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Dylan

@grannyrocko.bsky.social
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I'm here, I'm queer, I like fanfic with a subby Wade Wilson. Cheesevangelist/horror addict/writer/compulsive baker of cakes. They/them www.dylan-pierce.com

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Richard Mirabella 🐝 @rpmirabella.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Autumn Omens 4: Acorn candy, acorn jam, acorn slaw, acorn buttons, acorn hats for tree frogs. A bird watches YOU. Forgetting to go outside. Garden spiders among the dead coneflowers. Signing the dark one's book and kissing his "face behind." Cocteau Twins lyrics make sense.
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Richard Mirabella 🐝 @rpmirabella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Autumn Omens 2026 A hole in the ground seems cozy. Strange Times by The Chameleons. Walking at 7PM is like walking at 3AM. A mouse would like a word. The garden looks tortured, but for the asters. Golden rod is not a weed. Ray Bradbury. Any small living thing is an imp.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you don’t know anyone with this story it’s because people aren’t telling you the truth about their health. Or you don’t keep up with your suddenly MIA friends. Or maybe you know 20 people? Long covid is common and it happens to vaccinated previously healthy people as well as “the vulnerable”.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is common. This exact story happened to multiple IRL friends not just internet folks.
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carol @carolramos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nós
regging no tumblr:

you can be both employed & way too online. it's called "posting on the clock," and actually, it's praxis.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Cishet people proudly proclaiming they’re not a single issue voter. *dismissive wanking gesture*
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Riva-Ackles Projects fan account @rivatarn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Josh Pray discovering #jensenackles as #deanwinchester
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We should rate our anxiety on a scale of fictional characters. For example, I’ve been operating at a “Holly Hunter in Broadcast News” level for the last three days
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jennifer Kent kicked off "elevated horror" in 2014 with THE BABADOOK. Her next film flopped, and she never made another. Ana Lily Amirpour made A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT; her next film flopped, now she directs TV episodes. *Julia Ducournau* had a movie out last year & I didn't hear about it.
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Will Musgrove @willmusgrove.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's submission season. Which means 2-3 months from now it'll be rejection season.
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you never had your whole shit rocked by "I'm Going Home" in a small-town repertory house before the Obama administration, you do in fact need to sit this one out, I'm sorry!
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One thing we will NOT be doing today is putting THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW on trial as "good" or "bad" queer media, not on my watch.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is not to minimize the larger problems of our food being dangerous and unregulated, but as a person who puts cilantro and jalapenos in everything, especially when it's still summer food time, I am suffering. Idk what to cook anymore I'm gonna starve
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 17/08/2026
Another great example of:
A screenshot that says "Opinion: Guest Essay" and then "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font"
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This generation of homeschooled, Chat GPT-raised, unvaccinated children who don’t know how to finish a book or make a phone call…best of luck to us all, folks.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People are SUFFERING. We have to stop acting like everything is okay. It’s not okay. The conditions under which we ALL are living are killing us.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fallout 4. Was so mindnumbingly bored an hour in, gave up, and haven’t tried any other Fallout games so far.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Will people finally leave me alone for hating House now is it allowed
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love that we’re getting this Rosie O’Donnellassaince lately
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yearning is a science 🌌
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So glad people are finally talking about how weird the premise of that sex purge movie is because I’ve been seeing trailers for it at AMC for MONTHS, feeling like I’m losing my mind, but nobody ever seemed to know what I was ranting about
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion
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Andrew Jack @andrewjack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every writer I know, and for my sins I know a lot of them, is absolutely 100% delighted for you to get their book out from your local library.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Genuinely don't know how we're supposed to not be in a constant state of heart attack-inducing levels of anxiety when the food and the air and the water will kill us, like how am I supposed to just chill for even a second
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Josh Luke Davis 🏳️‍🌈 @joshlukedavis.com · 28/07/2026
this summer's cultural cross over we've all been waiting for jimothy x bayeux
A picture of a piece is hand embroidery of jimothy the raccoon in the style of the bayeux tapestry.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
looking at That Movie Logging Site (I've noticed if I name it, weirdos looking for mentions show up), I may be the only one who thought Maddie's Secret was super tonally jumbled which... surprises me
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love when we ask our friends for advice on mundane adult things and vice versa. Maybe it's because I have shit family so my friendships are my family, but something comforting about convos like "you think this food is too expired to eat?" "you ever had an AC make this noise/did you fix it?"
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[lestat de lioncourt voice] fujoshí
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's a complex area. A lot of what coping used to look like for me involved doing stuff I hated, or stuff that had significant components I hated, & just white knuckling through it, drinking heavily to numb the sirens. I thought I had to & I was pathetic & silly for struggling.
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Meeeeee
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s one thing to read it, another to hear it in her incredible voice.
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Simon and Gargamel @kellylink.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
alt text: man with a cleft chin, an elegantly receding hairline, (glasses, a pipe, wearing a suit ) is slightly turned toward camera. He sits in a floral-fabric covered arm chair, books on a shelf behind him. He gazes affectionately at a puffball black cat whose eyes confess the truth: me! I did it!
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dental work is bullshit, man, I am tired of this.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Check on your friends. Whoever was at this gas pump before me pumped $0.34
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sam and Dean if they were twins
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Schools: kids should read challenging books, but not too much. Kids should learn critical writing early, but not TOO well argued. Proper punctuation? Of course. But not like a SEMICOLON; be reasonable
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/07/2026
In 2021, there were roughly 101 gender clinics offering care to transgender youth offering a full range of gender affirming care. By July 2026, there are only about 31 left that still prescribe hormones and puberty blockers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Man... it's the first day since the unbreathable air that the air is both fine AND the temp is mild enough to be enjoyable, but I'm so *deflated balloon* today. Took me until noon to even leave bed. I should go on a walk but I simply cannot. I did an hour of porch time at least?
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
It will never stop feeling weird to see previously kind of normal organizations turn into the Association for Scowling at Black Women in Particular While Ogling Everyone’s Genitals
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 20/07/2026
LOGGING ON
comic panel showing a masked man opening a door saying

WHAT AN EVIL PLACE!  I'M GOING IN!
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Dylan @grannyrocko.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you’ve never seen this movie, you NEED it in your life. Especially if you’re someone who often finds yourself wishing there were more gay love stories staring actors who look like actual people.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pam had the men acting up
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The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
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