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the gutless wonder

@gutlesswonder.bsky.social
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Star Wars bullshit with a ton of #reylo // extremely NSFW 🔞🔞🔞 she/her, i am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this ⚡️ #reyloart • #reylofic

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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My two Latino space dads
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...I spent way too much time on this and I have zero regrets. #reylo 📚🐁🦋💕
mockup of a newspaper front page: THE REYLO TIMES. special issue, September 2026. the main headline is THE RATS ARE WINNING, accompanied by an image of a white rat with pink hearts sketched below it. the other front page text includes: The Love Hypothesis, Olympus U: projects in Hollywood and 'audio fantasy' overrun. Ali Hazelwood announces Love Hypothesis sequel: The Two-Body Problem. Movie already in development.
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peoples’ understanding of art as an output and a pursuit is so fucking poor and it’s exhausting sometimes
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me when a random astrophysicist doesn’t like the Reylo output
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s also just so dumb (in addition to insensitive) to relate TLH to real sexual assault in academic institutions because I *guarantee* the rapists and the rape apologists are not and would not touch that kind of rom-com with a 10 foot pole; it is not any sort of factor in rape culture
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love being a reylo
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Que? No Fargo???
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m glad he’s like an actually pretty close age to me because I will always thirst over him as we obviously age
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 1000/10 Second chance: 8/10 Fake dating: 5/10 Friends to lovers: 10/10 Age gap: 6/10 Found family: 5/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 2/10 sorryyy Pregnancy: 0/10 Slow burn: 100000/10 Love triangle: 9/10
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the start of a little microfic/vibes-only oneshot based on this delightful art! I’ve been sitting on this for a while but finally unlocked the likely endpoint—coming soon to an archive near you? #reyloww (thank you to @naanei.bsky.social & @pascalities.bsky.social for the inspo & permission! 💕🦋)
Men, Rey decided, were more trouble than they were worth. 

Except—

No. There was no except. Ben was loud—heavy footfalls on the old floors of her cottage, the deep rumble of his voice carrying too far through the forest and startling deer. He was large—too tall and broad to wear any of her clothes, so she had to sacrifice a sheet to fashion a sort of toga for him. He stared—at each ingredient she put in her cauldron, at the nest of baby chickadees outside the kitchen window, at her familiar, at her. 

But she couldn’t let him die alone and cold and injured in the woods, any more than she’d abandon a wounded sparrow. 

Ben needed a lot more food than a sparrow, though. And attention—if she was out foraging all afternoon, he complained that he hadn’t know when to expect her back. If she was working a delicate spell, he interrupted with questions. Rey bit her tongue at the rudeness of a city boy unaccustomed to old magic.

No, not a boy. A man. A large, intense, needy, irritating man.

Traipsing around half-naked, once he could walk again with the crutch she’d made for him by coaxing an obliging tree branch into the proper shape. Complaining about being half-naked despite the early summer weather, as if it was her fault that he was so—so big, as if it wasn’t more of an imposition to her to have so much of his bare skin on display all the time. All those scattered scars and beauty marks like a fortune she refused to read. Broad shoulders, thighs thick and strong despite the fortnight he’d spent abed.

In her bed, while she slept on a pallet before the hearth, because Rey wasn’t about to put him there and trip over him every time she needed to stir up the coals or put the kettle on.

She was getting awfully tired of that pallet. There was soot on her hair because her braid kept flopping out of the blankets onto the hearthstones. At least it wasn’t singed, she thought sourly. That would be one indignity too many.
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NIC ALIVE AND WELL @honeyskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the only character in star wars who can be reduced to their love interest is Han Solo
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Smith at the Oscars saying keep my mayor's name out your fucking mouth
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need like 30 more Reylo fics to movies
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do I watch the love hypothesis without paying bezos
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🔜 NYCC - Drs. Smite & Evil, Inc. 🧬🦋🧪 @porgs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I would simply wither and die if werner herzog eviscerated me like this
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☁️ sal ☁️ @buriedbloom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
rey in lili reinhart's blue butterfly dress for the love hypothesis press, because ofcourse she is 🦋✨
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JunkyardJedi @junkyardjedi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reyloing through the DragonCon badge liiiine. @gutlesswonder.bsky.social
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the reylo fandom, 2015–present
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Maia @meetingyourmaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Rey and Rose. One of my fave art works.
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went to a coffee shop to write yesterday because I wanted the walk, and it was depressing to see how literally everyone was using ChatGPT. One guy was using it and switching back and forth to his essay about “the impact of receiving a fulbright scholarship”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wait...mestizo truthers innocent?? lol
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
my copy of legacy is forever in limbo because it was meant to be delivered on the day of our block party….but usps insisted they couldn’t “get access to delivery location” 🫠 guess I’m never getting it lol
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LinearA @linearao3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Someone on Tumblr said that Kylo Ren’s idea of a plan is a post-it note that says “DO SOMETHING” and… yeah.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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🔜 NYCC - Drs. Smite & Evil, Inc. 🧬🦋🧪 @porgs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
lrp: the fictional age gap can only hurt you if one half of the couple is cruelly killed off by souless c-suite executives and nincompoop writers
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the fictional age gap couple isn't real, the fictional age gap can't hurt you
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
funny, I have a very specific wish involving people like Sam Altman that will most certainly benefit humanity
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scavengers refuge coded
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
reylos: how can I get legacy shipped online without the aid of a giant company like Amazon/Target etc.? Usually when I order books I do it from my local fancy indie shop but for this, I’m…too…embarrassed…
Tweet that reads: 
no i am not a fan of star wars. I am a victim.
5:28 PM • 11/19/21
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cisgendered women who didn’t see that threat coming from 600 miles away clearly never been misgendered in a bathroom before ig
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 28/07/2026
Aggressive reminder that paying for ANYTHING related to Harry Potter actively puts money in this wretch's pockets.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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🔜 NYCC - Drs. Smite & Evil, Inc. 🧬🦋🧪 @porgs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
OH MY GOD
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’ve been saying they need to take the money from those white producer guys and give it to the 2958287592 Asian animators trying to make tv shows
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
George & Bertha Russell and a coachful of their palpable chemistry on The Gilded Age.
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

• Too many beds

• Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

• Really nice guy who hates only you

• Academic rivals except it's two teachers who compete to have the best class

• Divorce of convenience

• Too much communication

• True hate's kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

• Dating your enemy's sibling

• Lovers to enemies

• Hate at first sight

• Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

• Fake amnesia

• Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

• Strangers to enemies

• Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren't actually dating

• Too hot to cuddle

• Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

• Nursing home au
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That Last Jedi Fan Remake poster from back in the day
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wanna know who’s on that list….its like locked behind a subscription thing i think
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the gutless wonder @gutlesswonder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of my fave IG artists noted her oc’s age gap and people are immediately annoying about it of course
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LinearA @linearao3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also, though this isn’t the main reason he can’t do it, it highlights one of NYC politics’ truths-that-cannot-be-spoken (the police are a gang who do not feel themselves answerable to the mayor or any part of the civil government).
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Itssteffnow * comms closed @itssteffnow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Take control, surrender my mind I keep coming back for more #Kylux 💜
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
you can’t expect an alpha male to read the washing instructions
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Spain wins tomorrow the Argentinians have to stop using vos and if Argentina wins the Spaniards have to stop using vosotros.
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