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Han Arbuthnott

@haharbuthnott.bsky.social
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Comedian! Naarm/Melbourne 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ they/he I’m on Insta too! @haharbuthnott And TikTok! @ham.r

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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hot hot election coverage 2025 🥵 #auspol #election
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I would detransition for lesbian Kelly Clarkson
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I feel no desire to be the first person on the plane. I’ll be the last tbh. We’re all taking off at the same time. You go ahead man, no stress here. Maybe I won’t even get on. Haha no, not because I’m scared. I just think it’s funny that I’m about to be in the sky haha. That’s so high up haha. HAHAH
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Gamey Gamey Game @gameygame.com · 17/02/2025
New episode and way to whistle out now! Ft @haharbuthnott.bsky.social @retroarchetype.bsky.social & Jackson Baly!
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Look at her
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My boyfriend does affirmations with our pumpkins
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
She's strong. She's large. She's beautiful.
Small (still growing!) green pumpkin in a garden bed
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
SQUASH DADDY IN THE HOUSE
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Roxi Wheels @roxiwheels.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This goes so fucking hard dude
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vidyarrrr @vidyarajan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
lil' bitch opinion but aussie creatives who shut their mouths over the last yr for fear of career backlash are so tragi-comic. wht u afraid of losing babe? a 3 week fellowship at a library? an appearance on a panel show tht will be cancelled soon? the shame of giving up ur soul for sthing so tiny.
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Maddy Weeks @maddyweeks.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Reminder: THE GLOBAL CLIMATE MOVEMENT IS STRONGER THAN ANY LEADER
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me when my butt is
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thinking of pivoting to making nuanced political satire comics this year, so I’ve come up with a new character
A four-panel comic titled “Li’l Bitzie Diamonds: Fascist Kicker”
The first panel shows the title, with a cartoon image of Li’l Bitzie Diamonds - a pink pig-like cartoon character with blonde ringlets and a little sailor hat. She’s grinning and poking her finger into her chubby, dimpled cheek.
Panel two shows a business woman standing at a podium. She says “And now, to discuss the changes to our hateful conduct policy, our CEO…”
In panel three, a Mark Zuckerberg type is now standing at the podium, saying “Here at M—“, but he is cut off, as a frilly-socked foot is kicking his face. 
Across panel three and four, we see the foot belongs to Bitzie, still poking her sweet, chubby cheek, doing a flying kick that stretches across and breaks out of both panels.
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My boyfriend does affirmations with our pumpkins
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We pulled up our first carrot yesterday and my boyfriend’s caption is solid gold
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.
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gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social @gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.
Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The allies at @tkmaxxuk.bsky.social want us all to arrive weekly xx
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Now showing: The man who thinks the word for “gargle” is “gargoyle” and has never been corrected until now.
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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Tennis is a game about who wants the ball the least.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV 
In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano, 
Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will se themselves When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My new ick is men eating corn sorry
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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I work in queer media (making Canva designs on my phone)
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What utensil is it where it’s like spooning but my dog is facing me with all of his legs sticking out toward me?
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m so glad TikTok invented cucumbers, these things are delicious
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I remembered I woke up in the night with a BRILLIANT idea for comedy before going back to sleep. I went to check what I wrote and it was this. This is what I wrote and was proud enough of to peacefully go back to sleep. Follow for more.
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marcus @registradus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bread time let's have a bread
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Robbie Nicol @robbienicol.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Seeing a lot of posts like 'I have seven followers on Twitter and already have a billion on BlueSky! Thank you so much.' Would like to say this has not been my experience and we all need to lift our game.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/11/2024
Generative ai has some uses but it's like if bicycles gave off more emissions than an airplane and also required you to steal the wheels from other people's vehicles
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Han Arbuthnott @haharbuthnott.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What do you mean Endemol Shine isn’t a toothpaste?
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