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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

my primary school football coach was like “if you don’t stop picking flowers on the oval we’re going to stop putting you on” and I don’t think he understood the art of the threat.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

my parking fines have gotten so bad they’ve started texting my boyfriend.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

my superannuation just invited me to a ball

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Hi there! Thanks for your email. This contact has been raptured and will respond in 3-5 eternal lifetimes.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

is Raya glitching for anyone else today? so random!

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

your English teacher and your gym teacher are fucking your drama teacher.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I am officially coming out as Australia’s first openly gay man in the entertainment industry.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

right in front of my chromatica curry?

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

is he… you know… exempt from the Turkish army?

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Freakiest Friday: The Fridayenning.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Julie gonna kick my croquembussy.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

sorry I’m late I ended up hate watching 100 hours of the most annoying gay couple on the planet again.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

my wife cheated on me at the Vengaboys concert and boom boom boom boom.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I think I suffer from tit blindness. gun to my head I couldn’t tell you the size of a single person’s breasts.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

successfully made myself reliant on lip balm for no apparent reason ✔️

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

this Coldplay jumbotron is the slippery slope they warned us about... thanks gay marriage.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

when I was a kid my mum signed me and my siblings up for “the laugh club” at the local parish and it was us and a dozen older Catholic women lying on the floor in a circle in a bungalow behind the church cry-laughing for an hour straight.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

sentence that would kill a Victorian child: “I’m going to kill you, Victorian child!!!”

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

new Barbie with narcissistic personality disorder just dropped

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I was the ringbearer at the Bezos-Sánchez wedding extravaganza. AMA.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

the funniest word is pervert. closely followed by crone. honorary mention to tart and kerfuffle.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

just built a coat rack from IKEA and only cracked the shits twice. giving myself a valium as a treat.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

just watched the wicked for good trailer. dolly parton cameos and fiyero shows hole. venmo me $50 for link.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I am the undiscovered Hadid sister

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

took my friend’s crutches into the work meeting for a bit… and when I tell you not a single soul reacted. just absolute crickets. do not pass go, do not collect $200, back to irrelevancy for Miss Temu Belle Gibson.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

business pitch: gender conceal parties. cover your guests in blankets and turn off all the lights.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

no one loves Pesto the now regular weight adult penguin anymore. twink death truly comes for us all.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

girl, just post that picture. robert irwin’s got his cock out, nothing matters anymore.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

why does Saxon, the largest of the Ratliffs, not simply eat the other two?

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

queer voices are so important. unless of course they’re not mine.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

straight men poking their butt up while lying down? our culture is not a costume, bitch.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

starting a GoFundMe for my work to get four ply toilet paper.

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

all teens should be on puberty blockers till they figure their shit out

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

keep getting reminder texts from the vet to bring my dog in for a weight check just like “BRING your FAT dog into the clinic NOW. reply YES to keep getting these messages.”

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Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

enough Actors on Actors. we need Actors in Actors… give us that 4K Oscar-winning spread eagle.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

enough about gender. there are only two genres. girly pop and Keith Urban.

Charlie Lewin @charlewincomedy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I love lesbian drama. it’s like if gays had emotional intelligence.