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vancouver i made www.justbuysingles.com to teach you and me a lesson here for magic the gathering and michael hobbes

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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2-1 at Reality Fracture prerelease with Boros Aggro! Some close shaves, but it did alright. Can't knock the jump spell.
Boros limited deck with Red Chandra, White Ajani, and three Campus Criers
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
maybe from here on it'll be corny and dumb to preface talking about Macklemore with "He may be cringe, but..." that is no longer Macklemore's defining trait, i feel
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you can just do whatever you want!!
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thanks for the shout again @tolariancommunitycollege.com! A hefty bump in the traffic tipped me off 😅 Hobbit is now live ✨
Screenshot of Prof opening Hobbit Collector Boosters
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
and done - just before Hobbit time! Experience the thrill of hitting a foil borderless Orcish Bowmasters and still getting totally wrecked on value!
screenshot of justbuysingles.com, MtG pack simulator. Set to LOTR.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Magic has never been so back. Literally can't pick a favorite here. #mtg #magicthegathering
"why can't i hold all these limes" meme guy holding new magic sets: "WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE BANGERS?"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Magic: the Gathering in-universe sets for 2027 are all-killer, no filler. Pure heat. Each set looks *stunning*. Caaan't wait.
Preview panels for Nauctis: The Sunken Realm (Feb 5), Kamigawa: Titanbreach (June 4), Zhalfir (October 1)
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Made another (foil) linocut print. The Golgari cards keep coming! Overgrown Tomb + Abrupt Decay...what's next? #mtg
"ABRUPT DECAY" and a jacked up tooth on a foil magic card. black inked background, foil text + image.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
made this cool Overgrown Tomb with linocut/rubber stamp! stripping paint off of foils is easy, making art is fun i will do more
black ink linocut print on a foil MtG card, "Overgrown Tomb" with Overgrown Tomb-y art
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
biggest update bsky could push is a big toggle that turns off Facebook boomer lib memes (AI or not) so I don't have to mute accounts every single time doesn't the algo know by now I hate that? I am trying to read posts like "i be shidding and farding" on this website and also upvote Jamelle Bouie
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
one of those days theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
CHICAGO—Reasoning that he’s a grown adult who can eat food whenever he damn well pleases, local man Kyle Dunedin, 30, reportedly decided at 10:58 a.m. Wednesday that, fuck it, he was ready for lunch. ...
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Marvel's up on justbuysingles.com. Now with a neat little Price Guide feature, if you've got your eyes on special printings (also exists for Secrets of Strixhaven). Tales of Middle Earth is also coming soon >:)
a screenshot of justbuysingles.com, an MtG pack simulator site.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
tonight,, we are all new yorker
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Hoodlums' Revenge Quotes @teensierevenge.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Welcome to Secrets of Strixhaven prerelease! At this event, we'll be Demonic Tutoring for an overrun or a boardwipe, depending on the situation!
Emeritus of Woe, Withering Curse, and Root Manipulation.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes this "Wordword" naming convention in Magic is just too much. A *scorn* mage? A mage of scorn? You're a Contemptmancer? Did you study the Derisionomicon? #mtg
 Lecturing Scornmage {B}

Creature — Human Warlock

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

“I expected better from you.”
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
meme the clock around
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
thanks for the shoutout, @tolariancommunitycollege.com! nearly did a spit-take when I saw my little project mentioned. (TMNT isn't up yet, but I do plan on maintaining it as sets come out!) #justbuysingles
a screenshot of justbuysingles.com, featured on Tolarian Community College's video on MtG booster box recommendations.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/02/2026
The power of artificial intelligence is changing the world
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Even if you get dodgy results sometimes, this is the worst AI will ever be" maybe! but also imagine saying "This is the worst Google will ever be" 10 years ago
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Mike (#1 Professor Kung-Fu Fan) Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026
Ask and you shall receive
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
new meme just dropped (from 2005)
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𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE!!!!! IM OVER HERE TRYEN TO PLAY NORMAL SHIT AND YOUR DOIN SOME SHIT CALLED TREASURE TOKEN AND "SACK" LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE,,,, AND DA TEXT " I WILL NEVER PLAY CEDH I NEED MORE TURNS TO PLAY MY CARDS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE COMBOS, LEAVE MY CREATURES ALONE, STOP, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! REAL MAGIC DECK'S ARE BRACKET 3 OR LESS " - LEGALIZE CHAOS ORB OR AT LEAST LET ME THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON THE TABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
All from Edge of Eternities, my favorite set in 2025. Here's a cool Scryfall query you can use to find low word count cards from this year: -o:/.{70,}/ date:2025 is:firstprinting is:booster
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Took some time to unpack a few thoughts on Expedition 33. Watching what I thought was a "pretty good" game get transformed into A Cultural Object has been disheartening. So I have some thoughts on glitz, glamour, and respectability... transgamerthoughts.com/post/8027631...
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The Attempt To Escape From Pain Creates More Pain
Lord forgive me, I'm blogging. I can't help it! Many years ago, I got some advice from a writer who I deeply respect, James Howell, and he told me that criticism needs to proceed confidently. Don't...
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
😍😍😍
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Cars Ruin Cities @carabolitionist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
As always
Meme of “the virgin ‘AGI existential risk’ vs. the Chad Global Warming”
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
listening to a podcast episode about a video game you've been playing: "yeah! It is like the way you're describing!"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"The Fire Nation Drill"? "The Walls of Ba Sing Se"? I've gotta pass, but let me know if we get an Ice Worm and The Wall #armoredcorevi #mtg
MtG + Avatar's "The Fire Nation Drill"MtG + Avatar's "The Walls of Ba Sing Se"Ice Worm from Armored Core VIThe Wall from Armored Core VI
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"Season 3, Episode 15: Battle Jumbo Mushroom"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I see you, Swiftie at @moxfield.com 👀 #swiftreconfiguration
"Wi$h Li$t" on the Moxfield user menu
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Are there any songs in Hades 2 that go as hard as In the Blood from the first Hades? I guess I need to wrap up Skong before I get to find out, but if you know...lemme know. #hades2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojx8...
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Hades - In the Blood (ft. Ashley Barrett)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The tank's role is to draw aggro
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
okay but when are Belle & Sebastian coming to Magic: the Gathering
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
silksong's difficulty is perfect actually. don't forget to explore, use tools, and switch your crest up. that's all for now.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Spider-man is now up on justbuysingles.com (i do not need more pictures of spider-man...i have enough...please take them from me) #magicthegathering #mtg #magiccon #spiderman
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
in airports the last week, still surprised by how little masking was going on. ~80 passenger flights in the PNW, two or three spotted... don't you have places to go and people to see that you don't want to be sick for? don't you want to avoid low-grade sniffles at the very least?
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty

superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowdSmithers whispers in Mr. Burns's earMr. Burns pushes Smithers awayNancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger

superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Some thoughts on yesterday www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My lord, a snappin' Tear-le!
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