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Hans Gruber

@gruber-hans.bsky.social
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I'm a lawyer disguised as a terrorist. Or is it the other way around? #BirdsUp #WAF #ButlerianJihadist

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 11h
Last month, Indianapolis Archbishop Charles Thompson excused Catholics from Sunday Mass if they “reasonably fear being detained” as ICE surged into Indiana, even those “with proper legal documentation.” Nashville, Charlotte and New Orleans issued their own dispensations.
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“Even the Nuns Are Mad” — Indianapolis Archbishop Excuses Catholics From Mass as ICE Surges Into Indiana
Archbishop Charles Thompson’s decree covers anyone who “reasonably fear[s] being detained,” legal status or not, through Sept. 30. From Bridgeport to Blue Ash, the Church is now organizing its life…
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 11h
Great lede www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 16h
will you people shut the fuck up
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h
We have never received an explanation for how and why this office has a camel in it, much less where it learned to speak Emglish
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12h
anyway, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers remain winless ever since their owner accepted $4 million to let the singer of "Heil Hitler" perform in their stadium
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 23h
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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Ann Marie Awad @anntastic.bsky.social · 12h
assless man admires the sea
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 05/10/2026
It turns out that if a party goes out and aggressively talks to people about the bad orange man its effective in creating disapproval. Crazy. Im sure the Democratic Party will change its long-term behavior with this knowledge
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 12h
I would even go so far as to say this is a job for a full stop period.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12h
Honestly sort of my secret favorite of all those evil vile televangelists because of my strong suspicion he did not even believe in God and was sort of a lunatic performance artist
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11h
i should rephrase: incredible republican voters and leaders will not give a shit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11h
incredible this will get little to no coverage
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 14h
“The coin in question was listed for sale on eBay and is branded “U.S. ERO Yuma ICE.” Along with a snarling wolf-like creature, the coin, which is in the shape of a police badge, features two twisted mottoes. “There is no hunting like the hunting of man,” it says.”
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14h
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18h
There you have it, folks. If moderates don't support leftist candidates, moderates are evil. If moderates do support a leftist candidate, the leftist candidate must be evil. There is no winning. You will never make these people happy.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Silicon Valley wasn't solely a shell game until the tech media started calling idiots like Musk and Zuckerman geniuses, two guys who notoriously didn't create shit. But they didn't know that because they were idiots too who shouldn't have been reporting on things they didn't understand.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
The norms we miss aren’t gone, they’re waiting for us at the ballot box.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
deceased
a hand puppet next to a flag of Sid from Ice Age in Max Verstappen's Red Bull outfit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a clusterfuck
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not sure they're accomplishing a whole lot here
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
!!!!!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
Hawai'i's ST Co-Ordinator should probably go in concussion protocol
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the tiniest trebuchet, it was awesome
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Diego State overcomes Texas State and also the mumps for the win
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmaoooo Texas State’s bitty QB threw it out of the endzone from like the 50
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Hans Gruber @gruber-hans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taco Bell at 1 am is undefeated.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we're just gonna add one second to every game now, are we
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
From the PAC-12 socials: this was four straight snaps from Texas State at San Diego State.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texas State keeps it alive
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Hans Gruber @gruber-hans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate to see it, Texas State. Hate to see it.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everybody back in the After Dark room, we have to start the show over
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PTKU Mega-Booster @emgoblue2023.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pick6 immediately after a safety, the new #Pac12afterdark has the juice
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it takes the cutest little move to shake the qb
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
Oh no! Disaster!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone has the mumps
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
FOLLOWED BY A SAN DIEGO STATE PICK SIX WHAT ARE WE DOING
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Hans Gruber @gruber-hans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What did Texas State just do? Are they drunk?
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Hans Gruber @gruber-hans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What did San Diego State just do? They all drunk?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's awesome when playoff baseball has something happen that's never happened before and we get to talk about it until another crazy thing happens tomorrow. Shohei is gonna get hit with a bean ball in the helmet and somehow it'll leave the park for a homer
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 04/10/2026
This is a 2000s Cardinals level of devilry
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 04/10/2026
The Pirates are the only NL Central franchise that never benefits from absurd bullshit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France hit some wires running near the roof that knocked down what may have been the go ahead home run which was then caught for an out
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myjah (@KirbysLeftEye) @myjah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine being 17 beers deep at American Family Field right now and trying to figure out what is happing.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul ball to the dick
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke 2 into my veins
Drove 6 hours to @GilletteStadium to see
Zach Bryan and his band members walk out in a free Palestine tshirt. Fuck this bullshit.
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BoSoxcrates @BoSoxcrates
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I drove 4 hours to see @thestrokes in NYC last night and they brought fucking AOC and Bernie Sanders up on stage. I feel your pain.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coach (1989-1997)
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today in Questionable Design Choices: Hotel Edition. Full length mirror directly across from the toilet. Why though. Just why.
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