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@grotleslime.bsky.social
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"Live, Laugh, Love" -a mantra I came up with

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
02 Sep 2026
Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You should just leave him alone
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
joey if he made evil slop
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
13 Aug 2026
Heathcliff and several of his fans are laughing together in a big blimp with the word "DANK" printed in huge letters on its side. Heathcliff's girlfriend, Sonja, looks up at the blimp angrily, as a couple watches on. One of them says "She's tired of the dank blimp."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
23 Jul 2026
The Garbage Ape bounces down the street, and a bunch of smaller apes bounce in a line ahead of him. A group of cats rejoices at the Garbage Ape's approach. Two owls watch from a nearby tree, and one says "Garbage Apelings are in season."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
21 Jul 2026
A chipmunk in Heathcliff's back yard very loudly says "My dudes" as two other chipmunks cover their ears. Heathcliff and Iggy are watching from their back window- also covering their ears- and Iggy says "The baritone chipmunk."
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How did you even get that shot its so clean
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Its actually insane how not fun final fantasy is, what a horrible combat system. The stories are neat but why in gods name did they make this a jrpg series. Just make actual gameplay so theres something engaging between dialogue dumps.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Yeah I’m a tankie. Tankin my dick out and playing with it!
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
13 Jul 2026
Heathcliff stands smugly with a group of tourists on a boat labeled "BRO FISH WATCH", sailing on the ocean. The crowd looks down at a school of fish jumping up out of the water, each of whom is loudly saying "Bro". I think they're supposed to be taking pictures of the bro fish with their phones but the colorist just made it so they're all holding white rectangles, no idea what that's about. Anyways. The ship captain smiles to his first mate, watching the happy crowd of tourists, and says "I thought he was crazy."
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yeah, I'll wait to catch this one on streaming...
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Mew's Cute Anime Laugh
ALT: Mew's Cute Anime Laugh
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Taking a shit in the public restroom and the guy next to me starts snapping and singing Billy Joel's The Longest Time so I decide to jump in and harmonize with him but he yelled at me to stop because it made him gay
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
throwback to the trend where people were drawing Sonic characters in real life locations and I came up with this monstrosity #art #sonic
Princess Elise walking up to a Petco store. There are some suspicious items in her handbag.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please join me at the genre reveal party. Hoping it's a soulslike
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
saw the insult "3DS lunch table kid" and i think that's just devastating
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is just the coolest sh*t ever...
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If I wasn’t opposed to the use of AI I would do this to make myself look like Sawyer from Lost
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tell em goat
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Come on man.... you know how easily baited into doing challenge runs i am
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Flabebe: 12,124 encounters Mawile: 12 eggs Crawdaunt: idk but it was chain fishing so it didnt take very long and also calculating the actually odds would be weird since they increase over time Mightyena: 2,239 eggs Wigglytuff: 206 eggs Hydreigon: 220 eggs
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 10/04/2026
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zoda coo @zodacoo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Seconding
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
31 Mar 2026
Heathcliff stands proudly in a used car lot next to a wacky inflatable tube man, designed to look like just like him. Two employees watch, and one of them says "He got rid of some mice for us."
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
They’re getting rid of orange food dyes so the freaking president can have them all
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When I was a kid and had all my pokemon cards splayed across my bedroom floor I would make sure to flip these ghastly cards over so they couldn't see me while I slept
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Melony🍈 @melonteee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Thank fucking god Chopper's been made a mascot for Doctor's Without Borders. For those who don't know, currently Doctors Without Borders are advocating specifically for Palestine because Israel have forced them out of Gaza.
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ill have the rage art heat smash 10 second cutscene super diggersby if you would, garçon
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pokken 2....please...
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
206 eggs, bless up
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moon the girl 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @oceanflowerrs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Click on this post for the surprise of a lifetime… a lifetime in the waiting. 🥲 Feels like I was born for this moment, like it was all leading up to this… thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Mary Magdalene.
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This happens in Freddy Got Fingered
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
03 Mar 2026
Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
20 Feb 2026
Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."
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Heathcliff Bot @heathcliffbot.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
02/12/2026
Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink
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Heathcliff Bot @heathcliffbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
02/10/2026
Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man wearing glasses and long hair
ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and long hair
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Me too man
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
2,239 eggs hatched. Well over the 1/512 or whathaveyou masuds method odds of gen 6 but thats ok.
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Long time pokemon player, fish time chain fisher. Kill the animals!
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hatched in 12 eggs god im so different
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Heathcliff Bot @heathcliffbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
12/18/2025
Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don’t want to hear hair guys on my bald podcast
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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yeah buddy the 4-peat never stop grinding never stop believing
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
27 Nov 2025
Heathcliff walks down his empty suburban street carrying a large Jimmy the Frog balloon, as Jimmy walks in front of him, gesticulating to no one. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy watch the procession from their window, and Grandma says "Not exactly the Macy's parade."
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