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Local Idiot Jared

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Jeff @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean this with as little respect as possible. Fuck the Phillies.
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lifelong brewers fan @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GAME WON.
A large hand is going to press a blue button that says “never a doubt“Braves closer Raisel Iglesias points to the sky after a save, and the caption reads “if you see this, it’s too late.”
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 09/08/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

protect trans kids
or walk into the sea.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
MLB owners of losing teams getting ready to point to the Dodgers for why they need a salary cap
Harkonnen crew laughing
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/07/2026
I hate this entire administration with a passion.
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Frank Beamer celebrating 0-0 meme wearing a hat with the Argentina flag on it with the scoreboard showing the Argentina and Spain flags next to 0-0
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
Ted Cruz remains undefeated at connecting himself to sports Ls. The man cannot not miss
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 04/07/2026
the sun got hands
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court and long live our trans friends and family
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MrSquid @mrsquid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My honest belief is that the dissenters should just be fully disbarred. You cannot sincerely believe the 14th Amendment does not contain birthright citizenship. To hold this is to be either so dishonest or so incapable of analysis that you cannot practice law.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rep. Tom Kean (R-N.J.) voted to give tax breaks to billionaires and pay for it through cuts to Medicaid -- cutting people's healthcare, increasing cost of medications including those that treat mental health issues, and closing hospitals.
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Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights continue to be human rights, and anyone who has an issue with that is welcome to fight me.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 23/06/2026
Hear me out: what if men’s hockey teams stopped hiring coaches and players who were abusers and rapists?
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Your 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 24/05/2026
when the existential dread hits
Liminal photo of person in Dairy Queen cone costume standing alone in parking lot, circa 1990
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H. José Bosch 🇵🇷 @hjbosch21.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People are getting too comfortable being this racist in public.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The only thing people hate more than AI are the sociopaths shoving it down our throats.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 08/04/2026
MY manager
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Republican Jesus didn’t get the job done
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/03/2026
vibe check
a sinking boat 3/4ths underwater, the name painted on the bow is
NO WORRIES
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abby (spooky) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
STILL TRUE
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/02/2026
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 24/01/2026
I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
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Charlie Kauffman @charliekauffman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
All of them. At every level. Logistics, admin, the lowliest, most distant pencil-pushers. All of them. Every single one. Even if it takes decades to find them all and the last ones are old and remorseful when they get caught. All of them.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
love to describe the world that we live in as "if tom clancy had a day drinking older brother"
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
fuck
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Cody @silentfat2.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 07/12/2025
I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama
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Will Li @williamlidc.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
if someone wants to drop an exegesis of Genesis 2:18 to defend bullying of people who don’t conform to gender norms, they should probably make an effort to do that. This student didn’t do anything of the sort. She didn’t even use the right terminology, let alone cite anything.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 10/11/2025
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/11/2025
Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus
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jocelyn @djos.eurosky.social · 21/06/2025
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Local Idiot Jared @gymleaderjared.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Carolina Forward @carolinaforward.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
One of the key arguments made by supporters of private school vouchers in North Carolina has been that they are intended to help students "trapped" in public schools go to private ones instead. But new data released by the NC Dept. of Public Instruction shows that isn't what actually happened.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Fucking guy sucks.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
[Alison Mastrangelo] Third at bat for Ronald Acuna Jr. and he goes yard. His first home run tonight. Just look at his smile!
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Emily St. John Mandel @emilymandel.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” 
Subheader:
“In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 10/03/2025
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
how did they go from “he’ll create more jobs!!! so good for the economy!!!” to “lol who cares if all these national park workers got laid off lol lmao”
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Planes keep crashing and I want to be clear here: it is Donald Trumps fault. He is the plane crash president.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
the people who need to reckon with this are the people still upset about it years later. it’s a you problem. go to therapy and work it out
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
the We Should Be Allowed To Kill You Acts of 2025
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nearly a decade ago
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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Local Idiot Jared @gymleaderjared.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@andrewpanton.bsky.social seems like a regulation podcast kind of bat
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