gets *more* painful for a while, rather than less? Crazy. Anyway stretch your neck muscles kids
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