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Watto von Bismarck

@gridlock.slumcut.win
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Relationship oligarch, "friend of Ranni." A really good Amy Mann cover of Dragula would fix me in one shot.

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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 11/09/2026
Visiting Toronto? You gotta go see this guy first. He's our main guy.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 26/08/2026
More like Seedy Projekt RED
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 07/05/2026
Chrome's "Proofreader API for Gemini Nano" is enabled silently by default, and its four-sentence-long description has at least three typos. Which would be worse, admitting Gemini wrote this junk, or claiming human error because they didn't trust their LLM to vibe-proofread its own description?
The Chrome flags description for "Proofreader API for Gemini Nano," which is enabled silently by default. The feature's four-sentence description has at least three typos.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 29/04/2026
Ah, the old ancestral homeland!
Wikipedia snippet: "The Pays de Bitche (French pronunciation: [pe.i də bitʃ], literally Land of Bitche, German: Bitscherland or Bitcherland)"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 03/04/2026
Lady Login
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article reading "...it was suggested by the East India Company Board he take a tour of the European continent, which he did with Sir John Spencer Login and Lady Login."
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 08/12/2025
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
Woman sleeping on a couch under a photorealistic cabbage-leaf blanket.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 18/11/2025
The battle I fight every night
Screenshot from Total Distortion (Windows, 1995) "The dreams are racing down the road. The winner will take over your mind! Stop the BAD DREAMS from entering your brain with the dream gun!"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 18/11/2025
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
Constructing a Klein bottle: To glue the ends of a tube together to form a Klein bottle, draw out one end, rotating it 180 degrees so both ends of the tube now face upward in  a J shape, pass one end through the side of the other and connect the two ends.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 16/11/2025
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
Nobile told La Stampa that Leo's "silence on the LGBTQ+ community doesn't scare me."

"They say 'silence is consent"" she said. "I'm sure that Pope Leo shares Francis's work and is just waiting for the right moment to embrace our reality.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 02/09/2025
Remembering that the first console emulator I ever used was named "NESticle" and its icon looked like this.
Heavily pixelated Windows 95 icon for "NESTCL95.EXE". The icon is a hairy ballsack with the base of the dick visible and the word NES stamped on it.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 06/01/2025
Getting Political...!
screenshot of a long skeet: "Late to this party but hahaha, fuck off Trudeau, do let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, and knock you down the stairs but your pants are caught on the doorknob so it pulls your pants off and youre butt naked from the waist down and then you slip on some fresh pigeon shit and fall onto the road and the oscar meyer weinermobile runs over your weiner and you're running around ottawa pantless screaming AAAAH I GOT WEINERED!!!"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 06/01/2025
It snowmdy
A view out the window. It snowmdy outside 🥶
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 22/12/2024
Baking help needed! No matter what I do, my cookies keep ending up like this. Any advice?
Tray full of cookies, half of them have evolved into crabs
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 22/12/2024
Jabba the Hutt saying "Ho Ho Ho Ho"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 22/12/2024
Cleaning out old notes and I wonder what I was planning here
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 05/12/2024
Ferengi Barkeeps's Friend
badly edited product photo that says OdoBan: Eliminates Odo. That's it that's the post.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 22/08/2024
Deadass that's me.
AliExpress home feed with personalized ads for hobby microcontrollers and push-up bras.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 21/08/2024
Presidon't Skamala is gonna make abortion an Olympic event.
Republican campaign flyer attacking Kamala Harris as "EXTREME ON ABORTION"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 18/02/2024
Very accurate shark diagram with labels of all important shark parts (shwish, cute, belly, crmunch etc)
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 13/01/2024
It's fiddling time!
electronic bits wired on a breadboard, maybe it's a cool clock
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 11/01/2024
Hell yeah my hoe ass fell off the map
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 07/01/2024
Every afternoon I wake up and open-palm slap 3-6 normal texts to my gf
Four texts in a row of utter bottomspeak gibberish.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 24/10/2023
How did I just find out MacOS comes with a great white noise machine?
Settings screen in MacOS Ventura under Accessibility / Audio, showing "background sounds" options to drown out environmental noise.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 15/10/2023
Exactly. Liberal democracies have famously given precisely one shit about human life (the Big Mac Index).
Statement from congressman Jamie Raskin with text highlighted: "Contempt for civilian life is the hallmark of terrorist regimes and actors, not liberal democracies."
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 15/10/2023
POV u do not have coin.
An annoyed cat sitting with his wares like Khajit but he is warning you not to waste his time, human!
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 03/09/2023
Huge syringe filled with pink estradiol, with text: Doctor not giving you enough titty? need 33,500 pg/mL but it's rated for 500? try 67 ampoules. just 67 ampoules all at once. you will certainly not regret 67 ampoules
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 26/08/2023
Me shaking down Hasdrubal for some shekels
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