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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes there is art in the deep jagged tilt of the bias. one example i found "Places you'll never visit: an island of incestuous snakes with flesh melting venom" from the mirror dot co dot uk
Read on for key text. A cropped cutoff view of extra article links for British publication The Mirror at mirror dot co dot uk shows top bar text Mirr or NEWS FOOTBALL CELEBS and has a preview panel of a lot of snakes in vegetation with key text "Places you'll never visit: an island of incestuous snakes with flesh melting venom". thanks for warning us about the island of incestuous snakes, british publication The Mirror.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hazel season bottoms by bounty top angel soft pop: i ate a molten tart sept 24 2026 ce
A photo taken inside near a short bit of wall at a doorway and a mirror shows a person standing eating a pop tart. it's a stuffed molten lava cake pop tart and the figure is holding the pop tarts box and a foil sleeve. She isn't wearing much clothing, looks like a bikini, glasses and brown leather boots, but over the top is the wrapper of an Angel Soft paper goods package. In front of her bottoms is a plastic wrap labelled Bounty, and there is a large paper towel roll still inside this plastic wrap indicating it used to be a pack of paper towels. She has shoulder length hair, frizzy and dark brown near black, but otherwise is showing mostly hairless, with the faint outline of some abs
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
V's final mercy or whatever felt like a deliberate callback to me fwiw. but here is pouncing shoreshark i guess he is on a beach and you could put a jace face on him if u want
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what about reading the alt text to this picture of Pouncing Shoreshark from 2020's Ikoria
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is the art from Ikoria's Pouncing Shoreshark
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
may i suggest the magic the gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark from 2020's set Ikoria, the moment at which the game announced it was jumping the shark. shark pictured here
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it's a forest i guess also here is where i am gonna atone for my lapse into mtg social media replying by posting the art for Ikoria's Pouncing Shoreshark (2020)
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
almost 6 years since they printed Pouncing Shoreshark, depicted here, to celebrate jumping the shark by printing cards of other cultural universes in sealed product
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
thanks, good shit. Here is a pouncing shoreshark
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
the antidote on a kinesiological level is posting my favorite art: the image for pouncing shoreshark from ikoria, seen here
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i am obligated by personal custom to reply to this with a picture of the art for Pouncing Shoreshark, which has little relevance to the discussion except for my contention that Magic has jumped the shark this whole decade and the WotC old heads wanted you to know about it.
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Pouncing Shoreshark from Ikoria is still available. [probably I haven't checked. picture with alt text related]
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
this is the art for Ikoria MtG card Pouncing Shoreshark, from 2020.
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
2nd flyer: White paper with capital letter black Sharpie marker has some orange crayon lightly-written words showing questions. I'll use "crayon" vs "marker" in the text here: "LIVE DIA 40 PACT SHEET & P.A.Q. [The PAQ stands for Plausibly Askable Questions.] [1/4?]
A hand holds up a piece of white paper with capital letters scrawled on it, mostly in black Sharpie marker, with some orange crayon lightly-written words showing questions. I'll use "crayon" and "marker" to tell them apart in the text here:
"LIVE DIA 40 PACT SHEET & P.A.Q. 
[The PAQ stands for Plausibly Askable Questions.]
THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE 'FACTS' BUT REPRESENTS MY PACT WITH YOU TO ATTEMPT TO IMPART INFORMATION FAITHFULY, ET CETERA, E.T.C.
[crayon:] Question: What. ...What? 
[marker] ...WELL.
[crayon:] "LIVE DIA 40."
[marker] ON, NOW I GUESS IT'S AUGUST 13, 2025 CE, DURING 'LIVE DIA 40', I WILL DELIVER A MUSIC FESTIVAL, OUTSIDE, TO ME. IT IS TO ME; BY ME; FOR ME; OF ME; ACCORDING TO ME -- WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THE MUSICAL MATERIAL IS ALL BY SOMEONE ELSE. I REPRODUCE IT AT MY PERIL, BUT ALL ERRORS OF REPRODUCTION ARE MY OWN. IF YOU LIKE THE MUSIC THANK SOMEONE ELSE; IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS OR THAT IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
[crayon:] WHOSE STRATEGY WAS THIS?
[marker:] THE JUNIOR STAFF PERSON (ME) WHO SHOULD HAVE FIRED MY INCOMPETENT STREET TEAM (ME) HAS ALSO BEEN RELIEVED BY THE SENIOR STAFF PERSON (ME) WHO IS RECEDING INTO A LONG LUNCH UNTIL THIS SNAFU BLOWS OVER. I KNOW A GOOD TRAVEL AGENT (ME). WE HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT.
[crayon:] WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?
[marker:] "DO IT AGAIN", ABOUT FORTY TIMES; SOME STUFF THEY PLAYED AT "LIVE AID" IN 1985 -- WITH WHICH WE ARE AND WERE NOT AFFILIATED, AND WHOSE PERMISSION WE HAVE NOT SOUGHT.
[crayon:] BUT WHAT ABOUT
[marker:] NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The 1st flyer text in black marker: "A MUSIC FESTIVAL COMING SOON 'DO IT AGAIN' [and in the biggest letters] LIVE DIA 40 ONE DAY ONLY: (FOR THE ANNIVERSARY) [Now some dates are crossed out:] July 13st 1985 CE 2024 JULY 31th 2025 [The actual date without being crossed out:] AUGUST 13, 2025 C.E.[1/2]
A hand holds up a piece of white paper with black capital letters scrawled on it in marker that show this text:
"A MUSIC FESTIVAL COMING SOON
'DO IT AGAIN'
[and in the biggest letters]
LIVE DIA 40

ONE DAY ONLY: (FOR THE ANNIVERSARY)
[Now some dates are crossed out:]
July 13st 1985 CE
2024
JULY 31th 2025 
[The actual date without being crossed out:]
AUGUST 13, 2025 C.E.
IN LAND CURRENTLY ADMINISTERED AS PART OF THE TOWN OF 'HADLEY', IN THE 'COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS', IN THE 'UNITED STATES OF AMERICA', NEAR 'M.A. ROUTE 9".

B.Y.O.B. THERE'S A COOLER.
*NOT A PARTICULAR INDUCEMENT TO OPERATE IN BREACH OF LAW...
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When I first held these flyers, I knew where to go: to Bluesky to write image descriptions. Replies will contain, in sequence each flyer & the text needed to address issues with character limits. I see everything fits in the first skeet here but I'll also make replies with flyer text as skeet text
A hand holds up a piece of white paper with black capital letters scrawled on it in marker that show this text:
"A MUSIC FESTIVAL COMING SOON
'DO IT AGAIN'
[and in the biggest letters]
LIVE DIA 40

ONE DAY ONLY: (FOR THE ANNIVERSARY)
[Now some dates are crossed out:]
July 13st 1985 CE
2024
JULY 31th 2025 
[The actual date without being crossed out:]
AUGUST 13, 2025 C.E.
IN LAND CURRENTLY ADMINISTERED AS PART OF THE TOWN OF 'HADLEY', IN THE 'COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS', IN THE 'UNITED STATES OF AMERICA', NEAR 'M.A. ROUTE 9".

B.Y.O.B. THERE'S A COOLER.
*NOT A PARTICULAR INDUCEMENT TO OPERATE IN BREACH OF LAW...A hand holds up a piece of white paper with capital letters scrawled on it, mostly in black Sharpie marker, with some orange crayon lightly-written words showing questions. I'll use "crayon" and "marker" to tell them apart in the text here:
"LIVE DIA 40 PACT SHEET & P.A.Q. 
[The PAQ stands for Plausibly Askable Questions.]
THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE 'FACTS' BUT REPRESENTS MY PACT WITH YOU TO ATTEMPT TO IMPART INFORMATION FAITHFULY, ET CETERA, E.T.C.
[crayon:] Question: What. ...What? 
[marker] ...WELL.
[crayon:] "LIVE DIA 40."
[marker] ON, NOW I GUESS IT'S AUGUST 13, 2025 CE, DURING 'LIVE DIA 40', I WILL DELIVER A MUSIC FESTIVAL, OUTSIDE, TO ME. IT IS TO ME; BY ME; FOR ME; OF ME; ACCORDING TO ME -- WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THE MUSICAL MATERIAL IS ALL BY SOMEONE ELSE. I REPRODUCE IT AT MY PERIL, BUT ALL ERRORS OF REPRODUCTION ARE MY OWN. IF YOU LIKE THE MUSIC THANK SOMEONE ELSE; IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS OR THAT IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
[crayon:] WHOSE STRATEGY WAS THIS?
[marker:] THE JUNIOR STAFF PERSON (ME) WHO SHOULD HAVE FIRED MY INCOMPETENT STREET TEAM (ME) HAS ALSO BEEN RELIEVED BY THE SENIOR STAFF PERSON (ME) WHO IS RECEDING INTO A LONG LUNCH UNTIL THIS SNAFU BLOWS OVER. I KNOW A GOOD TRAVEL AGENT (ME). WE HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT.
[crayon:] WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?
[marker:] "DO IT AGAIN", ABOUT FORTY TIMES; SOME STUFF THEY PLAYED AT "LIVE AID" IN 1985 -- WITH WHICH WE ARE AND WERE NOT AFFILIATED, AND WHOSE PERMISSION WE HAVE NOT SOUGHT.
[crayon:] BUT WHAT ABOUT
[marker:] NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
wait, two years, my bad. here is a second Pouncing Shoreshark
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
a year after Pouncing Shoreshark, pictured in this skeet
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is a picture of the MtG card Pouncing Shoreshark from the Ikoria set (2020 ce)
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
is this good? no i only engage with magic these days by posting pouncing shoreshark (pictured)
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is the art of the Ikoria card Pouncing Shoreshark.
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
they put multiple references to flying and jumping sharks in the first product after 23 years that did this. here is the art for "Pouncing Shoreshark"
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I am supposed to put the art for Ikoria card Pouncing Shoreshark here
This is the art for the Magic the Gathering card Pouncing Shoreshark. The painting shows a shoreline scene with magically powerful rocks and a blue sky as a shark-like beast jumps out of the water onto the beach. The beast has a humanoid frame, two powerful forearms with paws and sharp talons, and a neckless head and mouth of a shark, baring its teeth as the shark jumps onto the shore.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I will probably not explain it adequately but it’s kind of a moving chair and kind of a walker. They’re less well known than some other devices. Here are examples with my alt text. I happened to choose two pictures of slightly different but typical looking models, shown with seats folded down
A rollator walker in a product photo, with icon at bottom left showing this was cropped from google image search. This is a blue and black walker shown with four plastic wheels down to allow users to sit on a central seat. Two wheels descend from pegs mounted horizontally from the bottom of the front crossbar in this model. Not shown is an alternate vertical storage position.A rollator walker in a product photo, with icon at bottom left showing this was cropped from google image search. This is a red and black walker shown with four plastic wheels down to allow users to sit on a central seat. All wheels descend from four bars that meet in the middle to help with folding. This model has an extra crossbar below the seat in comparison to the other one linked in this post. Not shown is an alternate vertical storage folded position.
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
I am Maris.
An image at top with nearly full black darkness, showing only two glowing white eyes. Then text: “ Your Result:
maris

so powerful you don't even show up in the show. this is because your energy is impeccable and your aura is so strong it blocks your physical form from anybody you don’t want seeing you. your gender is so powerful it transes everyone elses. please use your gifts responsibly and be fair and just to yourself as you bestow kindness upon others.”
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hadm.bsky.social @hadm.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
23/12/25 Hazel calls “DIBS” on “TUCKING IN THE TWENTIES”
[Image: A picture from above shows a wood surface with objects arranged on it to spell out text. There is a blue tint to the image and a person holds up an arm and part of two fingers in peace. Some text is easier to read than other text, but together it reads: "hazel calls 'DIBS' on 'TUCKING IN THE TWENTIES'".][Image: A picture from above shows a wood surface with objects arranged on it to spell out text. It's a little clearer than in other cases that the objects are slices of colorful peppers. Some text is easier to read than other text, but together it reads: "hazel calls 'DIBS' on 'TUCKING IN THE TWENTIES'". The text is arranged in the shape of a numeral 2, with a curve at the top, a bending diagonal stem, and a flat piece at the bottom, the word "TWENTIES".]
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