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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 9h

Call me crazy, but I really think self checkout lines in grocery stores were invented by men back in the day after their woman asked them to pick up a box of tampons.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Somebody just insulted me and it was a good one

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kidnapper: get in the car! Me: shotgun!

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just you wait and see if I procrastinate

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Forgive and forget what?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Communication is key to making things worse

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just renewed my lease on not having a life

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever I’m sad I just buy myself a wedge of cheese.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have you ever thanked Guns N’ Roses for welcoming you to the jungle? Pretty rude if you haven’t.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Staying alive out of spite.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A fart is just a burp that went through a car wash and made it to the finish line.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

bang bang shrimp are just regular shrimp that like to fuck

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Let sleeping dogs lie” is always good advice but vital if you’re hungover.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Want to see what clowns look like without their makeup on? Go walk around Walmart.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You go ahead and walk the walk and talk the talk, I’ll be over here doing the drink the drink.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You can put beef, chicken, fish, shrimp, pork, and lamb all in salads. But God forbid if you throw a hot dog down on a bed of greens.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I prefer to play bread and butter pickleball over dill pickleball. Don’t judge me.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Sometimes I talk in cursive so the kids cant understand what I'm saying about them

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I put my dog in the pool to cool off and now there's a line of squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits all waiting their turn. Fml

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If your boobs get too hot in a heat wave, your nipples turn into raisins

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I prefer being on vacation to doing work

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I still can’t believe after Milli Vanilli got caught lip syncing they never blamed it on the rain.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Some call them bullies, and others call them upper level management. It just depends on who you trust when talking to a fellow employee.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I can turn water in to pee. Not bragging, just stating the facts.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'll drink to that. -Me to just about anything

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The "fuck it, why not?!" kind of people are some of the best people to hang out with.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Occasionally I set cases of beer out for the garbage men. Never know when you might need them to take out "suspicious" trash w/out questions

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you don't make somebody laugh or piss somebody off, then you’re not doing your job.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sometimes I wish I had the innocents of a child, the loyalty of a dog, and the keys to a fully stocked beer truck.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When I was a kid back in the ‘80’s, I spent a whole lot of time asking for quarters so I could either play a video game or get something to drink from a vending machine. It was a way of life.

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Married so long my husband’s voice sounds exactly like Charlie Brown’s teacher.

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

They said do what you love, so I went back to sleep.

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I bet Harvard is pretty pissed it doesn’t have a comma named after it.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sure, there are pros and cons to being on social media. Examples: Pros: You’re still here and I’m still here. Cons: You’re still here and I’m still here.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Life was easier when Casey Kacem was doing the American Top 40 on the radio during weekends.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Life slows down when you turn your phone off.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

There’s something magical about a fresh brewed cup of coffee in the mornings.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Never trust a person who frowns upon putting potato chips on a sandwich. Something just isn’t right with them.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Why is it perfectly acceptable to put lettuce on a sandwich or cheeseburger, but not a hot dog? People will look at you as if you have five arms if they see you eating a hot dog with lettuce on it. People are weird.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

There will be no ticker tape parade for the New York Nicks. Instead, laptops iPads, and iPhones will be tossed out of windows to ensure no paper is being wasted. Save the Planet

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Your pets have seen and heard you do some crazy ass shit that you would be so petrified if anyone knew what you just did. Be thankful they can’t speak English. Hook them up with an extra treat.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The humidity is so thick outside a doctor asked Mother Nature if it wanted an Ozempic injection.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Remember when you thought you were dealing with some next level technology when you saw a watch you could press a button and it would light up to be able to see what time it was at night? Good times.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Participant in life and trying my best.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Society is weird. Growing up in school, we all drank milk at lunchtime. Order a glass of milk in a restaurant as an adult and people will look at you as if you’re a nut job.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Just admit it…you’re weird. I’m weird. We’re all fucking weird.

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