Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New sign for tomorrow. Should the entire word be highlighted in color, or does the first letter only make it easier to read? 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just think of all the secret weapons you can hide in crutches. Maybe I should get a set, just in case! 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dammit, WC! I was thinking, "Boy, every post I've seen lately is terrible. Wait a minute, what a pretty car..." then I read your caption! 😆 110
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is Kash Patel's mother still alive? If so, she must be so ashamed to see what a jackass he is. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I got multiple men who needed to roll down their windows and scold me. Somebody even made a sign and had their mommy drive by us so he could show us his penis art. I'm sure she was very proud. 110
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Usually when I protest, there are other people filling the gap between me and the ones on the other street. Hot and sticky, some of our usuals weren't there, and you know what I learned? Cowards say crap to a lone woman that they don't say to a group. Usually I just get the finger, but today... 130
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Was her ensemble a nod to Yayoi Kusama, or just a lively coincidence? I love it, either way! 100
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Protested in St Peters Mo yesterday, and got called "commie" twice as well as a "fucking socialist". I've been at these protests at least once a month since last March and this was the first time I've heard those taunts. The Great American Commie Scare is well underway!static.klipy.comSilly Sheep with Cartoon EyesALT: Silly Sheep with Cartoon Eyes 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Last week, I reminded my grandson's dad that my new meds make me immunocompromised, as he dropped off the coughing child. "It's allergies. You're safe." Then he got sick and missed the last two days of work. Today he's back to work, The Boy's back here, and is snottier than before. "Allergies"static.klipy.comFunny Dog Eye RollALT: Funny Dog Eye Roll 110
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A teeny little toad in the yard! I haven't had a frog or toad for maybe ten years, because of the chickens, but Sarah is a terrible hunter! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is Cecil II. He was the first loyalist in my squirrel army, so anytime I find a triple peanut, I save them for him. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Broke out my old Suffragette hat for the protest in Wentzville yesterday. (Betcha didn't know I was THAT old, did you?) 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Can't get the Ladybugs' Picnic out of my head today. Just perfect that today is also the 12th! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX9J...youtube.comSesame Street: Ladybugs' PicnicYouTube video by Sesame Street Classics 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I heard the loudest odd squawking yesterday, and it turned out to be a group of four red-headed woodpeckers in a dead oak tree! I would have been excited to see one, but four was amazing. 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You do. You are an excellent example of a good human being, and give people like me hope. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Something magical about seeing berries ripen in your own yard. 120
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If you're invited to a boomer anniversary party, be sure to say, "I swear, people just want attention for everything these days. Age of the participation trophy, am I right?" Boomers love pointing that stuff out. 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This has a been a terrible spring for my chickens, and my poor traumatized Sarah has so many lost and broken feathers, in addition to being my sole survivor. This morning I see she has a new heart feather on the back of her neck! That's got to be a promising sign, right? 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Jamie's going to get "accidentally" left at the dog park. 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I found a "diamond" bracelet in the birdbath! I don't know if the crows have finally noticed I'm a good neighbor, or if someone is playing a prank on me, but what a fun mystery! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/05/2026One of my least favorite. I know it has a happy ending, but most of the story made little me so sad I couldn't enjoy it. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Received an invitation to a family reunion, and OOF! the anxiety! I'm the odd duck of the family who doesn't hunt, fish, watch football, boot scoot, nor go to church on Sunday. I've always been teased and mocked, and that was before they became MAGA. I miss my cousins, but I don't know... 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you have me thinking about that final frame on my deathbed, I'm dragging my ghost across the ocean to haunt you.media.tenor.coma woman with red hair and a white coat is making a funny face .ALT: a woman with red hair and a white coat is making a funny face . 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026She saved you from yourself.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and white shirt is covering his face with his hand while another man looks on .ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is covering his face with his hand while another man looks on . 000
Reposted by Granny Beavergstein17 @gstein17.bsky.social · 28/03/2026On display in at No Kings III in Lee's Summit, MO 0424
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Seeing the growth of the crowds from the first, then second, and now third No Kings rally in St Peters gives me more joy than my face shows 😜 073
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I baked a birthday cake for my husband, and that poor man did not deserve this. It's a strawberry poke cake, to look further blood soaked. Also explains the extra Jello. I haven't finished its surrounding cupcakes because it's too hot and melty in here, so back in the refrigerator for a bit. 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Reminds me of Ace Venture escaping the rhino. 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Chicken butt says what? "Can't talk now, worms are waking up!" 0423
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Just got our income tax refund last week. Two days later, our furnace stopped working. This morning, a tow truck took my poor old non-starting car to the shop. There's two ways to look at this: My husband is gnashing his teeth, but I thank goodness they "waited" to break down.media.tenor.coma baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .ALT: a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel . 020
Reposted by Granny BeaverSparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pro-Life My Ass Fundamentalist religious nuts have been prolific MURDERERS throughout history. 033
Reposted by Granny BeaverChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera. 221445
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/02/2026My sister-in-law posted this earlier today, and I bet Eeyore would say even worse. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I can see the lemon tea, but are the rest of the goodies sweets, savories, both... anything truly mysterious? 100
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Found the first flower of the year today in the back yard! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Daughter completed her first 5K race this morning, then sent her parents a pic and a "I did it!" text. I gushed about how proud I was of her, if she was nervous before hand, how did she feel now... Her dad: "Good. Now do a 10K" Two different parenting styles 😍😐, but it seems to balance out! 030
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses is making a funny face .ALT: a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face . 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh youALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you 000
