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Isaac

@ibex95.bsky.social
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Young of heart, Hard of head, Dumb of ass

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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 1h
We are so excited about Mike Tomlins Minecraft world we broke images
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rats
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update on your Carolina hurricanes.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We now go to Passcataway
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am exiting confused and approaching concerned about the canes
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Gare Bear. Its me. Question, why are the world champion Carolina Hurricanes playing at five? Cause bruins rangers isnt exactly a firework start to the season.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look it's a little hard to keep up with the canes without Twitter, but I didn't expect to miss the canes signing Will Wheaton in the off season
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hand in unlovable hand, NC state and Lincoln
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am declaring open season on all Dave's in organized football for the state of North Carolina
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait why is Houston in Statesboro?
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unrelated, has anyone else noticed how the art of war is written like a early reader book? Like what leapt to mind was the DC super dictionary but im sure educational books are avaliable
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The American cultural victory meme
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
LOGGING ON
the coyote falling through space onna flat rock with another flat rock falling directly above him, he is staring at it in a comically terrified manner
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Yeah that guy from econ, ya know...uhhhh...."
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rams looking like my notes in Sophomore world history
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My haters are in shambles. We are getting tired of winning
Eat n park breakfast
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah my finger came off. Obviously leprosy. Didn't realize it hit that quick.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My god they they raised Joan Rivers from the dead!
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are soft launching Rocky to the concept of Halloween
A black and white mutt with a chicken on his back
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stabbing the bottom of the cooler so the slab of beans can bathe Brent Key.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a mascot so fair Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina Music would play and Tony would whirl
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is..... is he trying to apply "well they shouldn't have dressed like that" to beastiliaty? DOES HE THINK BUGGS CROSS DRESSING IS A DOCUMENTARY?
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Most crowds in Myrtle Beach are Stalinist and infantile
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somebody pointed this out and I might march into the sea
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We talk alot about Chicago Pope, but we haven't talked enough about formative years in Philly pope.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Isn't this just 24?
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And that kids is why I dont pretend to understand CUSA
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ohhhhh thats why Zaslav is killing the looney tunes.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These guys thought they weren't going to make their flight. They might have been better off
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DONALD TRUMP HAS PERSONALLY GOTTEN BETWEEN ME AND MY BED, HE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF VALHALLA
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shot chaser
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im at Oklahoma City International, and the flight thats supposed to take the Sooner fans to Detroit is super delayed. The guys running the gate are preparing to baracade the doors
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My best friend had his first child two or three weeks ago, and hes gonna learn both baby safety and the true meaning of fear.
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey everyone have you seen John Brown Hawk? He’s 5-foot statue
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Im sorry but hum along to play songs in OOT remake is going to make weak men. Dont even get me started on look at song book. If you can hot key the iron boots I will consider this the tipping point for the collapse of western civilization.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Yeah we gonna send an intern to the Manards, pick up some spot lights and a glow in the dark football. That'll do it"
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@podkatt.bsky.social we're putting together a team www.theatlantic.com/science/2026...
theatlantic.com
The Netherlands Will Never Be Rid of Louisiana Crawfish
What will it take for the Dutch to eat them?
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because the Heisman award is focused on the individuals achievements. BUT HERE AT STETSON BENNETT KIA OF SANDY SPRINGS, WE KNOW SUCCESS IS FOUND IN THE TEAM. FROM SALES TO FINANCING TO OUR REPAIR CENTER OUR TEAM IS FOCUSED ON YOU WINNING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP OF AUTOMOBILE OWNERSHIP!
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay. One last great European art heist
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
when your created character shows up in a cutscene
Foghorn Leghorn talking to John Cena in Coyote vs Acme
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
See the bits also report beer thefts in pounds, it wasn't that weird.
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So rocky, my new dog, likes something on in the background while we're out and about. As a joke I put soccer on and he loved it. My wife knows this so she made a Playlist on YouTube. Unfortunately I think he's a man city fan now
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Piazza new york catcher are you above .500?
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social, do you still want show suggestions through the single wing form?
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These two books come in the mail within 10 business days of signing up
Maos little red bookPhil Steele
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This feels like Palpatine announcing a super weapon
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Isaac @ibex95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dont log off into that good night. POST! POST AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!
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