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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 15h
loving that "BREAD" guide
an orange sheet of paper on the table next to Magic cards, titled "Booster Draft". There's a guide outlining the "BREAD" acronym: Bombs, Removal, Evasion, Aggro, Duds
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly I feel like that the "YOU DID IT" token makes the whole thing less cool. I don't rip Pokemon packs, but I think it's neat how god packs *feel* a little bit like the luckiest manufacturing error. Like the stars aligned and your pack is fully blung. this is too "I've got a golden ticket 🎵"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you finding that the board gets kinda overloaded with rules text, kind of like Saga decks? That's my concern with Codie, just having a lot of cardboard that opponents have to not forget about in order not to misplay.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's probably fine, but the bracket system is just a communication tool - the Bracket Police aren't gonna roll up and ban you from play. If the pod's understanding is that you're all playing B2, it doesn't hurt to say "I'm running an alter of T Pro that I made - is that cool?"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2-1 at Reality Fracture prerelease with Boros Aggro! Some close shaves, but it did alright. Can't knock the jump spell.
Boros limited deck with Red Chandra, White Ajani, and three Campus Criers
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good lord that's some heat
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disappointing trend, but Reality Fracture and Marvel Heroes landing in the same year also just feels like bad luck. FRA's whole "Bizzaro world" theme really needs the original reference and mirror version to be legible. Then of course there's no more main character property than Marvel, so.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Smaller than the Xteink X3 perhaps! Wow, that's incredibly small
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And by that I mean, I think you can genuinely *try* to make a good EDH deck with a slightly challenging commander, and end up with a solidly Bracket 2 deck. And that's fine, but there's a lot of them out there - and prob many miscategorized as Bracket 3, because B3 feels like "hey I'm really tryin"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hmmm...I feel like this underestimates how many decks out there are built with "suboptimal" commanders, with "suboptimal" cards, and not packed with EDHRec auto-includes. If you regularly play mid/high-power EDH, you lose sight of decent decks that *aren't as well-designed/functional as precons*.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Unexpected Windfall art goes so hard. I know it's not new for Arena, but I really dig it.
Unexpected Windfall. New Capenna-looking Woman dashes through an old gate clutching some big scrolls as she leaves a wake of calamity behind her
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol, get that bag rolling stone?
Use that rolling stone promo code on seat geek to get your deeply discounted Ed Sheeran ticket?
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
maybe from here on it'll be corny and dumb to preface talking about Macklemore with "He may be cringe, but..." that is no longer Macklemore's defining trait, i feel
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Okay so that spell resolves, and I'll devou--ah, *empower* Jace..."
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sad Growbot
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"For the price of a 40 nugget" -- and that's how they getcha.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
snagging a copy before FRA prerelease and slipping it in my sealed deck
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh god, it's like the moment where you gotta push up your glasses and explain that coming in "tapped and attacking" does not count for a "when this creature attacks" trigger...that, except for spell copying.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Need this on a card
a flat hand pointed outward, as if to say "FIRST OF ALL"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1. go berserk 2. make berserk
berserk, in the style of a Zeta set/playtest card
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
heads up, she may start playing MtG when the Star Trek set (yes really) comes out in November
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
printer go brrrrserk
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you can just do whatever you want!!
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I so hope this drop makes people think "Oh shit, I could probably do something like that" and then *do it*.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just 👏 Make 👏 Singles 👏
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, maybe a little "DIY repackaged and sold back to you", but I hope it inspires at least a few people to try making some alters/proxies/art for the first time.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just Make Singles (actually IMO the coolest thing about this Zeta Set is that it's an official product that comes the closest to saying: "you know you can just like...do this at home, yeah? Do you have access to scissors, glue, and a copier?")
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my aragorn black my gandalf chinese we recruit, don't connive knicks in five
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That said, check out mtgen.net - I can't speak to the accuracy (and they don't have a price thing), but it's quite complete if you're looking to go way back in time!
mtgen.net
Magic: The Gathering: Sealed/Booster Generator
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can only go so far back, really just the last few years. Accuracy is really important to me, so I rely on the published pull rates that WotC has been putting out in the past few years: magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat... Before around mid-2023, the default just isn't there.
magic.wizards.com
Collecting The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth™
Prepare yourself for the epic products and card treatments coming with The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth™ before the adventure begins on June 23.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What about the inverse? Punch me and bugs fall out
Broodhatch Nantuko
{1}{G}
Creature — Insect Druid

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.

Morph {2}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

1/1
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
90's Magic game designer also be like "Oh, in case you don't get it: FOR EXAMPLE...a normal non-flying target defender can and must block all normal non-flying attackers at once"
This Yugioh-ass rules text on Blaze of Glory, {W}, Instant, "Target defending creature can and must block all attacking creatures it can legally block. for example, a normal non-flying target defender can and must block all normal non-flying attackers at once, but it cannot block any flying attackers. Controller of target defender may distribute amage among attackers as desired. Play before defense is chosen."
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kinda wild to do prerelease in an LGS and just see what $50, $60 can get you on the wall behind you filled with board games. Like damn, I coulda walked out with that giant, beautiful, replayable box of *stuff* instead of this stack of chaff and one or two Commander-playable singles?
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes, but from a "I like it when I can recognize the game pieces in my game" angle too. I know we've long jumped the shark, but it's not like it doesn't matter. A great piece on this: "Framing A Magic Accessibility Issue" blog.cardkingdom.com/framing-a-ma...
blog.cardkingdom.com
Framing A Magic Accessibility Issue
Accessibility is an important part of Magic growing as a game, but some card treatments cause problems with typical heuristics.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
and it's only gonna get worse as we get further from release day 🫠
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thanks for the shout again @tolariancommunitycollege.com! A hefty bump in the traffic tipped me off 😅 Hobbit is now live ✨
Screenshot of Prof opening Hobbit Collector Boosters
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
4 of 5 bans were UB, but 4 of 6 recent *sets* were UB too (5 of 7 if you include The Hobbit). So yeah it just kinda tracks with UB's large presence in Magic overall.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a ban-zooka
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hype on this guy too. I just wonder what happens if he gets removed repeatedly or turned off. Will I have a deck that just kinda does...very little? Hmm
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
how does it feel to create a Magic: the Gathering card just by posting?
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But then we're just kinda talking around the fact that Commander is a cursed format when we're stuck between "have fun" and "try to win, but not too hard".
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm 100% on board with you there. I own a Grave Pact, have a Golgari sacrifice deck, will never run it. I guess I'd word it as: more players should care about the net game experience of the cards they run. Highly oppressive, highly logistical (Cathar's Crusade, infinitoken hell), etc.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We never praise an excellent precon by saying "It's so restrained! Look how much restraint the designers employed!"
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's a take directed at a specific slice of deckbuilding. On the whole though, it doesn't seem totally aligned with the general Commander mandate of "You can play whatever cards make you happy, have fun!" Any other format incentivizes/rewards restraint much more than Commander.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
and done - just before Hobbit time! Experience the thrill of hitting a foil borderless Orcish Bowmasters and still getting totally wrecked on value!
screenshot of justbuysingles.com, MtG pack simulator. Set to LOTR.
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah, I've been playing Commander for the last few years and still find it...generally overwhelming. As my and my opponents' cards get more complex, I have to dedicate so much time to figuring out what my turn's gonna look like, resulting in tuning out their turns. ✨Gameplay!✨
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's pretty obvious in the case like Cathar's Crusade, where common sentiment seems to be like tracking is just not worth the logistical headache. Cards like Roaming Throne are a lot more insidious though. It's the complex logistics of Commander, but *more*, and we sure love *more*, right?
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Like obviously doubling effects, double card draw, double cascade, double Blood Artist, etc, are things players love. We love an engine engining. But the ease and degree to which you let players do that is a game design choice. Letting players monopolize game time with huge stacks is a choice!
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gpwaltz @gpwaltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"[text-heavy Commander design] can remove the ability to be as social with friends as you're all too busy figuring out triggers and resolving the stack instead." This is a big deal! I feel like players can easily optimize the fun/flow out of a game in they're not careful. Those costs are hidden.
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