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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?

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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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josh terry @joshterry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is the kinda thing folks were retweeting in 2013. you could go mad viral for doing the #foodbands hashtag with "a tribe called quinoa." different times. i miss it
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pete Kegbreath. Ally of Gender affirming care.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Round of 16 game in Azteca against Mexico? England is in for a rough match
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Pox3d Cartoon with Sombrero
ALT: Pox3d Cartoon with Sombrero
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ban the stutter step PK
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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
HEAD SHEARIN’
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Annie Less Than Three @trebbble.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
(An edited calvin and hobbes strip.)
Calvin's dad: on social media? I'll show you something interesting.
Calvin's dad: The two types of social media are twitter and tumblr. All websites fall into these two categories. Instagram? Twitter. Pinterest? Tumblr.
Calvin: Yeah.
Calvin's dad: Gacha life? Tumblr. Linkedin? Twitter. 
Calvin's dad: Despite being a twitter clone, bluesky is tumblr.
(The last panel shows calvin awake in his bed at night, with a troubled look on his face.)
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
if you’re wondering why it seems like some of us on here are losing our minds, it’s because we are we’re just counting down the days until we draw the short straw again, and for powerful people to tell us “who could’ve known!” uh, we could’ve. and you could’ve
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ReBOOOOOOOcca 👻 @qbqrat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I asked my father if he knew who this was and he said, yes, he's the dog who plays basketball.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Tariff all things using Imperial Units
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@domoniquefoxworth.bsky.social I have to be honest. Until I googled it for myself. I thought Marshawn called him Gentri-cuz instead of Ginger Cuz. Which has a silimar but much more funny connotation.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Gary from Highland Park your on ESPN Chicago" "Ahhh Hey Dere. I don't know about dat hookenladdah. It was a bit too cutesy for me. I'll hang up and listen"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
top notch mascottin'
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 28/11/2025
Imagine telling these 2 crazy kids that: • They’d be HC and GM together • GM is a thing that exists • Partly to manage player payments, which are legal • At an ACC school • And that ACC school is Stanford
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Hairic Lilred @hairic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
game design 101
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zneeley25.bsky.social @zneeley25.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite oversized QB chyron
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What the. Is your mom at the game
Defend the hoe
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The reverse Lasso, Jürgen Klopp is coaching Oklahoma State
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We reached sincere "Brockmire, talking about drinking on air" hours
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I went to bed 4 hours ago. My dog woke me up to make sure I didn't miss the end of this game. Let Shohei pitch tonight
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Glad we are spending a quarter of a BILLION dollars to renovate the white house instead of serving the public. Gotta make sure we bleed the coffers for another Quarter B for my personal stash
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I want to laugh at the senile old man who clearly doesn't give a fuck and the majority of the population sees him as a failure but I don't want Bill Belichick to think it's about him.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
How did you create shareholder value today? I took PTO ans slept. So I made sure my co-workers did more work.
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well don't I feel stupid
A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“It’s chilling that a person we thought was a normal, unhinged campus shooter was actually a political assassin. You see a deranged guy with a rifle on the quad every day. I suppose it was a little suspicious that he wasn’t shooting droves of students.”
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
wellness check for @robertmays.bsky.social ?
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Photo of former Kansas coach Don Fambrough and a quote that reads: "I HAD A SERIOUS ILLNESS. THEY KNEW OF A DOCTOR ON THE MISSOURI SIDE THAT PROBABLY COULD TAKE CARE OF ME. I TOLD THEM 'NO, I'D RATHER DIE FIRST'."
- DON FAMBROUGH -
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Shout out to Kawhi getting paid $28 million to be on the Clippers from a fraudulent Landscaping company. The NCAA becomes more like pro sports and pro sports become more like the NCAA
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Danny @recordsandradio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
dying 😂
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
If you are in your 30's and have medical insurance that covers it, I suggest getting a titer for your childhood vaccinations. I didn't have most of my antibodies and plenty of people in my circle are having babies.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Remember Kids, the New Radicals only put out one album because the world wasnt Radical enough. So either bring back Rocket Power or vote for UBI. Because you only get what you give.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
No Gods, No Kings. Fuck ICE. LAPD is the most violent gang in the U.S.
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Let's Go Oilers
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💚🐧🪀🔫 @gpblastoise.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I need at least 5 games of Texas vs Texas Tech #wcws
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/12/2024
If you don't want the chicken to shit on your painting, defeat the chicken's football team. Otherwise the chicken can do whatever the chicken wants
South Carolina's chicken shit on Clemson's field, reportedly
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