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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

After the year we've had I'm really worried to see what this year's Fifa Peace Prize winner will do.

Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Now that we're having another fossil fuel crisis, I think we can all agree that anyone who spoke out against renewables was a fuckhead and any politician who continued to subsidise oil and gas fucked their own country and is a cunt.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

If Netanyahu keeps it up he could be in the running for next year's Fifa Peace Prize.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it Those who do remember can learn from its mistakes and commit bigger and more efficient attrocities.

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

(imagining a man in a hat) ah, a honest sensible fellow, doubtless on his way to complete a job of work (imagining the hat is on a rakish tilt) Scoundrel! Cutthroat! His bastard offspring swell our schoolyards!

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I've never thanked the news for telling me everything that is going on. Thanks news ya freakin gossip.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I hope I'll never be one of those losers that dies one day.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

In The Odyssey, Circe, the witch-goddess turns Odysseus’s crew into swine but with Hermes' help, Odysseus resists Circe’s powers and then becomes her lover, by her side for a year. But if you ever turn MY boys into swine, there's no way i'll be your lover for more than 6 months.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Arcade Fire would've been a great name for a big room of video games that is burning.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Guests for tomorrow's livestream. Its gonna be a big one.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Hello kind listeners. We're having our 500th Two in the Think Tank episode livestream tomorrow. The livestream starts at 8am Melbourne time. We have so many guests from The Weekly Planet pod, Do Go On, Sanspants & many many more. Link for tomorrow: youtube.com/live/nitLNCM...

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Squirrel Comedy @squirrelcomedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving with a visit from @alasdairtb.bsky.social @locallaughs.bsky.social tonight

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I would die of natural causes for my family

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

In the TV show Seinfeld, every character is trying to find love but dismisses each potential mate because of small petty flaws. However when we watch the show, the reason we love these characters is because of their flaws.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We all know that the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town. I'm not telling you anything new here. But what I feel is being ignored is that its in rural areas, on rural roads, that bus wheels are getting the majority of their rotations.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

This nuclear sub thing won't work but what will distract me from the epstein list is if Trump goes into the criterion closet.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Calling people who ride bicycles 'cyclists' is bi erasure.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

My new book goes on sale roughly 6 to 18 months after i start then finish writing it.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

That "Paper Airplanes" rapper was everywhere but now seems to be M.I.A.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

two thirds of acting is having a haunting face

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Hey, before this world war is over, let's not forget to sow the seeds of the next one.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

As a severely depressed astronaut, I for one am very excited to get to fly on this one day.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I think I'm gonna spend the second part of my life getting arrested a lot.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

There should be little rocks you can keep near the cpu in your computer that get hot and you can get them out and drop them in you coffee to warm it up so you don't have to get up and go to the microwave.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I'm gonna go with my gut and trust them.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

You shouldn't stab people, you don't know what kind of day they've had.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I'm gonna become a futurist. That's my first prediction.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Had to scrambled my eggs as butter entered pan airspace.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

i don't go with the flow I get carried away by the flow.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

when less is more nothing must be so much

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Checkmate is a move that's devastating to your chess friend but crucial to the wellbeing of your lonely friend.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I think it's the 21 year old drinking age that keeps America such a reasonable and stable country.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Ever since the freedom of speech people got in, social media is just full of coded messages like "someone needs to decorate the orange cake"

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The only thing that's remained stable for the last twenty years in this dang economy is guac is two dollars extra.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Since all cables come out the back of computers, the internet is an ass to ass based technology.

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The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Updated our EXTREMELY HANDY list of YouTube specials to include new uploads from Celia Pacquola, Garrett Millerick, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, Guy Montgomery, Marjolein Robertson, @martinurbano.bsky.social and @mrsamsee.bsky.social, how NICE... 📽️ noblefailure.org/specials

grid of faces of #ACMS veterans with at least the one special up on YouTube

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

giving up spell check for Lunt

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

People always complain about the power outages but never celebrate the power inages.

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Heavyweight @heavyweight.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home Pushkin Industries. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...

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‘Heavyweight,’ an Acclaimed Narrative Podcast, Returns

Pushkin Industries, the podcast company that will release the show, is betting that documentary-style audio programs can still win an audience.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

News seems to have a real cunt bias right now. We needs reports on what people who aren't cunts are doing.

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I swear to god it used to be the 'Mandala effect'.

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