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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”

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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

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Erik Angner @erikangner.com · 22/09/2026

The Pope at his 40th birthday party is the they-don't-know meme IRL. (And they did not, in fact, know!)

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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

in 1627 someone published a text called 'Woe to Drunkards' with an honest to goodness Chad knight vs. Virgin fop meme

"In a woodcut on the title-page of 'Woe to Drunkards,' a sermon preached by Samuel Ward, of Ipswich, 1627, the vices of that age are typically contrasted with the virtues of a former one. In the upper compartment we are shown what men were of old by the open Bible, the foot in the stirrup, and the hand grasping the lance; while in the lower, the degeneracy of their descendants is typified by the leg and foot, decorated with a broad silk garter and a large rosette; by cards and dice, and a hand holding at the same time a lighted pipe and a drinking cup with a cockatrice in it. Twenty years afterwards, these types would have been more strictly applicable, with the inscriptions merely transposed."

Excerpt from: Facts and Speculations on the Origin and History of Playing Cards, William Andrew Chatto, 2014
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/45584

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Chat, I just found this job entry and I'm kinda losing it. The job description makes it even better. admin.myjobscotland.gov.uk/sites/defaul...

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"I promised my mum not to speak about cousin marriage and incest" is not a sentence I thought I would hear today

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Getting suited & booted for the Sydney Marathon. 4am start, breakfast had, nips KT taped, almost set to head out in 30/6am. Sound choices y'all* * YES I KNOW.

Myself, in hotel room, in running gear with race bib for Sydney Marathon. I'm giving the thumbs up and also have a leather brimmed Barmah hat on. It doesn't match the rest or the gear...

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

On an excursion with an extremely weird guide...

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What's your current mood? Bottom right in my case.

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ah, last work day before 2 weeks out. Flat/life is an absolute shambles & I have 3 days to sort it out before buggering off to Sydney for the marathon. I *think* that I have everything minus some hydration tablets....

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I made a lot of band flyers with weird clip-art and other random bullshit back in the 00s. Not sure that I got any customers but I did have fun!

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Guthrie Govan spotted at Primus. Guitar nerd nirvana acquired.

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Primus gig later. One of those bands that I've never got round to seeing live. Admittedly I don't know anything post-Seas of Cheese so I'll be lost for most of the set, I imagine.

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Jesus Jones @jesusjonesband.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This sounds a lot like Kenny Loggins and I am 100% into it

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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Mom Gives Him a “Thank God You’re All Right” & a Slap! #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

One of the greatest things that i have ever seen. Probably getting a print if I remember....

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

How many bees in my mum's front garden? Yes.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behind

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the world

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the left

Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

ok reasonable

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My knees are so hosed it's ridiculous.

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student ( ) a fat
stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie

It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you. People loooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.

It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man.

At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group of twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn't "out" people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I'm glad they did it. Icons, forever.

Anyway, if you've ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey's generous donation over a decade ago. If I've ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.

Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community.

I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

11:30am and have already run 8 miles, volunteered at Parkrun and migrated a database server. Feels like bedtime.

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Anything with Tom Hanks in it. Seems like a good guy but can't stand him in movies!

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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026

Cinemas are a ripoff

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/06/2026

genuinely think a key element of the current British-American fighting is that Americans don’t understand that complaining is the British national sport

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hey @moderation.bsky.app @bsky.app, what have you done to @kenwhite aka Popehat? Ban or has he disabled account so that he can enjoy his holiday in peace? If ban, why?

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

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