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Greggins Eggins

@gregins-eggins.bsky.social
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
See you could pitch it in the uk. In the states it would be Simply Sarah because we are dumb and don't know how to pronounce siobhan.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It warms my heart knowing the muppets will be burning in hell for eternity. Thank you Jesus.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You can technically buy cough syrup with codeine OTC in the states as well (state law depending). What I'm trying to say is our forefathers wanted us sipping on that sizzurp...
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something .
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
God you just know those potatoes have the consistency of glue.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Just waiting to see how many people admonish you for comparing a wonderful creature to Jimmy Fallon.
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Epstein wrote that way because he hung out with teenagers.
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Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“Trump blowing Bubba” is all a big misunderstanding. It’s from when he went to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co and the shrimp came out way too hot, so he sucked Bill Clinton’s dick
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
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Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Why do MAGa moms all drive their kids to school? The dads aren’t allowed within 1000 feet
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I need to ask chatgpt what this means
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is why I've decided piracy is morally fine.
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Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo is a grammatically correct sentence
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Turnip had them tear down half the White House because he kept smelling all this burnt toast in there
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 29/10/2025
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Embrace monkey.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies. ⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That's why I always try to fuck the worst idea of a person. So when they end up not as shitty I'm pleasantly surprised.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Seems she continues to think "I can fix him"
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Engineered is usually cheaper and can look really well but like others have said you can't refinish it. So it won't last as long before you have to redo your floors, instead of just sanding and refinishing them. Basically lower upfront cost more in the long run
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It's extremely interesting that Charlie Kirk had a daily podcast, countless public appearances, and is generally one of the most recorded men on the planet and we are always being told, never shown, that he was an open minded civil debator
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Honestly it's telling how fucked up the early Internet was that someone getting shot in the neck doesn't break top 20 of fucked up shit I've seen when I was way too young for it.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I just....God this is just so fucking exhausting. Was he a terminally online kid who fell into the alt right pipeline? Or was he a terminally online kid who got radicalized in a different way. The kids aren't alright.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Will Pierce @willpierce.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
[nods] twans wights
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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a cartoon says that having fun isn't hard when you 've got a library card
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"I wish janitors made a living wage"
Bart holding the monkey's paw
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh you're in for a time.....meaning time will pass and you'll ask yourself, "wait that's it?"
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Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I can’t believe I found it. This time I bought it.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
You know what. I'm just gonna say it. I don't care if it gets me canceled...... Finger paints are fun af.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
But I heard he pays like 2300 a month for an apartment and that's....bad?
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Is this a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/08/2025
Asbestos as a metaphor for where I suspect we might be going with LLM tools: rapid push to shove it into everything as a "modern solution," then an eventual "oh shit" walkback.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Yeah but those issues don't tell them how smart and correct they are.
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You don't know the temptation for middle aged white men to get into WW2. Strange men in alleyways, copies of "Patton's Prayer" hidden in their trenchcoats. "First hit's free" they say....
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i'm not glad when disasters hit "red" states, bc there's always more innocent people than active monsters in any community. but i am out of compassion for conservatives. i just don't care what happens to people actively rooting to ruin the world. share.google/uBr5n9HPNqNb...
Jeff Golden, the Democratic state senator who helped draft the bill creating the map, said rural residents were understandably upset. The impacts of climate change were abstract to many people, Golden said, until they started getting those letters — at the same time insurance companies were dumping them.

“It’s a really hard adjustment,” said Golden, chairperson of the Senate’s Natural Resources and Wildfire Committee. “This is a very big chicken coming home to roost.”
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I don’t care if this platform is growing I just care if like maybe 15 people think I’m funny
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Greggins Eggins @gregins-eggins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Didn't read the statue bit and was like mood. Then read the statue bit and was still like mood but more civil.
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