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kiplet @groans.online · 5h
Developing a beam that will change atoms
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kiplet @groans.online · 8h
i wanna see the new nathan fielder joint but its literally playing in town for One Day and its a thursday. might be worth a drive to ancaster
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kiplet @groans.online · 11/10/2026
japan is so awesome but im excited to go home and build all the special gundams i got. and also s**** **** before eating some japanese treats
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kiplet @groans.online · 11/10/2026
i have this because i deserve it because i am a good person
plush marmots? in a ufo catcher machinemarmot is free and relaxing safely in a bag
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kiplet @groans.online · 10/10/2026
bath time goes crazy
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The ultimate flag of convenience @tetradugenica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me tell you about a historian named majuular. His artform is a narrative that weaves together the development, design, community play, and individual (his own) play of a game. We can call it it a ludohistory, he's discussing accumulated play of hundreds of thousands or more.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Image of a beautiful woman in a green dress and a bear that says, There’s nothing better than being in touch with nature. Comments:
Dana Glance:
share some of ur nature thoughts ms. nature.
Allie Wonsley:
idk i just like it.
Dana Glance:
should be easy since u love natures.
Dana Glance:
should be easy since u didn't cry when ur foot got pond wet oh wait.
(aside: pond wet worse than ocean wet)
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 4 year anniversary
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kiplet @groans.online · 04/10/2026
tokyo is awesome they have so many stairs. you can walk up and down stairs basically all day. good food too
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kiplet @groans.online · 01/10/2026
Congrats to Peepy on winning the Hikari Shrimp Cuisine Tokyo Dream Vacation Sweepstakes!!!
cowpy on the stairs posing next to a pouch of shrimp foodpeepy at the airport on a railing overlooking the tarmac
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Champ 🐯 @tropicalmalady.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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kiplet @groans.online · 30/09/2026
Scientists estimate the Internet is up to 70% undetectable lurkers
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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kiplet @groans.online · 29/09/2026
who is in my Network Neighbourhood
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kiplet @groans.online · 28/09/2026
im going to japan soon and i wont have to worry about any of this crap for almost two whole weeks
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kiplet @groans.online · 26/09/2026
something funny will happen soon
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kiplet @groans.online · 25/09/2026
i wonder how old some of the paper clips at the office are ... could be decades on some of these. they could be travelling around the world ...
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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kiplet @groans.online · 23/09/2026
i hope counter strike gradually becomes a farming sim with an optional terrorist mode
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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kiplet @groans.online · 22/09/2026
i better not have to get my masters to get a raise
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kiplet @groans.online · 21/09/2026
im glad we didnt all get hantavirus. remember that? kind of freaky
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kiplet @groans.online · 20/09/2026
do old timey commercials even work given they are like an automatic cue to look at a different screen?? i wanted to play on my phone anyway
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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kiplet @groans.online · 18/09/2026
electric cars should be able to clip onto the streetcar wires. let em have a sip. enough to go around
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kiplet @groans.online · 17/09/2026
all this canada in the EU stuff is just to distract from what macklemore is saying. canada is not that important
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kiplet @groans.online · 16/09/2026
when do we start importing tiny italian cars and Good Butter
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Frame #1914 from 60sE67 all broken up
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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kiplet @groans.online · 14/09/2026
i need to speak to the mayor regarding digimon
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kiplet @groans.online · 13/09/2026
everyone is doing amazing work. lets keep it up!
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kiplet @groans.online · 11/09/2026
seeing pics of burning refineries and pipelines and continuing to sort my recycling
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kiplet @groans.online · 10/09/2026
it feels awesome to look at and use stuff you made. go on and make a little something
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kiplet @groans.online · 10/09/2026
the only NPB game we could get tickets for was a home game for Chiba Lotte Marines. it is not regular season and it is not playoffs either. it is just for fun. i am now ride or die for Chiba Lotte Marines
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kiplet @groans.online · 09/09/2026
why you trade war me? dont want my things ? milk thing?
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im always saying this
I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam
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kiplet @groans.online · 05/09/2026
listing 'websites' under the hobbies section of my resume
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kiplet @groans.online · 04/09/2026
made oatmeal cookies. the oats mean they are healthy!
cookie sheet with parchment paper and oatmeal cookies that have only spread into each other a little bit its not a big deal
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kiplet @groans.online · 04/09/2026
with tokyo trip less than a month away now it will be hard to temper my hype levels. i am going to find out why people dont want to go on a plane for 13 hrs
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kiplet @groans.online · 03/09/2026
shout out to quebec. good strawberries this year
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=7
twelve panel comic drawn in something like ms paint with a black brush on a solid yellow background, in four rows of three (the panel dividers are also manually drawn and irregular)
Stranger: Hey kid, can I borrow a quarter
Billy: I'm not allowed to talk to strangers
S: You're talking to one right now
B: Aah you're right I'll get in trouble!
S: No, you're still doing it!
B: I'm trying to stop! I'm trying to stop!
S: Aah you're still talking to me! That's big trouble!
Mom: Billy, what are you doing talking to a stranger?
B: I didn't mean to
M: GROUNDED
M: GROUNDED
M: GROUNDED
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kiplet @groans.online · 29/08/2026
hanging out with my brother today making food
almond biscotti cooling on a wire rack2 roast garlic cheesy breads also cooling on a wire rackfood that klingons eat. just kidding its balsamic onion jam
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kiplet @groans.online · 28/08/2026
fields of mistria got something for everyone
screen photo (sorry) from fields of mistria where i have unlocked a cool hat for ducksryis from fields of mistria disparaging my muttering cube
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kiplet @groans.online · 27/08/2026
this lakes bullshit is already so tedious and annoying. im so sick of that freak. he has riled up dads across the nation. mine still brings up the ketchup thing!! he has been through enough!
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itemlabel.com @itemlabel.com · 27/08/2026
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kiplet @groans.online · 27/08/2026
team is micromanaged so bad that someone just asked if they needed permission to throw out a broken letter opener with an exposed razor. it is a miracle anything gets done
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kiplet @groans.online · 27/08/2026
thinking when we get back from our japanese trip to japan that i will apply to foster a kitty cat ... see how my allergies do ... we could conceivably even do mama cat and kittens wouldnt that be cute ...
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