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Eric 🏳️‍🌈

@grumpylinguist.bsky.social
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35. Basically just a goblin. Austin, TX but often in Australia. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 7m
"The Witches" "Pinocchio" (1940) specifically the whale and Pleasure Island "James and the Giant Peach" still makes me uncomfortable "The Brave Little Toaster" "Pagemaster" when the ceiling melts No idea which of these I saw first
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 36m
I’m coming for you, you fuckass bitch
A screenshot from my Flighty app

My Flights
2 DAYS Tue, 6 Oct
GZ 619
Aitutaki to Rarotonga
↗️ AIT 16:40 ↘️ RAR 17:30

6 DAYS Sat, 10 Oct
AS 896
Rarotonga to Honolulu
↗️ RAR 12:05 ↘️ HNL 18:10
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 43m
Episode of Dexter’s Lab when he gets bitten by the clown
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 44m
Tea
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Intercourse, PA.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think about this all the time but nobody else seems to remember it. I remember a whole bunch of people finding out what "Dillo Dirt" is after playing around in it.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesterday at breakfast the hotel restaurant had the Twin Peaks theme playing on the sound system and the funniest part is that eating a breakfast sandwich while overlooking Lake Wakatipu in the fog with the Twin Peaks theme playing is not even in my Top 5 Lynchian Nightmare Meals says a lot about me
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like I know this is real "Kim there's people that are dying" level complaint but I expect to get like, 50% miles at least from paying extra for a flexible fare!
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And ultimately I'm only with Air Canada because they're one of the few Star Alliance airlines that offer lifetime status, South African axed most of their long-haul routes making accrual impossible, and I'm boycotting United because of a safety failure on a flight they lied to the FAA about
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've only had like, JetStar shittiest basic fare ineligible for mileage accrual with Qantas in Oneworld and Air France/KLM for Skyteam has never denied me accrual.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Alliance is absolutely the shittiest of all the big three. 7 flights with Air New Zealand and only one is eligible to earn points with Air Canada. The intra-pacific fares that include a meal apparently render it ineligible for accrual. Go fuck yourself.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 01/10/2026
There’s this weird phenomena that, best I can tell, is only on Bluesky, but is people certain that “no one told Harris and Walz to stop saying ‘weird’, that’s a myth.” It’s not, and there’s named sources in CNN articles about, from August 2024.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't be arsed to look into it but does anybody know the backstory behind the frequent flyer on @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social who's the adult baby putting herself in an AI RCMP officer's lap?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen a whole bunch of dumbasses claim that no plane with Israelis on it is a civilian plane due to conscription but thankfully they’re just Poasters and don’t have any say over anything other than if they’re having nuggies or tendies for dinner, but come on.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually think it’s bad to try to crash a civilian plane, no matter how many Israelis are on it.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An electrician dumped me on Christmas Eve
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder how many references to the western Massachussets COVID-conscious lesbian bar have shown up in the @horsedisc.bsky.social suggestion box since the story dropped
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cunty skeletons in manga have ruined us.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we normalize blow?
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
I saw this and now you have to too
Charlie Kirk in a hijab inspired secular accessorization
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before corndad was outed as a sex pest he tried to cancel dril: "ACAB includes wint. (dril)"
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sweet Bee coining the term "Bluesky Elders" in a rage and immediately mass-blocking everybody using it in jest.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was this one guy, who I think was outed as a sex pest, who went on a rant calling someone antisemeitc for calling him a rugrat. Folks, Chuckie Finster, a main Rugrat, was his PFP.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Driving into pedestrians is the weaponization of isekai
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banning cock and ball torture because of water scarcity is literally classism
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if I told you that's not a hijab, it's a "hijab-inspired secular head covering"
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh… oh no
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was out touching grass, what’s this about the Massachusetts lesbian bar?
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If this happens I’ll show hole
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 19/09/2026
When you crunch the numbers, the way the media frames the debate on immigration is simply un-Australian. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/14/i...
crikey.com.au
One of legacy media’s big problems? How it frames migration is, statistically, un-Australian
The second episode of the ABC's National Forum will look at "Australia's migration challenge". It's proof, yet again, that the media is asking the wrong questions.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now for the weirdest-timed flight of my life. I depart at 08:25 and arrive at 12:50 the day before I depart.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update: got 3h57 of sleep. However the macaroni & cheese served for dinner on my inbound to Auckland fermented into the nastiest fart I’ve let out since before the pandemic.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cover your drinks!
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok if I play this right I can get 4.5 hours of sleep until my next flight
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Brian @bside.foo · 18/09/2026
I got this last year. I told them to fix it.. And that I was confiscating it
Name tag/plate that says B R A IN  G O N Z A L E Z
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More people have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's opening act than pulled out of Aella
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don’t get to “she doesn’t owe you anything” a politician, especially one making overtures towards Chris Brown.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: AREA FROM DOOR 4R TO AFT GALLEY NEEDS DEEP CLEAN DUE TO MANY VOMITS Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Boeing 787-9 A: #a701b7b95ff F: #f6e3fc7aae1
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diamond dash
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they don't want a dime and dash or no tip
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Liz🍒✨ • Creator
One it's a diamond dash if you're going to try and be offensive do it correctly and you're not
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IBS warriors would rather be on one than go to therapy
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a pretty perfect case study in the harm that can be done by online misinformation for profit paired with a right-wing ecosystem willing to boost it because it suits their political beliefs
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