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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake theonion.com/tips-for-increasing-yo…

Toast white bread to convert it to brown, fiber-packed wheat bread.

Incorporate eating a can of beans into your shower routine.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When windows media player pops up at 1:20 and the song is only halfway through

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the most accurate and helpful information during this ordeal has come from paper printouts in arial font and random passengers conveying hearsay

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

not since Yves Smith moved to Thailand anyway

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

DAVE: Let me share a link to this folder, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. You don't have permission to share this item. Add the person you'd like to share with and we'll send a request to be approved first.

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Brian Romanchuk @brianromanchuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Move over Y2K, we got 10DG issues coming.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you dont wanna see me get Bad

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

he looks like when "dictator"/bison/vega loses in street fighter II

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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 24/08/2026

think of how your mysterious sorrowful maiden mutuals feel whenver you say ellipsis usage is 'for old people'

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

an open letter to "Global Tetrahedron" I know you didn't mean to close that job listing. I know it was an accident. I will simply apply for the social media job on the social media website thank you for your consideration

to representatives of the organization which calls itself "Global Tetrahedron",

you think that I am writing to express interest in the position of Social Media Lead at InfoWars. and you are correct. because you are intelligent. and insightful. a fellow seeker of Truth. you would not be in this position if you were not. that is why I believe that you can be trusted. which is why I tell you this: I come to you with ulterior motives. I come to you, because I have seen *The Punchline*, and I need you to see it too. but first, *The Setup*: you believe that you have taken over a radio show. perhaps a "media empire". but no. you have, perhaps unwittingly, taken on the mantle of a major arms dealer. a profiteer of The Gender War, which has increasingly been boiling over into the lives of even innocent Gender Civilians. maybe you've felt it. but a brief on the state of The Gender War is beyond the scope of this letter. I am here to sell myself as the correct Gender Warrior to lead this joke that you are telling to *The Punchline*. but first, *The Complication*: you are no doubt also shrewd in matters of business. and, seeing that you have, perhaps inadvertently, purchased a weapons factory, you now have the problem of turning that investment into an viable asset for The Tetrahedron. you have probably lost sleep over the question of how to make love pay the bills as well as hate used to. and I am here to provide the answer. I come to you not as a jaded Social Media Manager, here to "optimize engagement". you have engagement. instead, I come to you as a respected veteran of The Gender War, suggesting that the best way to make use of an enemy weapons factory, when there is A War For Your Mind/Junk going on, is to continue selling weapons. which brings us to *The Punchline*: Global Tetrahedron must also take over the supplement side of the InfoWars business, and use it to sell safe and affordable HRT. I am being entirely serious. and you know that's what makes it funny. imagine…

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 13/08/2026

Hey @bsky.support @support.bsky.team your AI is falsifying election results again

Trending box with first line as "Farage wins Clacton seat" for an election that's happening today

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

regarding UK. I'm not all thar far from the physical footprint of Hasbro, whose Wizards of the Coast's Magic the Gathering I used to play a lot and much more than I've ever played Warhammer, so I can fathom this being true, but still, wow.

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Tawni Monster Mash-all @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm always dumbfounded when people are like "a trans player could take away a scholarship and an opportunity for a cis girl to go to college" because, basing educational opportunity on how good someone is at a game seems like the bigger problem to me.

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I GOT SHOOTERS YOU COULD NEVER DREAM OF

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Joe Buck never said this shit

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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 25/07/2026

said phil collins

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 25/07/2026

be ready for 3pm edt next year!!!

Sunday, July 25, 2027 at 3PM
we all say "phil collins" out loud at the same time

pic in bg is of phil collins cupping his ear holding the mic towards the audience

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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I legitimately could not tell you if I chose to be trans or if I just was trans. the distinction is meaningless. the simple act of wanting to transition is the need to transition.

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

the "official bootleg" era - you've made it

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the Ashmont outbound which is basically a sad exit only area used to have a sign with I rubbed out that said PASSENGER ASS STANCE

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

not quoting the apparent post a little upthread from this, which horrifies.

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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/07/2026

Okay give me a billion dollars and the ability to set the editorial agenda of the world's leading publications

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/07/2026

im gonna figure out how to make an album or a website with songs or some shit and then itll be all over for evreyone including me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026

WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The Bait Ratio is when the quote tweets are a multiple of the follower count of the account that got everyone riled up

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-🤍 (comms open!) @minusantlers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

put those heart eyes and onomatopoeias away when im talking to you girl this is serious

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 10/06/2026

what do you know about "rent lowering posts" I Am The Rent Lowering Posts

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 03/06/2026

i got one word for ya bucko: HER

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Among the first US government cases of suffrage for non-human life. Delaware has been a preferred site of phylactery for these entities for some time. You could call them aliens voting if you prefer altho the history of the word "alien" in USA government is quite old, older than corporate personhood

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Magdalena *Maggie* Kazmierowski @magkaz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

One of best differences I’ve seen is Er*c Alp*rs engagement numbers, less that a handful of likes on any given post here, and hundreds to thousands per post on Threads.

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

i call it a love over gold half can Monster Rehab [lemon, the most common by far, yellow. the uncarbonated lemon tea monster energy drink] about equal part prosecco

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

one of my favorite things about visiting dc as a native is reacquainting myself with my favorite type of tourist: the Meltdown Dad

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No Sleep Til Denton @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Whenever my ex would have IBS issues, we’d crank up the volume on someone’s phone and play “This Girl is On Fire”

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

there's some kind of a six tokens joke here, six hundo tokens. is that sexxy tho i hear you ask,

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Now in this case, we can at least rely on Onstad's extensive, loving, careful use of alt text to reinforce his text-heavy original images, and

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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This was. Onstad said he was gonna start using AI a couple years ago.

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