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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.
The Times: Net zero risks blackouts. Below a photo of French wildfires.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Recorded audio of the neighbours shagging loudly, extracted its spectrogram, wrote code that will listen for similar sounds and play Leonard Nimoy's The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins endlessly if detected. Then left the flat so I have plausible deniability.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Can’t beat putting your arse next to a air con unit going full blast can you lads?
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Father’s Day began at 4:50 thanks to the worlds most energetic 15 month old. Sigh.
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“Get me Mr Pringles” “He’s unavailable.” “Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent”
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.
PARKHAM WI: The speaker at the April meeting was Captain Colin Darch, who talked about piracy embarrassingly the WI all dressed as pirates for the evening not real-ising that Captain Darch was going to be talking about his experience of being held hostage by Somall pirates rather than piracy in general.Captain Darcy with a group of WI ladies who are dressed as pirates. He’s quite chipper despite everything.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Do I sit and watch Tranmere today or go out and do something worthwhile?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/04/2026
Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm
Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pure happiness ❤️
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nick Clegg unveiled a portrait of himself at the National Liberal Club yesterday and it's hard to tell which one looks less like Nick Clegg, the portrait of Nick Clegg or the actual Nick Clegg
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE
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Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer
Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS. Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ironic name for him given the circumstances #f1 #skyf1
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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jeeeeeeeeezzzz
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Remembering TV presenter and music impresario Tony Wilson, born on this day 1950 in Pendleton, Salford.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What should happen now is a full enquiry into the royal family’s interference in regulation and government.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Companies like Facebook need burning to the ground.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
On this “Big Air” ramp, have any of the coaches ever slipped and gone all the way down?
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“You are reading my Christmas Day email to a convicted child rapist asking when his next child rape party on peado island is in very bad faith”
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/01/2026
New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
there are so many gutting stories, but this one is hitting me extra hard. just imagining wael tarabishi slowly dying without his dad there to care for him because he was jailed by ICE makes me…i don’t have words. this country is disgusting.
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Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Good morning from Rome
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
BBC report at a headline level that Grok will now not make sexually exploitative images any more. An actual reporter comes on and explains that it will do no such thing, and will just make the images invisible in the UK. These are two very, very different things.
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ah yes, there we are, supporting a nation to steal a tanker who at the same time is declaring war on a fellow NATO member. Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Liverpool, 1965, photo by John Bulmer.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The Telegraph's big book of woke things reaches Zulu (1964)
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Will our 5 year old let us eat at 4pm? Probably not, but say a prayer for me.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Carols from King’s soothes me every year
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Roy Keane marching out to surprise kids with the same intensity as facing Patrick Vieira. Lovely to see
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Jamie K @crumpsalljamie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The British army wanted an armoured monster truck with a gun on it. £6 billion and 31 hospitalised soldiers later, they got one of the biggest procurement fuckups of all time defence-blog.com/insider-says...
defence-blog.com
Insider says only hull redesign can save British Ajax
The British Army’s troubled Ajax armoured fighting vehicle has returned to the centre of national criticism in recent days, after new noise-related injuries forced the suspension of training and sent ...
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Old soul.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
A yellow tractor on a London street, driven by a man dressed as Father Christmas. The sign on the front reads 'Farmer Christmas: The Naughty List. Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves, David Lammy, Diane Abbott, Angela Rayner, the BBC.'
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Was in trap 3 in the bog at work when someone walked in talking loudly on their phone, obviously a work call. I of course let off the loudest fart I could muster followed by a steam of piss directly into the water so the other person on the call could hear exactly where we were.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Be clear, the American far right are coming for British democracy.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The BBC's senior leadership resigning en masse over one dodgy edit in one programme, simply because the right wing press demands it, tells you everything you need to know about where the power really lies in that relationship
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Dickish move from Piastri #f1
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Deary me Oscar Piastri
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ben @benrs.uk · 06/11/2025
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
BLOODY HELL ALAN CARR
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Kenny @greyharpoon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Big news from the firework industry…
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Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
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Paul Brand @paulbrand.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
BREAKING: British Transport Police say armed police arrested 2 men within 8 minutes of 999 call at Huntington. 32 year-old black British national and 35 year-old British national of Caribbean descent arrested on suspicion of attempted murder. 4 of 9 victims now out of hospital.
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Gawen Jenkin @gawenjenkin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Huntingdon - This comment from Simon Calder is worth repeating. My thoughts with all involved
Text describing swift and professional response by train staff to bring the train to an emergency stop at Huntingdon station where armed police were waiting
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Chris Mason after that by-election result came in
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