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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fetterman is largely the median Pennsylvania voter...maybe 10 percent more coherant and yes that is a terrifying thought.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Bold of you to assume there were any calculations made.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yes but I guarantee anyone who says that to that dullard Hegseth and the querulous dotard will be Shinseki Jr. immediately. I don't believe any of the decision makers believe that Iranian leadership isn't just like them.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They don't know what the objectives are because tactics ate strategy and had policy for dessert. This is very much dusting off plans based on what they can do with the units they've got over there. The weeks is what you say to sound credible without inducing panic.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bonding over their shared hatred of America .🤔
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
SaaS (Sealion-as-a-Service) is going great i see.😑
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So you can now automate a Wallet Inspector. Truly the era of technology miracles. Truly.😑
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Only for Donald!🤔
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
Alt: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fog of War affects everyone. Yes, Israel has a strategic goal with this and the U.S. either doesn't or has several conflicting ones...which just guarantees this is going to sprawl onward.😑
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If so, then killing him on day one or so was exactly the strategic acumen to be expected by our "leaders"
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's always struck me as comparable to commissioning artwork from an artist rather than creating it yourself. Would that be a more useful analogy for legal purposes?
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ross Douthat already had it written and is just pushing send🤔
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Putting my bet on Ayatollah Mamdani🤔
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
...write...i blame the LLM which i absolutely did not use😑
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Republican politicians are both stupid and lazy. Their staffs are frequently worse so yes, they don't actually know how to spell "Fury". ...or they had an LLM right it, which..different flavor of same thing.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So Abigail Spanberger then🤔
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
He's Glenn Youngkin as a Democrat
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fuentes in '32: "Real fascism has never been tried!"
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
So that's an ad for which linux install? All of them?
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So they made a literal wallet inspector, yes?
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Awesome, They invented a new form of derivatives. No examples of this turning out badly. Bonus though, we get to see who will play Michael Burry in the next movie.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is also the *good* option. The bad one is a maga true believer doing a sweaty tent revival incorporating QAnon and other conspiracies. "WE are the storm that was PROPHESIZED!" That can get dangerous quickly
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
trumps...hopefully no other part of him. *shudder*
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Picture a church with all the charm of a mid tier convention center given a superficial makeover reminiscent of the tackiest atlantic city casino. Piles of merch plastered with trumps for sale right outside...and on the stage.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I fully expect within days of Trump's death, there will be a First Church of Trump run most likely by a non-denominational Prosperity gospel grift, er preacher.
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Man in blue shirt with yellow stars clapping with the label "DAYS SINCE WORLDCON STEPPED ON A RAKE" and a counter reading "0000"
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
bsky.app/profile/grum...
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"
A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT  relating to the display of and allowance for non-human behaviors 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 in Texas schools. BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS:  SECTION 1. This bill may be referred to as the Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education or F.U.R.R.I.E.S Act. SECTION 2. Section 31.007, Education Code, is amended by amending Subsections (a) and (b) to read as follows: (a)  The board of trustees of an independent school district shall, with the advice of its district-level committee established under Subchapter F, Chapter 11, adopt a student code of conduct for the district. The student code of conduct must be posted and prominently displayed at each school campus or made available for review at the office of the campus principal. In addition to establishing standards for student conduct, the student code of conduct must: (1)  specify the circumstances, in accordance with this subchapter, under which a student may be removed from a classroom, campus, disciplinary alternative education program, or vehicle owned or operated by the district; (2)  specify conditions that authorize or require a principal or other appropriate administrator to transfer a student to a disciplinary alternative education program; (C) a day that the student must rehearse, perform, 1 or attend an event that would otherwise require the student to 2 dress in costume if the student is a school mascot or is involved 3 in district funded or sponsored theatre organization. 4 (6) “Non-Human Behavior” means any type of behavior or 5 accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than 6 behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the 7 homo sapiens species including: 8  (A) using a litter box for the passing of stool, 9 urine, or other human byproducts; 10    (B) a personal or outward display, except during a 11 school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial 12 means of features that are non-human such as: 13 (i) tails; 14 (ii) leashes, collars, other accessories 15 designed for pets; 16 (iii) fur, other than naturally occurring 17 human hair or a wig made to look like human hair; 18 (iv) artificial, animal-like ears; or 19 (v) other physiological features that have not 20 historically been assigned to the homo sapiens species through a 21 means of natural biological development; 22    (C) barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal 23 noises that are not human speech; and
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 17/12/2024
oh my lord
Japanese tit a little white round orb bird flying with its wings tucked in
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The Grumpicorn @grumpicorn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Boy do I have *great* news for you! www.them.us/story/dungeo...
them.us
'Dungeons & Dragons' Owners Are Suing to Stop a "Racist and Transphobic" RPG from Publication
The game rules say “no trans” characters and have a “negro” race with a lower intelligence attribute than “Nordic” people.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I really fucking wish the AI people who don't understand consent, privacy, risk mitigation, or compassionately answering user concerns about any of the former would stop talking to the public because it's already goddamn hard enough to get people to understand not all machine learning is this shit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In this sense, you are paying just as much for the service, as you are for the product. A good tailor will gently decline your bad ideas and guide you towards better ones. I'm reminded of this essay by Graydon Carter about his experience at Anderson & Sheppard.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Andrew Tate throwing his hat in the ring to fight Jake PaulNow this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 22/11/2024
Don't do any of this #Thanksgiving
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 22/11/2024
New way to fuck with a Cybertruck: put a magnet on one of the panels in an inconspicuous place and slowly rot a hole into it.
jalopnik.com
Tesla Cybertruck Owners Discover New Weakness: Magnets
Forum users report that putting magnets on their Cybertrucks causes rust and corrosion.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 22/11/2024
#Caturday
A medieval lady says:
-And I want armor for the cat.
 -But lady, that..
 -Do I speak Chinese or what? I
 said armor for the cat.
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The CEO of Delta says that having to refund a passenger for a cancelled flight is "government overreach." These corporations are endlessly greedy, and the next 4 years will be a slue of efforts to swindle consumers out of every penny.
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spooki•girl•cassiopeia @sadgirlcassi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
👍🏼
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Soup. You invented tomato soup.
An article detailing how Pizza Hut is now selling what it calls “tomato wine”
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Robert L. Tsai @robertltsai.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ouch. www.thetimes.com/culture/book...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
incredible that he's deriding it in the same post he self-censors its name because he knows the Vichy Twitter algorithm buries any mention of or links to its competitors
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Caias Ward @caias.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There is a segment of the population who never: -had any real impositions -learned that you aren't entitled to someone's time -learned that just because you say it doesn't make it worthy of consideration -been taught to mind their own fucking business And they get Big Mad when told any of it now.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/11/2024
he cares about three things: a) mass deportations b) tariffs c) retribution against everyone he believes has wronged him everything else will be left to the whims of the amoral grifters surrounding him
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Not seen in NYT's "what to know" about Pam Bondi: the only thing you need to know, that she fired prosecutors in her office who were investigating companies engaged in foreclosure fraud, after receiving thousands of dollars in donations from those companies.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My best Gorka tweet, lost when I nuked my account there: Wife: What is a Sebastian Gorka Me: Imagine if Mr. Potato head got a doctorate in racism from a spätzle factory
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s imperative that the Left start planting conspiracy theories now about JD Vance plotting against Trump so that when a routine coronary sends him to the big McDonald’s in the sky there’s a mob of deranged MAGA supporters dragging JD out the naval observatory convinced he was behind it
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