iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me being lackadaisical: hey you guys aren't upset by how carefree I am right now right?

Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"And as we lower Adam into the ground I invite you all to grab a handful of these appropriately leveled treasures to throw onto the coffin."

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

getting out of a speeding ticket by impressing the officer with my knowledge when he asks me if I know how fast I was going

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Two doors, one of us tells the truth, the other only catty asides

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me at the old folks home: sponge bath square pants! Doctor on the other side of the two way mirror: He's a goner. Pull the plug.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

King: Home James, and don't spare the horses! Me, who was gonna whip the shit outta those horses anyway: Yes sir!

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Calls to violence are so intrusive. I prefer letters to violence.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

60s Batman Villian Voice: Nawhahaha Batman, it's me Doctor FucksaLot

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Me after blinding myself so I can be like my hero Daredevil: Wow all my other senses are so heightened! My tinnitus is so loud now!

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Me when I get to Westworld and my friends want to go have sex with a robot: "You guys know they have brothels in real life too right?"

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Philosophers: But if you have replaced every part of this ship with a new piece can you still call it the Ship of Theseus? Me, sitting next to them at the oar: Less talk. More Rowing.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just saw all those pictures of people trying to knock over that poor leaning tower of piza. Sick fucks. Disgusting behaviour

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just heard google maps trying to navigate a man sitting on a public toilet. Lady LEAVE HIM ALONE

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

'Stone to Flesh'? More like 'Normal Campaign to Body Horror'.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

It's me. When you're coming home late at night and you try to open the door faster because you feel like something is chasing you. That's me.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Just saw my doctor drinking a coke with sugar. Fucked up.

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

slaying the Met Gala by showing up in a giant wooden horse

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The true art in every gif is knowing that the subject is eternally destined to repeat their actions. Good or bad.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My entire life I have only wished to be Gomez Addams

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

"Man it's crazy we couldn't tell back in the day that the MythBusters hated each other" I say as a season one episode cuts right before Jamie punches Adam in the heart

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I made this. And I think I may have been the first person ever to connect these two things. And I'm really proud of that. This meme is the closest I'll ever get to being the first human to walk on the moon. And maybe this isn't actually funny but I think you should like and share it anyway.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Pov you're on a date with me: *silently I read my own tweets to myself only interrupting occasionally to say to myself "haha, good one"*

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

As a kid who used to watch CSI, I always thought Law and Order was the "serious one". Now that I've watched it i cant believe how wrong I was

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Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Many Melburnians have four colour-sensing cone cell types in their eyes (unlike most mammals' two or tree), giving them vision into the UV range, and (presumably) a much richer experience of colour. Melburnian fashion that appears dull blacks to us likely appear resplendent to other Melburnians.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Getting one of those floor mats with buttons to teach my cat to speak but all the buttons say 'I'm a stinky little baby'

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Me after being called out to my fifth "trolley problem" incident in two weeks: Who keeps DOING this???

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

“I asked chatgpt” well I asked the sage and mighty oracle and she said the only way to prevent the village crops from failing is to drag you around by the ankles, behind a horse-drawn chariot, for seven days and seven nights

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

They should make bigger seats in movie theatres especially for two children in a trenchcoat trying to get into r rated films

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My brain when I need to plan around a deadline:

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

If I could cast spells you fuckers would be so fucked

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

"imagine if we hadn't done it first!"

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Don't mind me, just reminiscing about the smell I associate with Windows 7

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Me in the Pokemon world: I try to eat an ice cream but it's the ice cream Pokemon. I try to take out the trash but it's the trash Pokemon. I try to call for help but the phone is Pokemon. I try to escape on a plane but all the planes are bird Pokemon. I try to scream but my voice is also a Pokemon.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Catch me being a nuisance in public while wearing merch for things I hate

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

A curse on both your houses? Brother if I had *one* house to curse it would be a blessing

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Pov: you work across from the guy at the CIA who signed up thinking he was gonna be Jason Bourne but instead he's been on "black out the president's name" duty for the last year

The dad for coraline looking tired at a computer 💻

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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/02/2026

even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"I'm from Sol-3" "Is that the-" "Yeah it's the Stink Planet"

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/02/2026

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now

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Adam Carnevale? @retroarchetype.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"

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