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@gunks.bsky.social
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Ask me about my Hyper-Fixations. I am the wizard what did it. I yell at computers for money.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taurus: Don't worry about that nightmare you had last night. It was just a premonition.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Murderbot, you need to get your act together.
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh good, the Pumpkin Spice Apple Chips that @justicar.xyz made have arrived That's dinner sorted at least
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like shit But my hair looks great and my beard is extra bushy today
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I swan-to-john, everyone's code but mine is insane and bad
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh right! I was finally discharged from Physical Therapy for my left shoulder! ...Waiting for the year-end insurance reset to start on my left knee/hip >_>
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why yes I *did* manage to troubleshoot and fix an automated server deployment issue despite not being able to access the servers or logs due to a separate permissions issue Some days I am Good At Computer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Las, Lasagna, Lasaganaga
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't realize I was *that* bad at TV I've only seen episodes of 5 of these and only 3 of them have I watched a whole season of.... maybe 1 or 2 more that I might watch someday
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Made plans to take my dad out sailing for his birthday, sure hope these weather prediction apps are worth the subscription fees... *4 days later* Goddamnit
Weather map of a Nor'easter deciding to just stop and wobble in place to fuck up my weekend
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
huh... Bull Shit is Lies Horse Shit is Unfair Dog Shit is Poor Quality Bat Shit is Crazy
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Brittney 👑🍑 @peachia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your time has come, my son @rardk64.com
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey 2026, can you please fuck all the way off?
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
秋のファッションです。がんぼるぞい! translation: This is autumn fashion. Photo from September 2020
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So... beautiful... No words.... They should have sent a poet
Weather forecast 
High 61°F
Feels like 52°F
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure if my phone is going senile because Google sucks at everything now or because I am well past my previous time record for replacement... Having to reboot every 2-3 days because random apps start misbehaving
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alan and Robo getting sorta clowned upon by the Not Yonkers Devil in today's page! www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/1...
The first three panels of today's page of ATOMIC ROBO AND THE NEO GENETIC EVOLUTION!

PANEL 1:
The Monster leaps out of frame! It's coming right at our heroes in the foreground.

ROBO:
Watch out!

PANEL 2:
The Monster slams a fist right on Robo's head — luckily, our metal man of mettle has fought monsters before and has barely blocked the blow.

SFX (impact):
BOOOM

Panel 3:
Close on Robo's boots grinding into the ground as he's forced back from the force of the impact.

SFX (small, foot):
fshh
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you are a realtor cold calling me about my house, consider just dying instead!
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, so just another Tuesday then
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
goddammit, sherman
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Slow Internet
Alt: I Cast Extremely Slow Internet
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love to speedrun learning a whole major project that was run by a guy who gave two weeks notice, then took a week vacation...
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
. . . fine then ``` $ terraform taint module.jenkins && terraform apply -auto-approve
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yesssss, soon I will be able to set the thermostat to 60°F at night
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brown rice that i started in the zojirushi before work Carnitas i made a month ago and froze in batches Can of black beans Cheese Sour cream The biggest effort was washing some romaine lettuce
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Struggle Meal~
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where is my Steam Frame email?!
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