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Ask me about my Hyper-Fixations. I am the wizard what did it. I yell at computers for money.

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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 1h
I wish I could WFH enough to have an office. I have to deal with these goblins the whole time
Franky the dog must be nearby
My laptop is on my lap and Fionna the cat is attempting to sit on the keyboardLucy the dog is judging my poor choice of being home and not paying her my undivided attention
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 3h
Double-barreling COVID/Flu vax Let's fucking goooooooo
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 7h
DS2 Seamless Co-op mod is in public Alpha now
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 18h
That's a fucking Uno Reverse if ever I've seen one "Actually... Yeah, fuck this bit. Let's do your thing instead"
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think it came on the Totally Legitimate Office '95 disc I had once. I clicked on it back then and everything was weird and that's all I can tell you
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jail Jail for all of you
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 15/10/2026
Are LLMs Conscious ? We Kicked A Desktop PC Until It Started Crying To Find Out
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jake, defending their scandalous beach-attire
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You ever mess with a self-hosted pw manager rar? I'm getting tired of mgmt forgetting to renew our business sub...
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
XP
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have a positively Mad Science tier idea for running a persistent West Marches style campaign across multiple game conventions, but I'll never have the time or energy to actually build it...
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I heard that Ian once did computers so good that it escaped its enclosure! To this day children and infants are warned to watch the skies for rogue computers
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ugh, nightmare that I was back in school and dealing with arbitrary professor horse shit
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Discord! - We have 47 different 'settings' menu contexts each with a different access technique! - We added Gamer RGB lighting to the most important menus to flavor-blast your eyes. - Ads in the settings menus! - We decided that AWS IAM permissions were too straight-forward and easy to comprehend
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me, age 7, building my first PC in the early 90's: "Haha, this is neat! I should do computers when I grow up!" Me, age 41: "I want nothing in the world so much as to fist-fight the computers."
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lb2m, PR rejected
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Goddamnit, I missed the Steam Machine email again
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WHY THO?!
My car says that it is 97°F outside in mid-fucking-October
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Golly, I'm so past ready to retire in.... What the fuck do you mean '25 more years'?!
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can't go to work today, she has my arm pinned
Lucy the dog is fully snuggled into some blankets with only her snoot peeking out
My arm is trapped behind her head
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm tired of metaphorically fighting computers every day... *starts wrapping my knuckles as DooM music begins to play*
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Logging on
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My desktop motherboard has just decided to stop acknowledging the M.2 drive my OS is running from is connected to the motherboard TWICE tonight. Not sure why if it's Bazzite or something in hardware
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 13/10/2026
cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth
FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo
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Relena Witchcraft | CEO of Roux Louka @relenawarcraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Time for a new poster! WHO WANTS SKRUNKLY BAD ROBOS?! I know YOU do, yes YOU!!! For just $5 you can have some delightful garbage that's better than anything designed by some shitty computer "large language model" could ever slap together, but still not very great at the end of the day.
Do you dig giant robots? Of course you do, you're looking at this post! If you like them as much as you hate having $5 Americanski Dollarz, you can pay me to draw some terrible ones for you! Just send that to my Pay Pal at charaznable90 AT hotmail DOT com or you can Venmeaux me at relena-warcraft and you can enjoy "quality" """art""" like these!
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was reading it more 90's hiphop even before seeing your text
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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It was in the laundry room I haven't interacted with any laundry yet today...
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ugh, just lost my breakfast Not in the metaphorical way Somewhere in the house is an unfinished yogurt bowl and I cannot find it
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 27/09/2026
Surely someone wants to help sick kids, get some of my incredible apple chips, and five chances to win a game console or other amazing prize? bit.ly/CGELGW26 Choose the incentive on the right, donate, and I'll send you some awesome apple chips!
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*eyes his empty bags of apple chips* >_>
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) on twitter:
[Photograph of a hand holding a light grey silicone wristband. Debossed text on the band reads "WARNING: I GLOMP FOR POCKY".]

all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) quotes:
"RT to kill an older millenial instantly"
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What are you doing?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LMAO sic semper scalpers. Imagine threatening to sue the creators of Pokemon because their adequate supplying has rendered your price-gouging ineffective.
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oof, my 40's are acting up today Blew my nose too hard and triggered a migraine -_-
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jail
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I respond to a lot more survey requests in the GenAI era at least. "I hope that whoever thinks they worked hard on this project sees this survey and I hope that it hurts their feelings"
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again warping spacetime with the willpower required to not respond to an HR email with a hearty "Oh fuck off"
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Anaheim Ducks’ incredible organist Lindsay Imber played a rendition of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis from Evangelion during the Ducks’ home opener vs. the Florida Panthers www.instagram.com/reel/DeH0AXO...
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am staring into the middle distance harder than anyone ever has
BY THE EARLY 2020S THERE WAS A PLACE LIKE THIS IN EVERY MAJORcity in the United StatesJust people, without jobs or places to liveWelcome to the 21st century, Doctor.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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gunks @gunks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got called in for jury selection and then selected for a jury in Alexandria... My toll road fees for this morning ONE-WAY added up to $96
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