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35. Basically just a goblin. Austin, TX but often in Australia. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m coming for you, you fuckass bitch
A screenshot from my Flighty app

My Flights
2 DAYS Tue, 6 Oct
GZ 619
Aitutaki to Rarotonga
↗️ AIT 16:40 ↘️ RAR 17:30

6 DAYS Sat, 10 Oct
AS 896
Rarotonga to Honolulu
↗️ RAR 12:05 ↘️ HNL 18:10
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diamond dash
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they don't want a dime and dash or no tip
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One it's a diamond dash if you're going to try and be offensive do it correctly and you're not
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Still at it! I’m in Savusavu, in Fiji. I was supposed to fly from here to Nadi to catch a morning flight to Funafuti tomorrow but they cancelled all flights out of Savusavu due to maintenance so I’m being routes through Suva and staying the night in a converted copra shed. Here’s my remaining route
A map of the South Pacific Ocean showing a route from LBS-FUN-NAN-VAV and then a gap because Lulutai flights aren’t available on the API, then TBU-AKL-IUE-AKL-WLG-ZQN-CHC-RAR-AIT-RAR-HNL-KOA-HNL
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Editor: “You get those photos of for the New Caledonia South Province tourism office?” Photographer: “Sure did, boss. One of the models has a big swinging hog, just like you asked.” Editor: “What?”
A photo of the ad in the Aircalin inflight magazine showing two ment walking towards the sea with pine trees towering behind them. The man on the tuight is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. The one on the left is shirtless and muscular and wearing a form-fitting swimsuit. Even from this distance you can see the outline of his hog. The text reads l
“PRÉPARER SON SÉJOUR
PLAN YOUR STAY
Rendez-vous sur sudtourisme.nc
Visit sudtourisme.nc”A close-up photo of the ad showing the model’s swimsuit clinging to his, frankly, enormous penis.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The flags better be at half-mast nationwide for Dolly
A WikiHow illustration of a man holding a knife in a way that suggests violence
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TikTok is good sometimes
A photo of handsome New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani with “OTTER SPOTTED” in huge bold letters and then in a significantly smaller font:
IN THE BRONX RIVER FOR FIRST TIME IN OVER A CENTURY

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hello other gay people who misunderstood the beginning of this post
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The cenobite named “Butterball” that looks like Steven Cheung in sunglasses. They’re both bald, slimy, twelve-chinned freaks
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
Heather Gay from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in a draped yellow dress on a beach in BermudaMeredith Marks from RHOSLC with her outfit and hair being blown by the wind
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh hell yeah I scrolled long enough TikTok didn’t know what to do with me
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STEM Community Local Following For You

Have you ever been in the hood and seen an old head move their jaw a lot. That's not normal behavior. If your drawing energy from your jaw to do task you been a slave for a long as time.
How do they use a jaw to create electricity, the layers of signal create vibration which is electric at certain frequencies. We can microwave electricity from space back to earth same with the teeth

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a nice swim today
A whale shark with at least a dozen remoras hanging out with him
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think about this a lot
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Coordinates: 12.4°S 128.9°E

Hector is a cumulonimbus thundercloud cluster that forms regularly nearly every afternoon on the Tiwi Islands in the Northern Territory of Australia, from approximately September to March each year.[1][2][3] Hector, or sometimes Hector the Convector,

[A photograph of Hector from Darwin looking towards the Tiwi Islands]
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's cool how Google kept this "review" up after reporting it. Love how many accounts writing obvious AI slop reviews at places they've clearly never been are flooding out reviews by actual people.
scenic beauty. Located in [Note: Please specify the region or country for accuracy], this vantage point provides an unrivaled perspective of the surrounding landscape. The journey to the summit, whether by[...]
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m glad I got it, I don’t always get earthquake alerts when I’m in Japan so it’s good to know I’ll get AusAlerts
Critical AusAlert now
TEST MESSAGE - AUSALERT
This is a TEST of AusAlert, Australia's new emergency warning system.
NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
In an actual emergency, follow the instructions in the alert to keep yourself and others safe.
Visit the AusAlert website for more information.
This message is authorised by the Australian
Government.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I cannot emphasise enough this is in response to people calling the Alegria aesthetic for Facebook "Corporate Memphis" as a joke and the joke name sticking.
Erisie @er1si3.bsky.social · 12h
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How many times have we all heard "dude chill it's just a joke" to justify the worst fucking shit you've heard in your life?

Imagine that happening at a cultural scale

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This was worth the 3 hour drive out to South Gippsland though
Agnes Falls on a long exposure seen through the gumtrees in late afternoon light
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Being this kind of K-Pop fan in 2026 should be grounds for involuntary commitment.
SmoothieJi @showkindnessbts.bsky.social • 20m

Wait, so this @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social has no problem insulting people for liking an Asian group, but has problems when people call out Donald Trump to the point that they block them?

Shady.

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catsandmittens @yoongismittens.bsk... • 17m
And she calls herself a teacher.
What does she teach? Xenophobia or Trumpism? 🤣

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where are my bird guys at?
A laughing kookaburra in a gum tree in regional Victoria
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I like how you can see exactly where I stopped and followed a wombat (at a minimum distance of 3 metres)
A recording of a walk near Agnes Falls. There’s an abrupt stop when I saw the wombat and then doubling back and wandering around in a loop
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sore…
Sun 12 Jul

Hiking
10:42-14:00
Maria Island

Workout Details >

Workout Time
3:15:05
Elapsed Time
3:18:09
Distance
14.44Kм
Active Kilocalories
1,115KCAL
Total Kilocalories
1,496KCAL
Altitude Gain
455m
Avg. Pace
13'30"/km
Avg. Heart Rate
149BPM
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah
Wujal Wujal falls in Far North Queensland. The long exposure makes the water look like white satin draped over the cliff face
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no you don’t
SKWEEKS
@attndfct.com
Joined Jul '23
Bluesky Elder

oh another low effort corporate zionist attack based on flimsy if not completely false information from, perhaps, another exgirlfriend that works for the republican party?

you'd think if they had anything on him they'd have thrown all the cards at the primary.

DSA is sticking around, lib.

11:28 PM • Jul 6, 2026
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harrison Ford saying "Baby boy. Baby."
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Her mind……..
Wonder Woman 🐝 Dema... @alsowon... • 12h
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He's not a party leader. He was elected by the dem reps to be the minority leader in the House. Jc learn how our government works.
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsk... • 12h
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So a party leader?
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Wonder Woman 🐝 Demands...
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No he leads one chamber of congress of the minority group. That is very different than being a leader of the dem party writ large, genius.
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.so... • 11h
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It's literally not
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When I see this I know I’m about to read the dumbest thing I’ll see all day
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do Americans not understand that their flag is essentially understood as a hate symbol globally?
Sonic the Hedgehog MPREG
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Business class on transpacific flights
A screenshot from YouTube of a bunch of horses sleeping.

Horses, Peacefully Farting and Snoring

Liz Mitten Ryan - 8.4M views - 3 years ago
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m enjoying this
The Smiling Man approved this
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Look at these fucking charts, all we know is it wasn’t COVID so I assume I was turning into Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, but everything is trending in a good direction now
A series of 4 charts of my vitals while sleeping over the past 3 months. There’s a spike coinciding with when I was in Egypt where my sleeping heart rate was 100 bpm, respiratory rate to 25 breaths/min (double the mean), a wrist temperature 2.36°C higher than normal and an oxygen saturation dropping to 90.2%. In spite of that towards the end you can see that the vitals are trending in a healthy way
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Apparently the Texas knower has logged the fuck on.
A poll from the University of Texas/Texas Politics Project showing a plurality of Texans oppose how Donald Trump is handling the rights of transgender people taken in June 2025. They were asked "Do you approve or disapprove of how Donald Trump has handled each of the following: The rights of transgender people."

Overall, 24% approve strongly, 11% approve somewhat, 19% neither approve nor disapprove, 9% disapprove somewhat, 34% disapprove strongly, and 6% don't know. This results in 35% approval and 45% disapproval with a ±2.83% margin of error.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is not surprising at all lmao
Greek Orthodox

Your taste lives in the Greek Orthodox neighborhood: deeply liturgical, deeply rooted in Greek ethnic American life, culturally distinct from convert‐heavy American Orthodoxy. The Greek Festival every summer, the Divine Liturgy in a careful mix of Greek and English, and a sense that the faith is also a people. The cultural neighbors are families who've been Orthodox for generations rather than people who found their way in.

Your map
Thirty‐five American Christian neighborhoods, plotted by social position (left to right) and worship style (top to bottom). Your top five are highlighted in coral. You sit at the marker.

Greek Orthodox
Christian Church (Disciples of Christ)
American Baptist Churches USA
United Church of Christ
Unitarian Universalist Association
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lol
Starship Test Flight Canceled
9m ago
Space's Starship is standing down from launch; there will be no liftoff tonight.
Brownsville, TX

Notification Centre
Starship Test Flight Begins
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Look up! The SpaceX rocket is about to launch from the southern tip of Texas. Go LIVE to share
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think lolicon is bad and it's good to be condescending and "allistically" smug towards paedophiles, actually.
Norman Rockwell painting "Speech". A man stands up at a public meeting as everyone turns to look at what he's saying
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh hell yeah I’m getting the boomer posts tonight
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Enemy of The State would be good in the lineup too
Drag names
Lee Jenn Airsdisease
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
Alotta Balzac
Maxi Dickensheets
Enemy of the State
Rita M. Forfilth
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Congresswoman Vagina Foxx
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I *hate* this headline. Never talk to me about enormous creamy oysters.
Texas Monthly
FOOD & DRINK

These Aren't the Mammoth, Creamy Oysters Texans Were Raised On.

Gulf oysters are more delicious than ever, and some high-end establishments are taking advantage of the Texas-farmed bounty.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Please tell me this means I don’t have to hear about it anymore
BBC
Breaking News
now

It Ends With Us co-stars Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni reach settlement in harassment lawsuit,
avoiding trial
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On the Giuliani news
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Hi all - Just a reminder that we do not allow the wishing of or celebration of death. It ends up flooding the sub with pretty meaningless conversation. Instead, we encourage you to discuss the man's actions and impact on the world. [in bold] This is a sitewide rule that we must enforce.

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Here we go. Construction fencing has been removed. Even if they decide to open the gates it still feels extremely hostile in-person. They built paths around the facility but it’s a massive middle finger to the local residents and trail users.
The fencing around the expanded MACC in Rainey blocking through access to an area they call el zócalo “the public square”. This view is toward the northThe fencing around the expanded MACC in Rainey blocking through access to an area they call el zócalo “the public square”. This view is toward the westA fenced area around the MACC in Austin blocking access to several benches, as well as a locked gate blocking access to el zócaloA view of the fencing blocking access to El Zócalo at the MACC in Austin. This photo demonstrates that the fencing is not for safety but to keep people out as shown by a jump in height as the ground level approaches the level of the plaza. A drinking fountain is blocked from public access
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I can't get over this dumbass. "Mayhaps you have forgotten to consider that 1000 years ago old bastards were the only ones in power" Like if we're gonna go based on roots and the Roman senate the fact that Mills is a woman should be instantly disqualifying to this guy. It's senātor, not anātrix.
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"Senator"-that's from the Latin, right? What's the root word?

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's actually good to not want a senator to have a statistically higher chance of keeling over and dying in office.
Dave Lundeen @dmlundeen.bsky.social · 9h
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No, you are falsely suggesting an increased chance of death makes it rational do discriminate against any person above a certain age. Fuck you.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ok so the Xs mark locked gates, the lines are fences. Some of it is necessary like around the raised Zócalo area and the snake path, but you used to be able to walk through to the turning circle
A shitty diagram of blocked access at the MACC in Austin. A formerly fully accessible plaza has had fencing and gates put up to block access
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm sorry Wussah, I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL 9000
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Certified Bluesky Moment™ It is not a bit.
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The Pittsburgh Penguins should be embarrassed and ashamed for their performance tonight.

Not because they lost; that was always going to be a possibility.

But to show zero effort in a must-win game against a franchise that actively MURDERED your mascot, your crest, your SYMBOL?

Disgraceful.

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And by the way, anyone who celebrates what Gritty--and therefore the Philadelphia Flyers--did tonight in that act of throwing a Penguin from one deck to another:

You are no less a psychotic than the current warmongers that run the
U.S., and good luck sleeping at night with that conscience.

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"Oh [REDACTED], it's just sports, it's in good fun, go touch grass"

THEY LITERALLY ENACTED A PHYSICAL ASSAULT AND GRISLY HOMICIDE IN FRONT OF A PUBLIC AUDIENCE.

If ICE isn't allowed to do it, then neither is Gritty.

We need to stop celebrating violence in this country for any and all reasons. Grow up.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
When my drink's too hot
A screenshot of the map of Terminal 4 of King Khalid International Airport in Riyadh showing "Tim Hortons" misspelled as "Tim Hurtons"
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The humanities are important to study so you don’t try to come up with a word as unpleasant to say as “Vulnpocalypse”
The 'Vulnpocalypse': Why experts fear Al could tip the scales toward hackers
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Identical
Butternut pumpkin stood up on its base because Adonis reminds me of one
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Viktor Orbán isn't looking so good tonight
Butterball, a grotesque cenobite from Hellraiser
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The 8 April statement from @doggett.house.gov is really, really good.
“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”  Those were Trump’s words as he promised to bomb Iran back to “the Stone Ages.”  This promise of genocide, which would have involved ordering our dedicated servicemembers to commit war crimes, is shocking.  Last night, he took us right to the brink of global disaster before pulling back, though it’s unclear whether his two-week ceasefire will hold.  Trump has already declared victory almost as many times as he has made new threats of death and destruction.  What is clear is that this reckless and costly war, which he never should have begun, is far from resolved.  I have been sounding the alarm about both this war and the President’s health.  You can watch my recent interviews with Spectrum here, Fox 7 here and KVUE here.

The costs of Trump’s dangerous military adventurism are real and continuing.  Americans are now paying a Trump war tax at the gas pump, grocery store, airport, and even a 3.5% now required on Amazon purchases.  American servicemember lives lost and hundreds wounded, billions of dollars a day expended, NATO alliance severely undermined, and Americans less safe.  A few days ago, I described some of these costs on the House Floor, which you can view here.

Though always a brash bully, Trump’s recent conduct suggests, whether through stress, dementia, or some other cause, he lacks the stability to handle the most powerful job in the world.  His deranged behavior with a profanity-laced post on Easter Sunday, bizarre comments on Monday, and a Tuesday statement about wiping out an entire civilization reaffirm Trump is unfit to serve and should be removed from office.The 25th Amendment, however, offers little remedy.  It requires action to be initiated with support from Vice President Vance and a majority of the handpicked minions, who Trump has not yet fired from his Cabinet. The Congressional remedy is impeachment, which I have voted for at every opportunity.  Yet, GOP Members, who would not even speak out this week against Trump’s proposed genocidal action, will not provide the needed votes for us to prevail.

In the near term, we must continue demanding that GOP electeds speak up and begin to recognize that this President is suffering from derangement that endangers us all.  A handful of conservatives, including fellow Texan Rep. Nathaniel Moran, and MAGA loyalist Senator Ron Johnson, have spoken out, but our Texas Senators, Speaker Mike Johnson, and Majority Leader John Thune remain silent.  While our War Powers vote previously failed 212-219, another vote will soon occur.  That vote will be very close, since at least two Members have already said they would change their prior opposition.

The victory claims of both Iran and Trump/Hegseth are baseless.  Iran suffered major military and industrial losses, but retains substantial military capabilities.  Trump failed to achieve any of his professed objectives.  The dangerous, repressive Iranian regime has not become any more conciliatory.  Trump did not provide approval of their new leader, as he sought.  Rather, he simply exchanged an assassinated Khomeini for his harder line Khomeini son.  Iran still has about 950 pounds of enriched uranium and new incentive to go nuclear.  The critical shipping lanes through the Straits of Hormuz, previously open to all, are now under Iranian control with new tolls of $2 million per vessel for safe passage.  And Iran’s 10-point plan provides the basis for further negotiations.Trump was advised about these likely outcomes before he foolishly ordered the attack.  A new in depth report confirms that he completely ignored warnings from our military and intelligence leadership, Vice President Vance, and Secretary of State Rubio.  Without even consulting our other major allies, Trump chose instead to weakly yield to a pressure campaign from Benjamin Netanyahu, who has long sought to drag Americans into fighting Iran.  This was no America First campaign.  Trump was not a leader; he was a follower.

This week’s near catastrophe with Trump’s threatened war crimes should serve as an alarming reminder of the need for all of us to be even more engaged.  Don’t wait until November.  We need everyone in your neighborhood, at your workplace or school, and among your social media contacts to be engaged.  Our democracy remains in peril.  With Trump sending an unmistakable message to other authoritarians that “might makes right,” the threats to world peace remain great.  America must lead by example—guided not by impulsive threats, but by principle and respect for the rule of law.

So you can more easily follow my work, I forward occasional email updates on my ongoing work in Congress regarding important issues, such as this lawless GOP effort that undermines Americans’ freedom. To receive such messages, please indicate your own priorities online at doggett.house.gov/survey. You can also follow me on Bluesky, Twitter, Instagram, Threads and visit my Facebook page.

Sincerely,
Lloyd Doggett
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Unfortunately, got my ass.
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